The Ratings War III: Republic of Heaven (Second Round Finals)

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Lord Krunk

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Axle basked in the sunlight that danced around his face, admiring the tranquil and carefree nature that emanated form this little patch of heaven. He smiled as he thought of his life back on Earth, his life that felt so distant now. A life of secrecy, hiding and serving. A life of skulking in the shadows, waiting for The Hunger?s prey to come within his reach. It seemed so dull, so repetitive when he looked back on it; why had he not left his temple more frequently?

He was reminded of the answer as the sun?s glare was blotted out by the slender figure of a woman bending over to glare at him, her pitch-black hair dangling in a frame around her pale face. Athena was giving him a smirk coupled with a look of disapproval as she produced a small book and some receipt paper from her pockets.

?While you?ve been lounging around, I?ve been doing a bit of research. Might come in handy during our battles, you never know.?

She sat down next to him as he sat up; she daintily waved the piece of paper in front of his face. Axle was irritated, but he let none of it show on his face.

I must not disrespect the Great Shadow?

?What is that?? he finally asked, a slight quiver in his voice.

Athena shrugged. ?A list of local eateries we should stop off at on our trip.? He skimmed over the barely legible scrawl on the paper, which displayed a list of the 25 contestants? names. Some of them were portrayed next to each other, most likely to mean that the two would be fighting together like Athena and himself.

?Nice joke,? he chuckled. ?taken a look at them yet??

?Of course!? exclaimed the Great Shadow. ?I need to know what?s in my food before I start eating it. That?s why I brought a menu.?

She dropped the book on Axle?s lap. He picked it up and glanced at the pages inside, giving details on the contestants as well as the events prior to their arrival. He suddenly took interest, taking mental notes as his eyes skimmed over the pages.

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Athena sighed, smirking as she glanced over at the various people that dotted the landscape, some training, some trying to get comfortable, and some in conversations with each other. It made her laugh, the fact that these people were acting so casually when they knew that death loomed ahead of them.

Bunch of nut-jobs, if you ask me.

She smiled. She?ll have to store that nut line among all of her other culinary jokes; she rather enjoyed them. After all, she was only here for the food.

Strange. I don?t remember having a sense of humour?

She shrugged the feeling off, knowing that it must have been a side effect of stealing a mortal body. And besides, how could laughter harm her?

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Axle was buried deeply into the pages of the book, his mind absorbing every last bit of information that may be useful to their future fights. He knew from experience that every last detail was a possible victory; after all, his abduction of Lady Athena had not been an easy task.

?My Lady, something that has been irking me for quite some time. Why have you not devoured everyone right here, right now??

She pouted in frustration. ?I would love to, Axle, but chances are that I would get caught and banished from existence or merely disqualified for offing the competition early. And besides, I like to play with my food.?

Axle sighed. ?I suppose, but it means more work for me in the long run.?

?What have you found in the book??

?Quite a bit. You know one of our opponents has an exploding liver??

Athena suppressed a giggle. ?Should lay off the spicy stuff. I learned that after that one time I ate a Mexican; couldn?t get the taste out of my mouth for weeks!?

Axle chuckled, which quickly turned into a look of deep concentration as he began to hear an odd murmour in the breeze. He swiftly got up and glanced around him, trying to trace the sound.

Where is it coming from?

The sound began to get louder, reaching a crescendo. He began to make out the sound that was heading in his direction, even if he could not see where it was coming from.

It?s a god-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
But her mummy is yelling ?No?
And her daddy has told her to go


He glanced around him, his eyes darting from place to place. The deathly girl who sat next to him, the man in black armour giving the bird to the clouds that circled above him and the angels that strolled around the area, making sure that no-one tried to start a round earlier than planned.

But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she?s hooked to the silver screen


?You hear that?? he asked to Athena, who stared at him quizzically.

?No. Seriously, if you can hear something that I can?t, then something?s gone horribly wrong.?

But the film is a saddening bore
For she?s lived it ten times or more
She could spit in the eyes of fools
As they ask her to focus on


A chorus began to play around him as he stood up, frantically searching for whatever was making that noise. As Athena gave him a look of confusion, he remembered the first rule of stealth.

No one ever looks up.

As he raised his head, he noticed a small dot in the sky. As he examined the dot, it began to grow.

Shit.

A few seconds later, the airborne object collided with his head with the force of a sledgehammer.

Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he?ll ever know
He?s in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?


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Axle felt the glare on his face as he opened his eyes. As he looked around him, the first thing he saw was Athena stooping over his person, a childish grin forming on her face. She pulled a small bronze object out of her pockets and spoke.

?Fool. A mistake like that on the field could cost you your life.?

His temples almost screamed with pain. ?What happened??

She tossed the bonze box onto his lap, standing up and making violent gestures like she was reciting the events of a tragedy. ?That thing fell out of the sky and smacked into your head; you?ve been out for nearly an hour. I don?t know where it came from, but it has your name on it.?

He picked it up and examined the object, running his fingers over the fine indentations in the flawless metal. Sure enough, an image of a sun was apparent on the back, spelling out four letters in a circle.

A. X. L. E. Sounds like it stands for something.

?Some of the memories I?ve absorbed indicate that it?s called a ?wireless radio?. I don?t know what the hell music will do to help us, but you never know.?

She was right, a speaker and telescopic antenna was protruding from the front, but to his confusion, there was no sign of an on/off button.

