The Top 8 Games that can send you to HELL

[chozo_hybrid]

What is wrong with some of you? Sure, this list is worthy of a good laugh, but don't waste your time in a thread designed specifically to bad-mouth religion! If anything, shouldn't you just ignore these people if you really wanted them to go away?

I don't think the thread was made to bad-mouth religion, like the OP said: He posted it for a laugh. Purely harmless my friend, but on a side note. I would ignore them, but it's hard to when some of their stuff is everywhere. I even had people ring my flat asking if I wanted to talk about God etc and I kindly told them I'm not interested. Apparently that puts me in the wrong and I will go to hell If I don't listen to them, which is what they said.

I keep to myself and don't bother others about what I believe in, I just wish religion in general could respect others and do the same.

Well that makes 2 of us, I guess.

Ever heard the expression "Fight fire with fire?" It doesn't apply here. In fact, it really doesn't apply in any sense.

Gee, that saying is stupid.

I completely agree with you, fight fire with fire is rather silly.

 

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THESE are the morons that give religion a bad fucking name.

They certainly don't help but I'd say books like Deuteronomy, random Koran passages, and a general lack of logic in religion gives them their bad name. Just to name a few.

 

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[Plurralbles]

notice how it's only the games everyone's heard of... Hmm, suspicious.

 

[tmujir955]

Better: http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#bioshock

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

"I have not played the game..."
"Players must kill small children..."

Just another stupid troll with non-facts up his/her arse.

I'm still not sure if there just joking or serious...

Ether way it's good entertainment...

Here's some good entertainment, too:

http://objectiveministries.org/creation/propaganda.html#apple

You can disagree with something without it being stupid (as you obviously implied)if god is real maybe he made animals like us, to be able to change and EVOLVE. Just saying.

I'm sorry,I was actually referring to the "Apple" section of the article. I'm not trying to disagree or call anything stupid.

However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values". But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness.

Some things there are just... so wrong. I mean, seriously, Apple was invented by hippies!? Fuck them! What gives them the right to say that!? (This coming from a PC fanboy.) And "'Open Source' is just another name for Communism" is load of bull.

Seriously, fuck these pretentious gits! Hell, I could argue the Jesus was the original hippie! With "love your neighbor" and "God will forgive you". Seriously, it just pisses me off so much.

Sorry if this came out a bit rambly or was offensive, just needed to get this off my chest.

 

[Christemo]

that is part hilarious, part as stupid as any 360 fankid.

 

[cl20]

well if assassins creed is one of the games then CoD:MW 1 & 2 are against alah because its americans (dominant religion christian) fighting afgans (dominant religiopn muslim) and ofc he forgot bioshock, most entertaining way to hell since 2005

 

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Devil May Cry and Beyonetta are missing...Some how I feel a tad insulted . ITs ok though, the author is a silly billy.

 

[chaosd1]

Other games with Satanic themes are Darksiders, Koudelka, Trapt, and Bayonetta.

Pfft. Like anyone's ever played Koudelka.

(I actually though it was kinda cool for the preacher character to do the Stations of the Cross before casting a spell...)

 

[Kelethor]

.....I....I just....I'm sorry internet, i'm done, you win. ill go grab the noose. you know what, fuck the noose, it'll be faster if I bring my laptop into the tub.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

Looks like I'm going to hell.
[small]Oh well, at least I'll get to meet Edgar Allen Poe.[/small]

 

[OmegaCheese]

GUITAR HERO?!?!?! ASSASSINS CREED!?!?!? I must be going straight to hell.

 

[SendMeNoodz84]

Looks like my copy of Dragon Age and Assassins Creed are going in the trash.

 

[OmegaCheese]

And what about God Of War?!? Notice how the Greek's don't go on about that huh?

 

[Sixties Spidey]

[blockquote]8) Guitar Hero: Players use guitars decorated with pentagrams. God is repeatedly mocked by the devil and in the end, the devil is the hero of the game. Women dressed as Catholic school girls are degraded. (Rated ?T? for teen)[/blockquote]

Are you fucking kidding me? I honestly pray to God that this is a joke, because I pray that there isn't a person who exists that badly fucked in the head and belongs to a religious group.

[blockquote]5) Assassin's Creed: Main character is a Muslim assassin assigned to kill Christians.[/blockquote]

Funny how they complain about Assassin's Creed 1, yet they don't say a thing about the second game in spite of the fact that DRAGON AGE IS ON THE SAME FUCKING LIST.

Sadly, cultists don't quite think their plans through on a scientific level.

And neither do they think in terms of common sense.

 

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THESE are the morons that give religion a bad fucking name.

yes they do. I am an atheist but it still pains me to think they are of the same race as me.

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THESE are the people I am glad I ditched to become agnostic.
and Guitar Hero?
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And Dante's Inferno?!?!?!
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THESE are the morons that give religion a bad fucking name.

yes they do. I am an atheist but it still pains me to think they are of the same race as me.

*facepalms*
THESE are the people I am glad I ditched to become agnostic.
and Guitar Hero?
*double facepalms*
And Dante's Inferno?!?!?!
*facepalms so hard his head explodes into giblets*

eeew you should clean that up, before somebody slips

EDIT: wow my 117th post was the 117 post in this thread. awesome

 

[OmegaCheese]

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THESE are the morons that give religion a bad fucking name.

yes they do. I am an atheist but it still pains me to think they are of the same race as me.

*facepalms*
THESE are the people I am glad I ditched to become agnostic.
and Guitar Hero?
*double facepalms*
And Dante's Inferno?!?!?!
*facepalms so hard his head explodes into giblets*

eeew you should clean that up, before somebody slips

EDIT: wow my 117th post was the 117 post in this thread. awesome

good work, hope it saves you from your video-game-hell-sin

 

[TsunamiWombat]

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Religeon would be fantastic if not for all the religeous people. *is Christian*

oh man, but wait!

Another scenario allows player to have sex with a demon in exchange for a boy?s soul.

I didn't even know that was an option...! Awesome! I have to replay that section!