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Now I really want to get one of these people to play Planescape Torment.

Do it! DOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIT!
 

UnusualStranger

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Text facepalm. Never thought I'd need to use it, but here we are.

On another note:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! WOW! That was great. I mean, I could see a couple of those coming, but Guitar Hero? Came out of no where! That's a nice find OP. Very nice.
 

TheSkaAssassin

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I'm more than slightly confused as to the addition of Dante's Inferno. You're killing demons and eventually Satan himself. As a Christian, I consider that the opposite of Satanic.

EDIT: My 160th post was the 123rd post in this thread. AWESOME!!!!
 

ottenni

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Ahhhh so the super detectives at LHLA have uncovered out dastardly plot eh. Now our plans of world domination are ruined. Maybe the spreading of satanic influences via the medium of entertainment was the wrong way to go. Damn.
 

spinFX

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scifidownbeat said:
spinFX said:
Darkside360 said:
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THESE are the morons that give religion a bad fucking name.

They certainly don't help but I'd say books like Deuteronomy, random Koran passages, and a general lack of logic in religion gives them their bad name. Just to name a few.
Mmmm, quoting Bible passages out of context.

Delicious!
Pretty hard to take them out of context... read 10 paragraphs before and after the worst ones and it won't make a difference.
 

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I think Dantes Inferno was obvious, but wasn't this supposed to be the most satanic games of the MODERN age? I mean, come on, you had a game on the list for the Playstation ONE, that is like 10 years old? Also, isn't the differnce between teen and mature just 2 years? And lastly, I can vouch that at least 4 of these games aren't true with what they are about. Shadow Hearts, you don't kill God, you kill Satan. Assasasins Creed, you don't kill just Cristians, you also kill Muslims and the Cristians that you kill are trying to kill the King. Dragon Age Origins, it's not God that's gone crazy, it's A GOD, there is a difference. And last but not least, Guitar Hero.... I'm not even gonna dignify that one with a response.
 

TyroSe7en

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see... I can't stand these people, yes I believe in god and hell and all that fun stuff, but when people say junk like this it make me angry!!! then I laugh, but like someone said already, these people give religion a bad name... well them and the hardcore fanatics that go on holy war campaigns... :/ *sigh*
 

spinFX

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TyroSe7en said:
see... I can't stand these people, yes I believe in god and hell and all that fun stuff, but when people say junk like this it make me angry!!! then I laugh, but like someone said already, these people give religion a bad name... well them and the hardcore fanatics that go on holy war campaigns... :/ *sigh*
Can't blame them, they are just doing what their holy books tell them. They just want to be accepted by their god.

Any religious person who doesn't follow their holy book to a T is just picking the best parts of a religion and claiming that they belong to that religion. Silly really. Either you accept it all, or take the good parts and form your own way of life.
 

minotaur199

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This list is hilarious as it is stupid! There arent enough facepalm pictures in the whole universe for this one! Here are few which sums it up pretty nicely:





 

ray=out

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oo look another christian who doesn't believe the crusades happened? let me just make a straight face.. ohwait.
 

minotaur199

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Oh, wait! They forgot Anno 1404: Dawn of discovery where you fight the Evil Pope who kidnapped all the children and sent them to Crusade...
 

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I have to laugh at these people and their incessant bullshit.

"You are a Muslim assassin assigned to kill Christians".

They really, really don't have a clue what the Crusades were, do they?
 

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MurderousToaster said:
I have to laugh at these people and their incessant bullshit.

"You are a Muslim assassin assigned to kill Christians".

They really, really don't have a clue what the Crusades were, do they?
Ah, but it's perfectly ok for Christians to kill real people in the name of religion. But should anyone else kill pixel people for any reason, then they are going to Hell.

Except me, I don't believe in a God or Gods and therefore don't believe in Hell.
 

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Well I have to admit that games like Bayonetta and Brutal Legend makes me want to convert to Satanism. I'd rather have hot Sarah Palin witches and heavy metal orgies over monstorous angels with upsidown heads and ridiculously long health bars.
 

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wouldyoukindly99 said:
Altair doesn't only kill christian morons, he kills both muslims and christians to end a senseless war that the christians started in the first place! God damn fundies.

Really? Guitar Hero? So playing a simulation that features a five sided star is grounds for being tortured for all eternity in unending agony to these people? I said it once and I'll say it again, God damn fundies.

How does fighting demons in Dante's Inferno make you eligible for hell? I thought demons were bad?
I agree, the comments for assassin's creed and Guitar Hero indicate that she either hasn't played either of these games, or or hypersensiteve to catholic apocrypha and has a poor at best knowledge of History.

also, what happens in Guitar hero career mode, I couldn't find any such soul selling in guitar hero 3.

also, christians are well known for opposing more of the world than they support, they'd probably have no more influence than other abrahamic religions if powerful people wern't sleeping with the ideology or affected by the catholic mind control ray.
 

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I'm surprised that Grandia 2 didn't make the list. Just in case you missed this wonderful game, I'll let out the punchline. Big holy religion where everyone prays to a god of light who battled and defeated a god of darkness and keeps everyone safe from evil. Turns out, the fight didn't go along the lines that the good book says it did, instead the god of light was killed, and the god of darkness has been using the church to revive himself...

one of the best games EVER!

Oh, I do own koudelka, and it's fairly good, but not as good as shadow hearts. I also own tecmos deception. If you use the disc for tecmos deception in monster rancher you get a unique monster. Random facts about a game 12 years old.

If you wanna get technical, the judeo-christain-islamic god is the main enemy in ALL the Shin Megumi Tensei games. Not sure about all the Persona games, but there are many aspects that carry over to there anyways.

As to WHY the crusades happened, some crazy guy in the desert named Abraham heard a voice that told him to kill his son, and because he didn't kill his son his decendents went on to rape and destroy the culture of the entire world.
 

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Darkside360 said:
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THESE are the morons that give religion a bad fucking name.
I agree completely, so many people make christianity sound like a torture-fest of no fun and complete isolation from the real world. I don't think playing a game where christianity is implied to be ridiculed will send you to Hell,as long as you don't agree with it.
 

Fritzvalt

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I am truly at a loss for words. I try and tell myself "Not everyone in the religious media is retarded, I shouldn't be so biased," and then there's this. It's the same old same old. Rock music is the devil(I stopped after GH2, how was Satan the hero?), the Crusades never happened, any one who says anything about the church is evil, and, of course, vidja games are the devil's work.

EDIT: In AC2 YOU FIGHT THE POPE! I'm surprised that wasn't mentioned. I remember loving it(After all, I've always wanted to repeatedly punch the shit out of a Pope, not any which one in particular), but thinking that it might turn some heads.