What on Earth is a radio, anyway?

He shrugged as he placed the radio on the inside pocket of his cloak. He was curious as to what it was, but now was not the time. After all, he had a lot of research to do.

?Mistress Athena??

?Yes??

?Please don?t make a ?the world is my oyster? joke while we?re here.?

She laughed as she took a mental note of the comment. That was too good a line to not use.

Okay, this post was to give a display of the personalities of my two characters, as well as introduce some plot elements that I will (hopefully, I am fighting Ultrajoe first after all) introduce in later entries. So please do take note of Athena?s newfound personality, A.X.L.E. and the radio; they are important.

Also, proofreading and comments are welcome, if not, enforced. That?s right, I?ll send the Thought Police on your asses if you don?t; after all, I am a Conspirator.

Can anyone tell that I was watching Life on Mars when I was writing parts of this? The song has relevance to the competition in any case; ?the best selling show?. Maybe I was trying to subconsciously break the fourth wall?

In a few moments, I?ll have compiled all 3 of my important posts on the front page.

EDIT: And it is done. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.107952.1811140]
 

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Okay, seriously, I have no fucking clue what is going on anymore, who is going up against who, what was decided about what, and it doesn't help that bits and pieces of everyone's life story is scattered everywhere.

Vid20 was a lifesaver earlier, but it seems like pretty soon that list is going to be out of date, so not only do I no longer have any idea what the rules are, I and many others may be at a large disadvantage, because we don't feel we should have to search through nine pages to find what should be collected in one post.

If someone could point me to a single post that outlines what the hell was decided about brackets, deadlines and whatnot, I'd be very grateful - and by that, I don't mean what Joe has suggested, I mean what he and Sorrow eventually agreed on...if they even have. Although, if they haven't, I have no idea why we've got another match up.

In short; CONFUSION AND RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
 

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Okay, seriously, I have no fucking clue what is going on anymore, who is going up against who, what was decided about what, and it doesn't help that bits and pieces of everyone's life story is scattered everywhere.

Vid20 was a lifesaver earlier, but it seems like pretty soon that list is going to be out of date, so not only do I no longer have any idea what the rules are, I and many others may be at a large disadvantage, because we don't feel we should have to search through nine pages to find what should be collected in one post.

If someone could point me to a single post that outlines what the hell was decided about brackets, deadlines and whatnot, I'd be very grateful - and by that, I don't mean what Joe has suggested, I mean what he and Sorrow eventually agreed on...if they even have. Although, if they haven't, I have no idea why we've got another match up.

In short; CONFUSION AND RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
In terms of random in character posts (it annoys me that half of theme aren't even necessary to continue their individual plots), Fire Daemon has already asked us to whack everything we've written onto a single one. However, I seem to be the only one that's actually taken heed to it thus far out of those that have made multiple story posts.

As for brackets, Sorrow has already stated that he will be using Ultrajoe's brackets, but the times they play will be chosen at random. After round one is finished, anyone is up against anyone with no predefined slots.

At the end of the day, you're up against The_Logician, but you don't know when.

EDIT: And you have five days to complete your posts, similar to last time (but wasn't enforced that well, both Khedive and myself got our final entries in about a week late).

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Dastardos, I'm truly flattered that you have a delusion that I stand a snowball's chance in hell at beating Misc.

Other than that, this gives me an idea...

[HEADING=1] Place yer bets nah!!![/HEADING]

the Sargent Toughie RW3 betting arena is now open! place bets on who you want to see victorious in each round for glory, pride... and [sup]uh........[/sup]more glory
Please don't, keep this thread clean. If you want to do something like this, I may make a support thread for RW3, for random challenges and betting. For now, hold tight.

My post above is edited, also, please read it.
I was so fond of that idea... oh well, I guess you have a point. Adding a gambling area to this thread would make an already cluttered thread absolutely unreadable
It also generates bias. I myself have noticed that every single person who has made bets have voted against me.

Sure, I'm up against Ultrajoe, but it just annoys me that I, finalist of RW2, haven't even got a single honourable mention yet. The last thing I want for this thread is the judges being forced to vote for a particular person just to make the other players/betters happy; the minute that happens is the minute this competition jumps the shark and I'll have to find a new pastime.
 

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Lord Krunk said:
[snip]

Sure, I'm up against Ultrajoe, but it just annoys me that I, finalist of RW2, haven't even got a single honourable mention yet. The last thing I want for this thread is the judges being forced to vote for a particular person just to make the other players/betters happy; the minute that happens is the minute this competition jumps the shark and I'll have to find a new pastime.
I sway my vote, for no (wo)man. I can't speak for everyone else, but I like to think of myself as a completely non-biased judge when it comes to RW and I take a lot of steps to not allow my decision to be affected by outside sources except if the post is late. If you write a better story then Ultrajoe I'll vote for you as winner, no amount of forum popularity changes that. Seeing as how Ultrajoe hasn't didn't do that well last round I wouldn't worry about her getting through due to popularity alone. I don't think anyone will get through because they're popular, they need to write well to win.

You'll probably have to wait for the players to sort things out themselves. This game has reached a level of popularity that it needs the players to keep control of it. If they don't then the game fails and it is ultimately their loss.
 

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Well I was going to make a reply saying you can find the brackets here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.107952.1964283], and the current running fight here [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.107952.1971517]. But it appears Krunk beat me to it.

