I've never had to fight, but one time while drunk with some friends one tried to start something. You just have to immobilize them. They throw a punch, twist their arm behind their back. But you said something about Martial arts, so you'd know better than me.
The school bully's little brother problem. I.E The I'm screwed either way problem
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That made my day so much better, and reminded me of this.FortheLegion said:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-against-twenty-children/
OT Just ignore the little shit.
My first reccomendation is to go to a teacher, principal, etc.
If you're in a school where the staff doesn't give a crap, force them to; The next time the anklebiter comes after you with a stick, take the stick in one hand and a handful of his hair in the other, drag him into the office, and tell them in plain terms that this little crap has been giving you trouble for some time now and you want it to stop. Bonus if the stick has your blood on it.
If his brother comes after you, knock him over, drag him to the office, and tell them this schmuck has assulted you.
Alternately, thump the midget until he goes away. He only thinks he can get away with this crap because no one's thumped him for doing it before. If his brother comes after you, go nucking futs. Make an example of what exactly happens to people that decide you would make a good punching bag. This route ensures that you will never have trouble again.
If you're in a school where the staff doesn't give a crap, force them to; The next time the anklebiter comes after you with a stick, take the stick in one hand and a handful of his hair in the other, drag him into the office, and tell them in plain terms that this little crap has been giving you trouble for some time now and you want it to stop. Bonus if the stick has your blood on it.
If his brother comes after you, knock him over, drag him to the office, and tell them this schmuck has assulted you.
Alternately, thump the midget until he goes away. He only thinks he can get away with this crap because no one's thumped him for doing it before. If his brother comes after you, go nucking futs. Make an example of what exactly happens to people that decide you would make a good punching bag. This route ensures that you will never have trouble again.
Wish you were more massive.
I almost had a problem like this, but ended within four seconds. The little guy tried to attack me, I obliged and dropped my 210 pound bulk on him. No reputation effect, and the kid left me alone and didn't tell anyone about it, because he'd won in the most humiliating way possible.
I almost had a problem like this, but ended within four seconds. The little guy tried to attack me, I obliged and dropped my 210 pound bulk on him. No reputation effect, and the kid left me alone and didn't tell anyone about it, because he'd won in the most humiliating way possible.
me i just hit him and if the big brother and his "gang" tried to start something look right at the leader and hit him in the throt then the nuts then finaly put my knee to his head. at that point his little friends would slink away. The biggest thing about this is he cant see it comming. alteritively you can just hit him with a pipe
ok ok i have to be diplomactic huh.........talk to the big brother have him deal with this shit and if he wont or threatens you for even asking him call the fucking cops tell them the little ones been harrassing you and get witnesses to back you up.
ok ok i have to be diplomactic huh.........talk to the big brother have him deal with this shit and if he wont or threatens you for even asking him call the fucking cops tell them the little ones been harrassing you and get witnesses to back you up.
If you really care about your image that much, hit the kid in the face and when his bro shows up threaten with dangerous weapons until he go's away.
Alternatively, go to a Shoilin monastery and learn everything there is to know about Kung Foo.
Alternatively, go to a Shoilin monastery and learn everything there is to know about Kung Foo.
Don't, I tried that. A guy a year younger than me wouldn't get out of my face but he was shorter so I didn't want to punch him, so I went to slap him. Except I curled my fingers but left my palm open because of reflex, I didn't do it hard I was purposefully not putting force because he was younger. So I kinda swatted him. He had to go to the nurse his face and ear swelled up from where I had hit him. I felt really bad.Agayek said:
Not familiar with UK law on the issue, but as far as US law is concerned, hitting someone with a stick is assault with a weapon. If UK law is at all similar I suggest you to press charges.
Don't fight the kid, instead, walk up to the bully and let him know that his brother is using him as a shield and harrassing people. He'll probably threaten you if you touch his sibling, however, let him know that you have no intention in turning the impass into a fight, but at the same time, the situation cannot go unatended and you will probably respond if the brat keeps pushing you too far.
Examine his reaction, it's more than likely that if you use passive vocabulary and avoid berating neither of them, he won't react negatively when you tell his little brother to leave you alone.
Examine his reaction, it's more than likely that if you use passive vocabulary and avoid berating neither of them, he won't react negatively when you tell his little brother to leave you alone.
So let me get this straight, you are worried abut your reputation, yet you won't fight this guy's brother? I can understand not wanting to hit a young'un but maybe you should take it straight to his brother. If you care about your honor and reputation, you will fight the older brother. If you don't want to fight, just talk it out with the guy in your grade, and if that doesn't work, fight with all of your might.Holy_Handgrenade said:
fuck your reputation, what youve said about this guy reminds me of some very bad people ive known. You cant take on a gang alone and if 'beat a guy to a pulp' means the put him in hospital or something its not worth it. Just report this to the principals and always keep an eye out, it will be all over in a year or two hopefully, and it definitly wont follow you to college. Bullys are usually too stupid to go there.
edit: If it ever gets really bad down the line always remember that you could ask your parents to move you to another school(unless where you live theres not a lot of schools close by), it sucks to not be with your friends, but it worked for my sister.
edit: If it ever gets really bad down the line always remember that you could ask your parents to move you to another school(unless where you live theres not a lot of schools close by), it sucks to not be with your friends, but it worked for my sister.
Odds are decent that the older brother picks on, or picked on, the younger brother at some point - which is what helped him along in becoming such a turd most likely. The older brother will stick wreck you for picking on his younger though - but he might understand how annoying the kid is and give you a pass on telling him what time it is if you talk to him first. It's a sign of respect for him, letting him know you're not wanting to make a move on HIS brother, but the kid is basically throwing down and if you back off to a kid you're taking shit you don't need. It's possible he will understand your position, it is equally possible (given the small amount of information about him given here) that he won't and will start up with you then and there for even broaching the subject.
Your safest bet - for your health - is to report the behavior to authority and let things be handled by the system in place; with bullying being such a hot button topic right now, it is likely the administration will act decisively on your behalf. On the other hand, as you mention, that does not help your "reputation" ... though, I have to wonder why you want a reputation that includes smacking down an annoying person.
I would go for option B if talking to the brother and getting him to either intervene and tell his little brother to back down or give you the nod to tell the kid where to shove it isn't realistic.
Your safest bet - for your health - is to report the behavior to authority and let things be handled by the system in place; with bullying being such a hot button topic right now, it is likely the administration will act decisively on your behalf. On the other hand, as you mention, that does not help your "reputation" ... though, I have to wonder why you want a reputation that includes smacking down an annoying person.
I would go for option B if talking to the brother and getting him to either intervene and tell his little brother to back down or give you the nod to tell the kid where to shove it isn't realistic.
I suggest you state your points clearly and in a gentleman-like manner. Then, if it breaks into a fight, you have a clear conscience.Holy_Handgrenade said:
And if you do end up fighting the older brother, take the Tyler Durden vs. Lou approach.
I find that works quite well.
If you get in a fight with either one you're stupid. Ignore the little one, if the older one tries to start shit threaten to call the cops for harassment. I don't see how this is a problem.