The Thread of Uncomfortable Truths

[TheRightToArmBears]

Bears have no thumbs and lack the capacity to talk, therefore are impossible to sell guns to.

It crushes my soul.

 

[Jedamethis]

Bears have no thumbs and lack the capacity to talk, therefore are impossible to sell guns to.

It crushes my soul.

I- I'm so sorry.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Deep down, at the very core of my soul...I know I could be the bad guy.

And it's knowing that, and still being the good guy, that makes you a wonderful person.

Omg. That strip made me lol. I swear a little wee came out.

O.O
*uncomfortable mental picture*

OT: I could sit for hours imagining Greyfox, Aylaine and Cassita.
How's that for uncomfortable.

Oh, hi, Jed. Didn't see you there... Guess you read that, huh? Yeah, lol... The things we say on the internet, huh?...

Only a little wee, I swear!

I'ma, uh, go... Over there... and um... go.....

/uncomfortable exit

I. READ. EVERYTHING.
Even that note you found that one time at school. Yes. That one.

So you know about.. And... What about? That too?!

Oh god...

Don't worry, I can keep a secret.
But, really? That is one...man. Croikey. Pfff. How did you even...ugh.

I call lies! He told me about how you treat your house hold objects like women!

Keep her secrets me arse XD

Sssh! That was a different one.

OH! Right, the one where you admitted to being her secret stalker

You know, I know there is a sick joke in there somewhere, but I can't find it.

/thinks to self

'Household objects like women'

Nope. I got nothing.

I turned "Treating women like objects" into "Treating objects like women"

Nothign special, thought it was witty

But you know non of my secrets, so I'm safe!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

I am secretly an A.I.

Take that.

 

[Feystar]

We could all do more to make the world a better place, but can't be bothered to put the effort in.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Bears have no thumbs and lack the capacity to talk, therefore are impossible to sell guns to.

It crushes my soul.

I- I'm so sorry.

It's ok. We can hope for a brighter future (and genetic modification)!

 

[kintaris]

No matter which of your favourite independent devs gets sucked into the bleeding maw of Electronic Arts next, you will still buy their games.

 

[Jedamethis]

Bears have no thumbs and lack the capacity to talk, therefore are impossible to sell guns to.

It crushes my soul.

I- I'm so sorry.

It's ok. We can hope for a brighter future (and genetic modification)!

Yes! But here we have a dilemma. If they are genetically modified, can they truly be called bears?

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

I am secretly an A.I.

Take that.

I am surprisingly comfortable with that...

 

[Engarde]

I am a greedy and lazy bastard and manipulate others to do things for me.
I argue alot, yet I have more than likely never actually changed someone's opinion.
I am a coward and will never be able to have a phyical relationship.
Posting this will not help me fix any of this.
This was not as cathartic as I thought it would be.

 

[Jedamethis]

I turned "Treating women like objects" into "Treating objects like women"

Nothign special, thought it was witty

But you know non of my secrets, so I'm safe!

Oh really? You keep thinking that.

_>
<_<

Yeah, you keep thinking that too.
*creeps behind*

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Bears have no thumbs and lack the capacity to talk, therefore are impossible to sell guns to.

It crushes my soul.

I- I'm so sorry.

It's ok. We can hope for a brighter future (and genetic modification)!

Yes! But here we have a dilemma. If they are genetically modified, can they truly be called bears?

They must be! They must! My father sold arms to bears, and his father before that!

They shall be bears, and they shall be glorious! It's that or a job at KFC.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

They will never make a Dark chronicles 2/Dark cloud 3.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

I turned "Treating women like objects" into "Treating objects like women"

Nothign special, thought it was witty

But you know non of my secrets, so I'm safe!

Oh really? You keep thinking that.

_>
<_<

You shall have to simply prove me wrong before I believe that you know my secrets. I keep them safe with me at all times! Not even the voices in my head know them

 

[Jedamethis]

Bears have no thumbs and lack the capacity to talk, therefore are impossible to sell guns to.

It crushes my soul.

I- I'm so sorry.

It's ok. We can hope for a brighter future (and genetic modification)!

Yes! But here we have a dilemma. If they are genetically modified, can they truly be called bears?

They must be! They must! My father sold arms to bears, and his father before that!

They shall be bears, and they shall be glorious! It's that or a job at KFC.

KFC? Go for the bears, I'm with you all the way!