Also my list is constantly updating. I just compiled all of ultrajoes and toughies stuff into their entries.
 

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Don't look at me for answers. With the randomized RW1-esque setup back in action, I'm just as confused as all of you guys. How it will work out with 24 players I simply do not know, but for now I think we just sit tight and wait for updates.

Also, Sorrow, with the randomized second rounds coming into play, some people don't want their current match-ups. They weren't worried about getting to fight certain people because they were going to do that in round 2 (possibly) anyway, but now that they're unsure, they would like to fight that person in round 1.

I know it's your game, and I shouldn't try and force my business into things, but round 1 is the only place people are going to get the assured chance of some of the fights they really wanted. I know you've said you're against player-chosen matches, but they did join up out of a desire to enjoy themselves... I just think this is a harmless way to let them enjoy themselves. The bracket can be fixed very easily, and given that even match order has been randomized it shouldn't prove a huge pain.

I'm just in the dark as to what's happening. That might be your plan, I don't know, and you like keeping the inner doings of the comp a secret. I'm concerned that keeping this many players in the dark is a good way to have people trip over the furniture.

Also, Krunk, Evil isn't really flipping off the sky. I did make it quite clear that my post was a joke.
 

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Just following orders here
Name: Elsewise Ipswitch
Nickname: The Dead Warrior
Build: Shapeless, almost looks like an amoeba stuck in a trenchcoat, about 5 and a half feet in height
Eyes: Blue
Skin: Pale
Age: As old as the hills.
Clothing: Suit over most his body, with his head wrapped like one might wrap someone injured, boots, and gloves.

Weapons- Two blades, one, a long dagger that he has gained great ability over time with. The other, a needle with thread.

Unusual abilities: One, the blade: Time has given him hand-eye coordination beyond that of mortal man. His shapeless body allows him to move with ruthless efficiency and indeterminable motion, making him a deadly fighter. Two, the needle and thread: He keeps it near him at all times. It is theorized that it is the source of his strength. Crazy, yes, but he believes in it.

Back-story: An experiment in the advancement of science gone horribly wrong, a creature of unknown shape and function, someone presumed dead a long time ago. Went into hiding a long time ago, hoping for peace to last him the rest of his days... no matter how long that may be?

<spoiler=Pt 1>
The Beginning

One came to his door. A man in a suit and tie, carrying a suitcase. Probably a salesman. He hoped the last one might tell his friends to stay away, Guess not. Nothing a few scare tactics wouldn?t solve, he supposed. He tried his best to sound like a normal man, but the thought only filled him with disgust in his own form as he grumbled.

?Mmmm??

?I?m a Jehovah?s follower, sir. Here to spread some good news.? The voice echoed coldly, without emotion or tone.

?Isn?t that ?Jehovah?s witness??? His own voice was hoarse and unnatural.

?Not quite??

Suddenly, a fist ruptured through the front door and wrapped around Elsewise?s throat. ?I have a rather important job for you to do, Mr. Ipswitch??

Stupid, stupid, should have acted first. He smashed the arm at the wrist, an act that should?ve broken his arm in two. Should?ve, yet the grip on his neck only tightened. He pulled the door open and smashed the man?s head into the door. It didn?t matter if he saw his face now. He wouldn?t live to leave this house anyway. He was small, gangly, not at all as expected. The man, merely smiling, had a hole in his head from a nail left in his door. No blood dripped from his skull. He lifted Elsewise off the ground by the throat and slammed into the floor of the entry. The house was empty and bare with only two things in the room: A needle and a dagger. Elsewise smashed the man across his skull, forcing him to release his grip. He leapt off the ground and dove for the needle. He held it in his back pocket and then took the dagger off its place and turned back to face the man. Took too much time? the brawler was already right in front of him. He smashed his face in and tripped him to the ground, then held his foot up to smash his head into the ground. A mistake he was going to pay for? Elsewise slipped out of the way of the deathblow and stabbed the man in the calf muscle. He used the knife as leverage to pull himself up quicker as the knife descended further into his leg. He reached the needle out of his back pocket and held to the man?s throat from behind. ?Last words? And try not to make them poetic, they just come off sounding egotistical...?

The man smiled, ?You?re very good. I believe we can use you after all?? The man?s head jerked back and almost caved in Elsewise?s skull. He fell back, blood running down his hands, as the man ripped out the dagger from his leg and threw it at Elsewise?s feet. The hole in his head was gone, as was the foot long gash that should have been running down his leg.

?You ever read the Bible, Mr. Ipswitch?? The man said, taking a seat across from on the floor.

?Don?t believe in reading fairy tales?? Elsewise replied, grabbing the needle from the floor and sewing his head back shut. The last attack had busted his head open. He couldn?t afford to fall apart.

The man laughed and sighed as he continued, ?It?s more real than you might think, Mr. Ipswitch. The Devil, Jesus, God, the whole sh??

?GOD HUH?? Elsewise stood, angrily, ?GOD IS REAL? THEN HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?? he said, ripping off several of the bandages from his face. The man?s arm reached out and held him still. ?I know what you look like, Elsewise and it?s true, you are manmade. An abomination. One mistake among many in man?s follies in search for the powers of God. And as a result, your faith in the existence of a merciful and just God is miniscule at best. But, that?s not what I?m here for.? Elsewise relaxed and sat patiently.

