The superpower/weakness game

[Mikelland]

Granted, but it burns like absinthe and you will never, ever get drunk. No matter how much you drink.

The power of perfect balance!

 

[ThreeWords]

however, it goes completely mad whenever you move at all. The power tries to balance you out, and you fall straight over. This happens whenever you move.

The power to make people want to do what you want them to do

 

[Maddziller]

Granted, but Obi Wan tries to turn you into a Jedi since you obviously possess the Force, and he prevails, but you eventually become Darth Vader and meet your demise in an inconveniently located river of lava.

The power to spontaneously combust without any harm to myself.

 

[ThreeWords]

however, you cant stop, and you lose all your friends cos they don't like getting burnt...

The uncanny ability to know what's on TV at any given moment, past, present or future

 

[LeonLethality]

but you absolutely hate tv and it angers you to no end

the ability to change gravities pull on you or anyone at any time

 

[ThreeWords]

however, unless you concentrate the whole time, you screw up the gravity of the earth and everyone (including you) dies

the ability to never, cock up, ever

 

[The_Chief]

you cock down, which is worse

the power to break up with my girlfriend with out her flipping out on me

 

[Maddziller]

So she very calmly and coolly (without flipping out) murders you. Sucks for you.

I wish my cat had the power to shoot a "lazor" from its face.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

But it is a fart-seeking-lazor, which imminently homes in on your farts.

You can become sick and unsick at your will, to miss work ad school legally.

 

[Dr Commie]

But you always have that irritating in between phase of sick and healthy, when it is at its worst.

The ability to solve any problem, mental or physical.

 

[Sindaine]

Well, everyone's but your own.

The ability to never feel pain.

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

But everyone around you dies,because you transport your pain to them.

The ability to eat anything.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

But all you eat is huge blocks of cheese...rendering you eternally constipated..

The power to mate with anything you want and produce viable crossbreed children.

 

[Daniosislestat]

then Florida is subsequently wiped out by leons nuclear warheads

the ability to manipulate any computer programming

-Danny-

 

[SnowCold]

But you can only manipulate them to turn off

The power to slap poeple through Xbox Live

 

[Sindaine]

Trouble is, it tends to kick on whenever no one else is online...

Poof! you possess the ability to make any object appear before you simply by thinking of it!

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

You think about evil, unkillable zombies.

The power to transform into a cartoon.

 

[ThreeWords]

However, people think you are Yahtzee, and he gets credit for the cool stuff you do as well, making him even more famous and respected, and leaving the real you a sad an lonely fool

The ability to travel any distance instantly, at will

 

[SnowCold]

But only into a volcano

The power to do a commresed air blast from my mands, (like the pyro in TF2)