The Saboteur Offers Free DLC of Boobs on Day One

[Kuchinawa212]

Darn they are clever. I think your 100% right. They are forcing us to buy a new legal copy in promise of breasts.

Pretttttty cleaver.

 

[ohgodalex]

Can I maybe turn off the tits at any point during gameplay? I like the sounds of an additional hiding spot, but I don't necessarily care for nudity in video games. Makes it awkward to play around girls and less close friends.

 

[qbanknight]

the nerd is a predictable creature, the promise of boobies is enough for them to chase any game

 

[kotorfan04]

I like this DLC idea, it kind of combats resale value and it makes me feel like I am getting something extra.

 

[DarkRyter]

I can see how having your nipples being covered up by these [http://www.properpasty.co.uk/wp-content/themes/church_10/images/Steak-Pasty.jpg] would be quite distressing.

I'm already quite scared...

and aroused.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

I thought so. Even in the opening scene, the burlesque ladies above the club have blurs where there nipples would be. I thought it was just a blanket "No boobs".

Which is really stupid btw. When you can get full pr0n just by typing certain words into Google Videos.

And I'm sure, though I haven't tried, you can get full male pr0n just by typing other words.

 

[Aesir23]

I can see how having your nipples being covered up by these [http://www.properpasty.co.uk/wp-content/themes/church_10/images/Steak-Pasty.jpg] would be quite distressing.

Especially if they're fresh out of the microwave. Gives an entirely different meaning to "Feel the burn."

 

[bjj hero]

I actually think I hate EA now. If you've already gone to the trouble of coding all this, including it in the game or I just won't buy it. Sure, if something is broken, fix it, but otherwise, release the complete version of the game!

I was on the fence, but I think I have slipped into the not buying side on this game. It's not the sex, it's what this witholding of content represents.

Did you read the OP? There is a code to unlock the content in the box. You only have to pay if you get it pre owned. The nippletastic content is free.

I will be giving it a miss as I hate sandbox games.

 

[JCMarksman]

i was going to buy the game, but after reading this i'm not to sure anymore. maybe i'll just rent it.

 

[CD-R]

I actually think I hate EA now. If you've already gone to the trouble of coding all this, including it in the game or I just won't buy it. Sure, if something is broken, fix it, but otherwise, release the complete version of the game!

I was on the fence, but I think I have slipped into the not buying side on this game. It's not the sex, it's what this witholding of content represents.

It's already included in the game if you buy it new. You only have to pay to unlock it if you buy the game used.

Also The Godfather 2 game had fully uncovered boobs in it, and no one said jack about it.

Say what you will about the day 1 dlc, I'll take it over drm any day of the week.

 

[A Weary Exile]

YAY BEWBS!!!! I WUL BY DIS NAO!!!!

Sarcasm aside, it wouldn't make me buy the game, but I don't mind a bit of boobage being used as icing on the cake that is my game.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Because of this thread I'm getting the game.

Though it is because I had no clue it came out on the 8th, been waiting for it for a while.

 

[Soviet Razor]

Haha, why would I pay extra just for boobs? I own a computer with internet.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Now that's a reason pirates can't go up against.

 

[quack35]

That's cool, boobs are pretty sweet.

 

[The Random One]

Well, that's great. I live in Brazil, and live isn't available for me! Thanks, EA!

Wait, I wasn't gonna buy Saboteur anyway, and there's no way I'd pay $3 to see fake boobs on a game I've rented when I could add another $3 and buy Myst at GoG instead. Especially when boobs, both fake and non-fake, are so easily found on the internet if the need arises. The need for boobs, I mean.

I am completely neutral on this issue.

 

[whycantibelinus]

Sweet man, color me impressed.

 

[stonethered]

Downloadable Cleavage?

I do like this tactic for DLC. Kind of how Dragon Age worked... kind of.
And who can object to boobs?

I can.

I obje@#
I ob%^&*

Apparently you're right, I can't object to boobs.
Yay boobs!