?I am Azrael, one of the fallen angels that stayed neutral in God?s battle with Lucifer, now considered the embodiment of evil, and the angel of death.? Azrael expected another burst of anger or confusion from Elsewise but all that remained was serenity to his presence. ?And the God of Earth is dead?? Elsewise?s bandaged face hid a grin. ?So Nietzsche was right, huh??

Azrael smiled, ?No, not THE God, the God of Earth. You see, the Universe is run as a representative government, with representatives in all bodies for both spiritual and mortal coils and every? You know, for a human being who?s never read the Bible, you?re rather accepting of all of this.?

Elsewise shrugged as he finished patching up his skull. ?What do I know about spirituality? I was created in a science lab. Might as well be telling the truth, doesn?t affect me.?

Azrael?s voice deepened and a face of anger overcame his brow. ?That?s where you?re wrong, Elsewise? Heaven has always been ruled by the forces of Good and Hell has always been ruled by the forces of Evil. Earth has been the middle ground. As long as the battle for Earth?s soul stays one in a system of checks and balances and no one wins it, peace remains in the afterlife. And yet the fools at the top of this system have decided to try and set up wholly good or wholly evil MORTALS to take the place of the God of Earth, unable to anticipate the chaos that could come of it.?

?What?s the big deal? So what if a wholly good person becomes the God of Earth? Doesn?t that mean God wins? Hip Hip Hooray and all that??

Azrael sighed and cursed Ipswitch for not being able to comprehend the situation. ?Mortals are IMPERFECT! Both sides are overzealous to even consider putting mortals at the head of such a system of government. Anyone could see by the scandals and impotency of the United States government that mortals aren?t meant for such responsibility. Even the most morally lawful mortal is a great danger in such a position of power.?

?So, good luck to you, Fallen Angel.?

Azrael smiled, ?I am no fighter. I am a muse, an artist, and a? business man. I have no place on the field of battle.?

Ipswitch slipped the needle into his back pocket and the dagger into his sleeve, rubbing the wound to his malformed head. ?Could?ve fooled me??

?I need a true warrior. One who could win the battle and preserve the Earth as a system with both evil and good in the outcome.? Azrael stood up as he spoke. ?The balance of good and evil must be preserved, and I believe the two of us can accomplish that.?

?And what do I get out of the deal? A position in government? I?m gonna pass on that one?Besides, I am mortal. You just went on a whole tirade on how evil and corrupt mortals are and how they aren?t responsible enough to hold chairs of government.?

?No, you will win and you will hand power over to me. Time has given me a greater outlook on existence. For peace to continue, one rejected by both sides must take control. And besides, all good and evil must experience death at one point, so I can?t exactly play favorites with my job as it is. And in return for your services, I guarantee you? a soul, and salvation.?

Elsewise looked up in puzzlement, ?You can do that??

Azrael smiled, ?If I?m the God of the Earth, I can.?

The whole thing was ridiculous, something out of a bad novel. But?if it was true?would that make him less of a? freak?He had to try this.

Elsewise stood and smiled, though it was invisible behind his bandages. ?All right, consider yourself the future God of Earth, Azrael. What do I have to do to enter this tournament??

Azrael smiled, ?Well, there are many ways, but I think the easiest one is this?? Then he held out his hand, and waited for reply.

Ipswitch examined Azrael?s outstretched hand and his used car salesman smile. ?I know you might not know much about these things, but we call this a handshake.? In which we-?

?I know what a damn handshake is?? he said, still wary toward his apparent ally. He inched his hand forward carefully and stopped centimeters short of the hand. ?Is this going to hurt??

Azrael sighed and reached his hand forward. Black weaved through the air and a mark implanted itself on Elsewise?s hand. Darkness overcame him. Yeah?it did, was the last thought that came to his mind as the pain drifted him to sleep.


<spoiler=Pt 2>

Elsewise stood staring at the man so famous among the mortals back on Earth, and continued to gaze, even after he had finished speaking.

Azrael smiled and started, "I realize that you never had belief in God, so Jesus talking in front of you may be blowing your closed and simple brain. So, any questions regarding the man bleeding from both hands I'd be more than willing to..."

Elsewise stood in silence, turning away from the sight of him.

"Back on Earth, I couldn't shut you up and now, you're as silent as the air... Good." Azrael said, indicating that Elsewise follow him out of sight.

A mile or so away from the arena, and a mile of silence later, Azrael stopped walking and Elsewise followed suit.

"All right, I'm going to examine your reflexes and strength... We need to know how to go up against who we're going up against... You ever see Rocky?"

Elsewise smiled, "So you're Mick?"

Azrael sighed, muttering to himself, "Typical. Human never touches the bible or goes to church, but he's seen Sylvester Stallone try to act. Just can't wait 'til I can my hands on him, we'll see who has the eye of the tiger..."

Azrael slapped on a pair of gloves and brought his hands forward, but Elsewise stepped back out of fear... He hadn't felt another being touch him for a long time, and the look on their faces of disgust when they felt the face behind the shadow or the build underneath the cloak, was disgusting to him.

"Dammit, I can't look at you, if you keep cowering away. Just try and think of something else... tell me about where you came from or something..."

"Shouldn't you know that already, Mr. Angel of Death?"

"We're doing this for YOUR good, not mine...?"

