The stupidest way you have hurt yourself.

[drakes_guardian]

Hmmm stupid injuries I have a few, like a centimeter long scar in on the palm of my hand. Whittling goes wrong I guess. Tiny knife enters palm I think OW! my mother panics and phones an ambulance purely because the blood from the palm of my hand, this tiny gash I have hit me in the face and covered the wall behind me. I wouldn't mind but the paramedic was so patronizing and insisted on "putting a plaster on my boo boo." What a douche.

I also hate hospitals I fell over when I was little and hit my head mum says I should go to hospital to be checked out I run off and in the mad dash away from her I ended up breaking four fingers, my wrist and, oh yeah actually knocking myself out waking up in casualty not happy. ((Edit spelling))

 

[goodman528]

I tried to flip an almost shoulder high fence once, and while in mid air, I thought, "wow, this is really cool, I can do this slowly, put one hand up and throw my body through... like a gymnast", as soon as my left hand left the rail, I crashed into the fence, the top of the fence hit me right across the stomach, I hang on that rail for a long long time, paralysed with pain, and with a dislocated right shoulder, not able to get off. Looked like a real idoit. Good job there wasn't anyone around though.

 

[Spacelord]

I tried to flip an almost shoulder high fence once, and while in mid air, I thought, "wow, this is really cool, I can do this slowly, put one hand up and throw my body through... like a gymnast", as soon as my left hand left the rail, I crashed into the fence, the top of the fence hit me right across the stomach, I hang on that rail for a long long time, paralysed with pain, and with a dislocated right shoulder, not able to get off. Looked like a real idoit. Good job there wasn't anyone around though.

How did you get down?

 

[kelnadine]

I was in my dad's barn and I was in a hurry to get somewhere, so I made the stupid decision to run. I ran into some boards and a piece of wood got stabbed into my leg and broke off under the skin. I had to visit the ER to get it out, which turned into a half an hour of the doctor cutting and digging around in my leg to get it out, which just made the wound bigger. Yeah, I've got a scar now.

 

[Chopp]

I was in the woods with my friends and we were fighting with sticks, and I swung a log into a branch on a tree that looked breakable. Instead of breaking the branch, the log bounced off and hit me in the mouth. So I got pissed off at the branch and did it again, sure that this time it would break. Instead of breaking the branch, the log bounced off and hit me in the mouth.

 

[snowfire6]

me and my friend sat together in geography class. It was so boring one day my friend snapped his protractor in half for fun. The stupid part was i told him he could try and cut me with it (I didn't think it was that sharp). I now have 3 scars along the back of my wrist.

 

[Sirisaxman]

1. When I was 5, I thought that once a burner on the stove was no longer red, it wasn't hot anymore and decided to put my left hand on it to find out. Luckily I ended up with a first degree burn on the palm of my hand and a new respect for things that are hot.

2. Another one when I was young, I used to LOVE to run around, especially under table corners. That stopped when I woke up next to the table and my forehead hurt, luckily only my mom saw it.

3. I was in P.E. in elementary school, and for some reason, the teacher had us do handstands. I finally successfully did one, only for my arms to give out and I landed squarely on my head, spraining my neck. To add insult to injury, everyone saw and laughed, thinking I was faking it.

4. In highschool chemistry class, my friend and I were bored, so we started sword fighting. With pencils. Let's just say I still have the graphite in my left hand 8 years later.

 

[The Broodlord]

not really about me, going camping with the boy scouts and learning how to cut wood with a axe my instructor cut off his thumb.

 

[Asymptote Angel]

Ever had your body do something that it can't really explain to your brain, so you don't understand how or why you did it? Once I ran through a doorway, and for some reason turned right until I was facing the opposite direction (without stopping) and thus ran directly into the wall. That was the only occasion on which I've ever broken any bones (two toes... ouch).

Once I jumped down the bottom third of the stairs (as is my custom) and landed on an old 80's VCR with a metal top. Nasty sprain on my ankle.

