The Top 8 Games that can send you to HELL

[Escapefromwhatever]

I think we should check to see how Jesus feels about this... [http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9495/1262374845371.jpg]

 

[Soviet Heavy]

thats wrong number 1 should be Super Mario Brothers 3

You mean the pentagram formed out of the floating platforms?

 

[Yubadias]

I think the Bratz video game symbolizes French prostitution, but you don't see THAT up there with a guy killing people who wronged his family who happens to be Muslim.

 

[Deadpewl]

Wait don't you, like kill demons in Dante's Inferno? How is killing demons bad? You even do it with a cross. Same for Darksiders, you kill angels and demons because you're War and thats what War is supposed to do (I think).

I'm not even going to comment one guitar hero. Thats just stupid.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

I had to share this with my flat mate, we had a jolly good laugh *sips tea*

 

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[SovietSecrets]

Last I checked, Nocturne was for the PC and a damn good game.

It was mistitled. It and Devil Summoner are both Shin Megami Tensei games. The full title's "Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne", Nocturne just being the common name for it.

Hm that makes more sense then. Nocturne was nothing like she described it was.

 

[nightwolf667]

Hmm, pentagrams are not actually satanic...

That's all I had, forgive me while I go laugh. I'm going to need the whole floor.

 

[SantoUno]

Ironically that list makes me want to hunt those games down to play.

Right after I stop laughing at the opening paragraphs.

 

[lacktheknack]

Oh yeah, and apparently Assassins Creed is anti-Christian!

Wait for them to mention how it's so anti-Muslim, as well.

...Still waiting...

 

[chozo_hybrid]

What is wrong with some of you? Sure, this list is worthy of a good laugh, but don't waste your time in a thread designed specifically to bad-mouth religion! If anything, shouldn't you just ignore these people if you really wanted them to go away?

I don't think the thread was made to bad-mouth religion, like the OP said: He posted it for a laugh. Purely harmless my friend, but on a side note. I would ignore them, but it's hard to when some of their stuff is everywhere. I even had people ring my flat asking if I wanted to talk about God etc and I kindly told them I'm not interested. Apparently that puts me in the wrong and I will go to hell If I don't listen to them, which is what they said.

I keep to myself and don't bother others about what I believe in, I just wish religion in general could respect others and do the same.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Holy shit.. Do my eyes deceive me? Does this truly exist?

This pretty much sums up all my thoughts on this:

On topic though? My favorites would have to be Dragon Age and Guitar Hero.

 

[minarri]

This would be a hilarious read, if not for the fact that these people are serious.

 

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[TailsRodrigez]

Oh yeah, and apparently Assassins Creed is anti-Christian!

of course, you go around killing some christians, so therefore, you are a satanist/muslim!

in all seriousness, i can't help but wonder why guitar hero was on that list, i mean, really?

 

[Pho3nix8000]

Oh you are all satanists, you young guns getting sex and playing ur satanic themed guitars. All of thou shall burn in hell for playing such terribly awesome games. Im going to go and pray to my imaginary friend now and have a lengthy discussion about how the devil is once again planning to destroy the rebel alliance and take over the galaxy....oh wait, this isnt the bible its another fantasy story.

 

[Brain_Cleanser]

I love that Nocturne, Devil Summoner, and Shadow Hearts made the list.
I've done everyting in those games in real life and remain unclaimed by Satan.

... Yes, I do regularly fuse into demons while destroying catholic churches. I'll let that sink in.

So basically you're a pedophilic priest?

N...n... no... wow, I did not see a response like this coming. I literally have no comeback prepared.