Elsewise began to think back and walk down his memories...

It had been a long time since I had seen the laboratories? I didn?t even know why I was made. Well? that wasn?t true; I knew exactly why he was made. To kill. Hunt and kill. Hunt, torture, and kill, in that order. ?The ?grotesque? design and build of the creature? was unintentional according to the files I found on myself, but they were unaltered as the ?mental images would haunt? whomever I hunted.

It was almost funny remembering back to my first moments of consciousness. A nurse screaming, doctors desperately trying to contain her hysteria as I blinked my eyes in my first waking moments. I remember very little about my early days. My only vivid memories came from moments with her.

She wasn?t like the others, no, not at all. When she touched me, she did not find my face repulsive but extraordinary. My build was not arabesque, but scientifically efficient. My mind was not romantic or impaired. She was merely a child glancing down into an ant farm, or walking through a museum, taking fascination in a scientific breakthrough. But then again, an ant farm wasn?t considered a sleight against God.

She didn?t understand what I could do, what they were making me do, what I wasn?t preventing myself from doing. When she discovered what the organization was making him do? She hatched a plan to help me escape, and it worked perfectly. Before then, they only let me out when they wanted something killed or were going to tell they wanted me to kill something. I was out of my cage and free for the first time. I did only what came naturally to me. I killed her.

I never understood the concept of death then. It was all a game to me. I was let out, I hunted, Target died, I was picked up, and I was put back into the cage. Wash, rinse, repeat. I never stayed afterwards to the limbs twitch, the eyes shift, the mouth shake. But even in death, she cared for me. She knew that I was doing what came naturally and I only took orders from those working in the organization. So, she gave me one last order. She told me to run. She told me to run until I was out of the laboratory, then run until I was out of the cover of the building. Then run until I couldn?t see buildings anymore. Then run farther. And she told me once I was safe and had lived a real life, to do as I wished, whatever I wished. She said all this, while looking into my eyes. She didn?t hurl, she didn?t cry, she didn?t avert eye contact. Her voice didn?t even change pitch from the sword stroke to her final breath. She looked into my eyes like an equal person. Like a ?real? person?


?So then, I??

?By Jehovah himself, I finished 3 minutes ago, you can stop whining about your lot in life.?

If Elsewise could blush, he would have. Instead, he only stared straight ahead, unresponsive and lifeless, like a machine.

?All right, I?ve got a good idea, what we?re working with?I?d say we have a 1 in 150,000 chance of actually winning this thing??

?Glad you?re so confident....?

Azrael smiled, hooking his still gloved hand around Elsewise?s shoulder. ?Hey, don?t let your malformed head worry about a thing. You?ve got a trick or two up your sleeve? Don?t worry about a thing? Just win so I can start shining my crown.?

Elsewise only nodded as Azrael began walking back to the arena. He hadn?t thought about her in such a long time. As he walked back, he wondered if he was following what she wanted?

 

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Fire Daemon said:
Lord Krunk said:
[snip]

Sure, I'm up against Ultrajoe, but it just annoys me that I, finalist of RW2, haven't even got a single honourable mention yet. The last thing I want for this thread is the judges being forced to vote for a particular person just to make the other players/betters happy; the minute that happens is the minute this competition jumps the shark and I'll have to find a new pastime.
I would tone down the haughtiness, Krunk. If you recall, you lost in the first round of RWII and were placed in the finals by my request.

And the day one of my judges votes based on popularity is the day I punt their asses out of the tournament and judge myself.
 

Lord Krunk

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I would tone down the haughtiness, Krunk. If you recall, you lost in the first round of RWII and were placed in the finals by my request.
Sorry about my attitude towards the situation, but you do have to remember that the only person I've lost to so far is Khedive Rex, the champion. Mind you, I understand that I've lost to 2 out of 3 competitors, but I didn't have much of a range of people to play against last time.
And the day one of my judges votes based on popularity is the day I punt their asses out of the tournament and judge myself.
Good to know.
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I sway my vote, for no (wo)man. I can't speak for everyone else, but I like to think of myself as a completely non-biased judge when it comes to RW and I take a lot of steps to not allow my decision to be affected by outside sources except if the post is late. If you write a better story then Ultrajoe I'll vote for you as winner, no amount of forum popularity changes that. Seeing as how Ultrajoe hasn't didn't do that well last round I wouldn't worry about her getting through due to popularity alone. I don't think anyone will get through because they're popular, they need to write well to win.
I'm not saying that forum popularity comes into it (I'm fine with that, and if the judging's like RW2 then there is no problem), it's more the people making the bets that are angering me somewhat. It gives a good view of people's expectations, and even if the judging is fair and balanced, if I manage to win then a lot of people are going to go 'Awww'. Really, I don't want that to happen.
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Also, Krunk, Evil isn't really flipping off the sky. I did make it quite clear that my post was a joke.
I know it was. I just added it in as a reference.
 

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Krunk I didn't mean to upset you. Khedive made the joke of making brackets earlier so I did. And I won't go Awws if you win
 

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Krunk I didn't mean to upset you. Khedive made the joke of making brackets earlier so I did. And I won't go Awws if you win
You haven't upset me, I can just see the betting system getting way out of hand, as well as several other people thinking the same way as me about the outcome.
 