Finally, a friend of mine once pushed me into a car, causing my head to hit the top of the doorway and be knocked down at a 90-degree angle. That was the only time in my life I've ever been in enough pain to make me physically cry out (as in yell, not sob) without being able to stop myself. Not an incident of "hurting myself," but still incredibly painful.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Eh, I have worked on building a room in a house and so far the stupidest thing that I have done to hurt myself is dropping a center block on my finger. No breaks no nothing. I have helped put a floor in a room, A roof over head. And then I go and drop a fucking heavy centerblock on my finger.

 

[superjoe89]

one day i was skateboarding and a buddy of mine was like alright you have to jump over the top of this hill, over the railing and land 50 ft. down. well, let's just say it wasn't the best of my choices. ended up going into the ER for a broken ankle and arm. couldn't skate for at least 5 months.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

one day i was skateboarding and a buddy of mine was like alright you have to jump over the top of this hill, over the railing and land 50 ft. down. well, let's just say it wasn't the best of my choices. ended up going into the ER for a broken ankle and arm. couldn't skate for at least 5 months.

50 ft down would have killed you. Hell more then 16 ft you have a chance of dieing.

 

[JackValentine]

Was climbing under an electric fence with my cousin, he was holding a piece of wood over the bottom wire to keep it from popping up and hitting me, also creating a nice big hole to climb through... he lost his grip, my leg got tangled in an electric fence. Awesome.

 

[ultra_v_89]

Once in my youth I was hanging upside down from the A-frame of a jungle gym with my legs with my ever vigilant father's arms outstretched in case I fell. I decided to test his hand speed, he wasn't fast enough. Never trust in the reaction time of old people as a scar under my chin reminds me.

 

[Zorg Machine]

when i was younger i was playing with some friends on a construction site next to my house (the builders went bankrupt so it looked looked like ruins) we were playing tag on the walls.............. luckily i didn't fall on the large iron pole's but on hardened cement. I woke up 3-5 min later and my back really hurt

 

[puffbro1]

A few years ago i tried to do a backflip, you know, for fun. But I figured it'd be difficult, so I jumped off a tiny trampoline, so that I could get better height. Landed on my head and almost broke my neck.

And you would think that would deter me from backflipping right? But last year I was standing in between two vertical poles, and the idea was to grab on to both and spin over backwards, like a backflip. I had done it before successfully, but sure enough, the one time when everyone was watching, I stacked it and landed on my head.

 

[Ace Jackson]

When I was about 7, I decided it would be fun to hold a piece of tissue paper over a lit candle, and I ended up setting my hand on fire and burning a small pile of old clothes and a few of my sister's barbies when I dropped the tissue. I had to have it bandaged for a few weeks, and when it came off, my skin was all black and browned where I had burned it, but it peeled right off and my hand was soon back to normal. Mostly.....

 

[t0mme]

As a young kid, I once had a skateboard. Just to try it out, I got on it on my hands and knees. I picked up some speed and suddenly the front wheels got stuck in a crack in the pavement. Amazingly, I still have all my teeth.

 

[Fraught]

My grandaunt has a dog. She (I think) was attacked by a crazed old man's dog, the other dog was big, she was little. So, from that day, my grandaunt's dog is like, mad. He's attacks people on some occasions and stuff. He slept near my feet when I was there at some point, but my grandaunt warned me, that the place under the sofa was like, her private place. I wanted to give him some toy she left behind, and crouched to throw it there, and thet that crazy son of a motherfu*ker jumped on me, and chewed on my nipples. Not really, but jumped and bit my stomach. Now I have a little scar there. Come to think of it, where is my shotgun and my tranquilizers? Nah.

Oh, and I had the same thing with the paper thing. I used a napkin, from the same material as toilet papers, and hold it on top of a candle. When it started burning, I started panicking (misspelling I believe) and ran to my mom, in her bedroom, where she was ironing clothes, and I still held it. And, unbelievably, me with my retarded mind didn't throw it in the sink. Ofcourse my mom threw it there. God, I was dumb. But I didn't get burned much, so that was a fortunate case.