The superpower/weakness game

[terribleyetfun]

but all they ever talk about is how hungry or horny they are.

all the powers of DR.Manhattan (I`m just wondering if he has any weaknesses.)

 

[Spacelord]

But you'd have blue balls ALL THE TIME

Super strong legs

 

[SnowCold]

But they have their own mind, and they hate you

Super smartness

 

[itstimeforpie]

but you would have no common sense.

the power to never fail.

 

[Ramthundar]

You never fail to disapoint me.

The power to make people happy!

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

Suddenly,the rest of the internet implodes due to lack of awesomeness.

The power to shoot scorpions from your hands and command them.

 

[The_Chief]

granted but said scorpions are deaf and just attack you

the power to not have bad body odor after gym

 

[Sir Broccoli]

Unfortunately, you will have a terrible body odor before gym.

The power to turn water into coffee.

 

[SnowCold]

But he kills you as revenge

The power of ninja lobsters

 

[terribleyetfun]

the ninja lobsters kill you for ordering them around for no lobster obeys a human.

the internet throws a huge party in your honor for reviving him until it is discovered that you murdered him in the first place you are then dragged off to be tortured and killed.

the power to eliminate twilight off the face of the planet.

EDIT:dang it ninja`d

 

[Maddziller]

But the only way you can escape is through a small window, which you leap out of without further ado, only to fall into an inconveniently placed meatgrinder. (And since your ability is a superpower, this weakness applies every time. Yes, a meatgrinder will appear in an inconvenient location every single time.)

The power to sprout wings at my whim.

 

[gjkdioepppp]

but they come from your ass.

the power to get laid at will.

 

[Maddziller]

but they come from your ass.

the power to get laid at will.

But you're henceforth plagued by STDs.

The power to forget having ever looked at Goatse. I refuse to link to the picture.

 

[Ramthundar]

You forget, and forget you ever saw it, and by accident see it every time you log on to the internet.

The power to create rainbows! of death!

 

[SnowCold]

Your death

The power to eat people without it being wierd

 

[ThreeWords]

however, once you do that, people near you think cannibalism is alright, so they eat you

The power to see through the lie of the cake

 

[Spacelord]

But when you gaze beyond the thin fabric of reality, you will go mad from your discoveries.
(Lovecraft anyone?)

The ability to drink an infinite amount of alcohol