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I must admit, my suggestions were designed to change the game into something I desired. What I've always felt RW lacked was the ability to tell a story, and Evil is a character I intended to tell a story with. With a return to RW1/2 style rules and assigned matches, games I played but did not particularly enjoy, the point of my character is rapidly dwindling. If you hadn't guessed already, I'm pulling out of the Comp.

I can understand why it is how it is, and I can appreciate Sorrow's desire to keep the system as it exists. I'm not quitting because of his choices or his rejection of my suggestions, but because the game is now something I do not have fun in. With 24 players, the system that we're using is already becoming bunk, and we haven't gone a single match yet. The story, motivations and character of Evil just don't have the chance they need.

I'll admit, I tried to change RW3 into something that suited me better. The fact is that I'm not up for more of a game that I didn't enjoy in the first place. With this many people, and short leashes, the waiting times and lack of interaction just push this off the deep end of my admittedly low tolerance levels. In short: There are better ways for me to spend my time.

I hope you all have fun, I just don't think I will. I realize, under my own suggestions (one that I think was adopted), that this makes me ineligible for the next RW.

Please don't send me angry PM's, anyone, calling me ragequiter carries the audacious suggestion that you could actually make me rage.
 

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I must admit, my suggestions were designed to change the game into something I desired. What I've always felt RW lacked was the ability to tell a story, and Evil is a character I intended to tell a story with. With a return to RW1/2 style rules and assigned matches, games I played but did not particularly enjoy, the point of my character is rapidly dwindling. If you hadn't guessed already, I'm pulling out of the Comp.

I can understand why it is how it is, and I can appreciate Sorrow's desire to keep the system as it exists. I'm not quitting because of his choices or his rejection of my suggestions, but because the game is now something I do not have fun in. With 24 players, the system that we're using is already becoming bunk, and we haven't gone a single match yet. The story, motivations and character of Evil just don't have the chance they need.

I'll admit, I tried to change RW3 into something that suited me better. The fact is that I'm not up for more of a game that I didn't enjoy in the first place. With this many people, and short leashes, the waiting times and lack of interaction just push this off the deep end of my admittedly low tolerance levels. In short: There are better ways for me to spend my time.

I hope you all have fun, I just don't think I will. I realize, under my own suggestions (one that I think was adopted), that this makes me ineligible for the next RW.

Please don't send me angry PM's, anyone, calling me ragequiter carries the audacious suggestion that you could actually make me rage.
Don't leave! I was going to have so much fun playing against you!

Well, I guess it's your choice after all; but it does make me sad.
 

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Corbett stood in the center of a group of warriors. These souls surrounding him seemed determined not to allow him to leave this place alive. <color=DC143C>"You have trespassed on our domain. Your life is forfeit. Surrender, and we will make it as painless as we can."

"Move aside, lost ones. My quarrel is not with you." Corbett said as he scanned the crowd for other such groups, reasoning that his opponent would have been accosted in the same manner.

<color=DC143C>"We have no choice. You must die." The obvious leader of this group said as he motioned his soldiers into position. <color=DC143C>"Attack." and the men leaped at Corbett with swords and axes gleaming.

Corbett spread his great black wing as wide as he could in the enclosed area and launched himself from the cracked, red ground. Dust flew into the souls' faces from the dry earth as he soared above them, searching for his opponent. Spotting a cluster of soldiers, he swooped overhead and saw a figure1: it seemed most comical as it dodged the soldier's attacks, but it was seemingly untouched, an impressive feat under the conditions. It appeared as though his opponent had been hailed by a much larger group than he had. Well, it wasn't a requirement that he incapacitate or kill his opponent, was it?

Suddenly, the entire group of soldiery began chasing across the desert landscape. Corbett was so surprised at this turn of events that he nearly flew into the canyon wall. After correcting his flight path, he considered what the soldiers were chasing after, but there was nothing there to his eyes. Then he saw the slightest shimmer and hint of movement. He recognized the telltale signs that a glamour had been placed over the fighters. Fairy magic, eh? Our "scarecrow" must be powerful among the Sidhe to have beglamoured so many...Well now I know what it is I'll be dealing with, how about I pay a visit to our friend from Underhill. Corbett made a perfect swoop turn and flew back to his adversary. He landed some 14 yards away and walked towards his foe as calmly as he could2. The other turned to him as he aproached. "Ooh, ooh! Joed, get ready! This guy looks tough!" "Well, can you distract him, Laea? He def'nitly looks tough. I don't know if we can take him..." "Oh, don't be so negative. If me and Gwyn work together, I'm sure we can distract him long enough for you to cut his head off."

...Wait, what? What's going on here? I thought it was one Fae, but it appears I was wrong; looks like several pixies running a contraption. Interesting. I was expecting a Sidhe Rider at the least. This'll be easier than I thought! "So, you all are to be my opponent. Or should that be opponents? No matter, I know how to deal with pixies." Corbett said as he unslung his scythe from the sling he placed it in when he took off. "Mutare facies organum fides!" The crossbar of of the scythe3 grew metallic strings that attached to the visibly dulling blade. Suddenly the scythe resembled an instrument of music more than it resembled an instrument of war. Corbett, seemingly oblivious to the changes being wrought to his scythe, addressed the scarecrow.

"A little known fact about pixies is that all of their senses are extremely sensitive to sound. They taste it, feel it, see it, smell it and, most especially, hear it. This is why so few pixies exist outside of the Underhill; the modern hustle and bustle causes them physical pain.

"Even among the select group that know of the existence of pixies, this is a fact not widely known. It is played very close to the chest among the Sidhe. It was simply your bad luck that your first opponent knew of this weakness and recognized you. I apologize for the agony I am about to inflict upon you." Assuming a guitarist's pose, Corbett struck the opening chord of "Don't Tread on Me" by Metallica. The sound, amplified naturally by the walls of the canyon in which the contestants were enclosed, caused the scarecrow to flinch. He played the entire song from memory, and the scarecrow retreated under the onslaught of vibration. He struck the final chord triumphantly, and the scarecrow disappeared.

Completely.

"Well now, you seem awfully well informed for a mortal! All that you just said is correct. However, a well known fact about pixies is that we are tricksy little buggers. Now, Joed!" Corbett, distracted by the song he was playing, had allowed himself to be led astray by a glamour. The pixies had used this opportunity to stuff their ears with straw to shut out the sound and get behind him. He had milliseconds to react.

He flexed his wing straight back, knocking the scarecrow nearly 10 yards, the right hand dropping the scythe when it caught on a protruding rock. "Well, I was going to be nice, but you just pissed me off. No one misleads Corbett Amadeus, especially not uppity little insects with delusions of grandeur!" Corbett said as he turned to face his opponent. His scythe/guitar reverted to a simple scythe as he returned it to his back. "Flagrare!"

The straw man went up in white hot flames. The air was filled with the smell of burning straw and flesh. Corbett stood there, glowering. Suddenly, the flames winked out. Corbett walked over to the remains of the straw man. He bent down and picked up a small blackened body. "Count yourself lucky I have made an oath to your queen. Were it not for that, you and your friends would be nothing but ashes on the wind now." He placed the small body next to the others on the ground. "I, Corbett Amadeus, having incapacitated my opponent, claim victory on this eternal battlefield." Before he returned to the waiting area, he whispered three sentences to the wind on that blistered armegeddon: "Morrigan, send help. I restrained myself as I could, but the ones you sent are severely injured. They need your elves' healing."

With that, the Dark Crow was swept up by a chariot of light and returned to the mesa of Purgatory.

1Corbett is highly intuitive and can notice things that most others would miss. He tends to make snap judgments and these are right a majority of the time. He also has a tendency to free associate, and has almost no filter between his brain and his mouth. This makes conversations with him highly confusing and difficult for those who are not as intuitive as he is.

2Corett has had many run-ins with the Fae due to his training as a magician. He is more aware of their strengths and weaknesses than any other mortal alive today. As a result they are very cautious about their dealings with him, and he in his dealings with them. He and the Morrigan have an agreement: as long as she does not oppose his designs in the mortal world, he will not kill any Fae he comes across, no matter how annoying they may be.

3Corbett's scythe is made entirely from one piece of metal. The blade is nearly impossible to separate from the haft (usually the weak point of a scythe). The haft itself is slightly bent in both directions, making it resemble a sine wave. There is a 12 inch crossbar approximately 6 inches from the end of the haft.
The blade itself is blood-red in the center, gradating to pure black at the edge and all the way down the haft.

<spoiler=OOC>So that's my first battle, or at least my interpretation of my first battle. Several things I'd like feedback on on this one, most notably the dialect and footnotes. Also, I'd like to know how well the pacing, word choice and readability work.

Thank you for whatever feedback you give and most especially thank you for the chance to participate in this RP!

And darn it all, UltraJoe, I was really hoping I would get to write opposite you, despite the minuscule chance of that happening. Well, ce la vie and all that. But I agree with Lord Krunk: this makes me sad.
 

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I really need to know what your character looks like.
I PMed you a few days ago and you never replied. I'm going to start writing, and if I don't know I'm going to use my imagination. Thanks
 

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I really need to know what your character looks like.
I PMed you a few days ago and you never replied. I'm going to start writing, and if I don't know I'm going to use my imagination. Thanks
Oh shit... my bad. Here's my sheet.

Name: Micah "The Gamer" Miller
Gender: Male
Age: 21(College Junior)
Alignment: Neutral
Eyes: Green
Hair: Blonde
Skin: Light
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 135Lbs(all muscle)
Weapons: A custom-forged battle ready sword, weildable in either one or two hands. A large shield capable of deflecting all but .50-cal bullets, which he uses as a secondary weapon. He has armor layered for maximum protection and mobility, with leather padding above his clothes and chainmail above that. He carries a .30-cal M-9 semi-automatic handgun on his person. He may remove his armor at some point in battle should it be a greater hazard to fight armored than if he fought unarmored.

Unusual abilities: Is able to take massive amounts of physical damage, more than twice that of most people. When he was 10 years old, he was riding his bicycle and was hit by a car travelling at 40 miles an hour. He curled himself into a ball and placed his arms in front of him to brace the impact. Miraculously, he survived with only minor fractures to his arms and some bruises on his torso. He attributes his ability to take a hit to the sheer amount of physical violence he's suffered over the years.

Back-story: Micah is considered among all things... a nerd. He cosplays, he plays D&D and WoW, he even owns a combat-ready suit of chainmail armor along with a sword and sheild. Unlike other nerds however, Micah has the physical strength, emotional readiness, and skill to use them. He has treated his life exactly like a video game, seeing exercise and study as chances to 'level up' and gain status and renown in the game of life. He adapted his fighting style from classes in fencing and martial arts and mixed this in with those he saw in Video Games. He uses a mix of light and heavy attacks while swordfighting, depending on the situation, he changes his tactic. He has made a lot of money doing things that are less than reputable, mostly minor vandalism and thefts, with one account of arson, all to get payback for people who were wronged. He has been arrested twice, both times turning himself in once the heat got turned up. He used the money he earned to invest, and he invested in Blizzard before the WoW craze started, seeing it as big money... he was right. He now owns his own house a few miles from campus, along with a Vespa scooter and a Scion Xa. Inside his house are various pieces of memorabilia from video games and movies.
 

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Ultrajoe said:
I must admit, my suggestions were designed to change the game into something I desired. What I've always felt RW lacked was the ability to tell a story, and Evil is a character I intended to tell a story with. With a return to RW1/2 style rules and assigned matches, games I played but did not particularly enjoy, the point of my character is rapidly dwindling. If you hadn't guessed already, I'm pulling out of the Comp.

I can understand why it is how it is, and I can appreciate Sorrow's desire to keep the system as it exists. I'm not quitting because of his choices or his rejection of my suggestions, but because the game is now something I do not have fun in. With 24 players, the system that we're using is already becoming bunk, and we haven't gone a single match yet. The story, motivations and character of Evil just don't have the chance they need.

I'll admit, I tried to change RW3 into something that suited me better. The fact is that I'm not up for more of a game that I didn't enjoy in the first place. With this many people, and short leashes, the waiting times and lack of interaction just push this off the deep end of my admittedly low tolerance levels. In short: There are better ways for me to spend my time.

I hope you all have fun, I just don't think I will. I realize, under my own suggestions (one that I think was adopted), that this makes me ineligible for the next RW.

Please don't send me angry PM's, anyone, calling me ragequiter carries the audacious suggestion that you could actually make me rage.
In my own mind I've always thought of RW as less of a creative writing venture and more of a creative writing obstacle course. If you know what you want to do from the begining and your only goal is to tell a beautifully written story about your character's conquests that you've already crafted in your mind to symbolicaly mirror your character's growth and development, you gain nothing from RW. If you've reached that point it's time to just get it over with and write a book.

RW isn't a book writing contest. It's a series of writing exercises. You get to invent your own protagonist but they assign you an antagonist, assign you a setting and mandate the limits of the plot of the story (the only thing we do if fight and win). You write a short story and the person who wrote better within the confines of their box gets assigned a new antagonist and setting.

What their testing isn't who can concieve of the more poetic and symbolic plot with the deepest characters and most powerful prose; this tournament is about adapting to writing under strict limits. It's about finding ways to establish symbols and motifs even when they're inconveinent or not what you were intending. It's about stuffing your character into any reasonably well defended niche you're lucky enough to stumble on and then growing it to meet the walls of its cage. It's not about writing the plot you want, it's about finding a plot to write.

Would that be frustrating? Certainly. For a person who already has a well-defined character and (most likely) a good road map of where to take it, I imagine that could be annoying as hell. That's why I don't really blame you for leaving. By the same token, if you have a well-defined character and an idea of where to take him, it's time you finish the job and invent his antagonist for him so that you control the story. You really don't have anything to gain from RW. It's time to write a book.

I must say though, and you will forgive me, I don't believe for a second you didn't enjoy yourself in the past RW's. There were long slow moments and far too many of them but, when that thread was epic, it was EPIC. You don't need anymore reason to leave RW3 than that it's not what you are looking to do at the moment. Pretending the whole series has been a waste of time is ... unnecessary.

As for the system failing to work because we've adopted another ten or so players, I don't really believe that either. If there is a single noticeable change that's screwing the system, it's post length. I think we set a bad precedent at the end of RW2; the idea that a post has to be at least twelve pages to really be epic. I look back at the first RW and am just stunned by how much shorter the posts use to be. If they crosed three pages it was something of a shock. Nowaday's every single, no-plot, filler, character interaction/background post is upwards of eight.

No one can be expected to read through and assimilate the information from all of them and so what we have is a big ... to quote Qayin, "Clusterfuck". People are posting into the void and it upsets the posters that no one's reading and it upsets readers that they can't keep up. Character development posts should really not be as long as entries. And neither should they be omnipresent. It reaches a point where you're writing to hear your characters talk rather than because it conveys anything of significant importance.

I really don't know how one might fix that problem other than to ask paricipants to be aware of it. Anyway, that's my rant.

TL;DR - Ultrajoe, you should write a book. And everyone, can we please keep our character stuff concise?
 

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No one can be expected to read through and assimilate the information from all of them and so what we have is a big ... to quote Qayin, "Clusterfuck". People are posting into the void and it upsets the posters that no one's reading and it upsets readers that they can't keep up. Character development posts should really not be as long as entries. And neither should they be omnipresent. It reaches a point where you're writing to hear your characters talk rather than because it conveys anything of significant importance.
I agree there; I believe that's what they call 'filler episodes'. Seriously, if it's not necessary, don't post it.

All of my posts have been there to introduce plot devices in my entries (when I actually get to write one). Ultrajoe's Evil posts are exempt because they add depth to an otherwise lifeless character. If you're just making words for the sake of making words or making fight scenes for the sake of making fight scenes, please wait until your entries.

That's all I have to say.