The Top 8 Games that can send you to HELL

[Arisato-kun]

The fact that they knew about Nocturne and Devil Summoner surprised me. They'd have a field day if they knew that Nocturne is called Lucifer's Call in Japan. But they obviously haven't even played any of these games. The description for Dragon Age is downright hilarious.

It makes me sad that idiots like this are allowed to speak, even more so since I'm religious.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I'm a gamer, but I?m deep into my faith and I think God is showing me this so I can make other people aware of it.

What an idiot, right there. How can people believe this stuff? How can you honestly think that your God has nothing more important to do than divine-inspiring you to tell people about satanic themes in fucking videogames.
This is why people are laughing at overly-religious idiots.
Also, Assassins Creed? So the Crusades are a good thing, amirite?

 

[irishstormtrooper]

So, apparently
a) being Muslim and
b) killing Christians
means that you have a pact with Satan.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

You see the pic of the chick condeming all these games? Did anyone else have the word whore jump into their brains in 100 foot letters? I bet she doesn't let her kids play games, they wouldn't want to anyways, they are too busy performing anal so that the girlfriend can "technically be called a virgin" on her wedding day, a wedding that will last abouth 6 months till one or both are caught cheating with their lesbian or homosexual lovers.

 

[Funkysandwich]

It really surprises me that they picked Guitar Hero over games like Darksiders or Dante's Inferno.

I can't stand these devout Christians who claim anything they don't like is "the devil's work".

The Catholic Church has done far more damage then these games ever will.

 

[Wintermoot]

#2 a demon is never a hero it would be more logical to call the main characther a protaganist
#5 people should be free to choose a religion and it is based on true events
#7 shouldnt you guys be praising this?
#8 oh come the fuck on!
besides most of these games are rated 18+
SEE ME AFTER CLASS!

 

[gamefreakbsp]

Religious nuts.....gotta hate em.

 

[GraveyardTricks]

*FACEPALM*

 

[soulasylum85]

wow, christians say the damnedest things. seriously tho, how can they be sooooo fucking dumb. and apperantly i completely misunderstood DA:O and guitar hero for that matter...

 

[zauxz]

Ok, I give up. Every time I convince an athiest that not all christians are retarded, something like this comes up.

Fucking awesome...

 

[aaronx83]

*facepalm*
guitar hero LOL

 

[Xcelsior]

Guitar hero...seriously? why don't they just play the game for what it is, A GAME. Also if I'm correct you don't just kill christians in AC do you?

 

[CD-R]

Why are the comments on the article closed? did they get tired of being proven wrong repeatedly?

 

[ejb626]

He seems to have something against Muslims as well as Satan, seriously how the fuck is a game with a Muslim protaganist in the god damn crusades satanic?, Hes obiviously a bit xenophobic! And Guitar Hero?! I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE COULD BE THIS STUPID!

 

[e2density]

Dragon Age: Origins?
Guitar Hero?

Did she mention that drug abuse also sends you to hell, because she had to be high at the time...

 

[reg42]

Wow... This is just so awesome.
I love how terrible her understanding of all of the games is. It's hilarious.

 

[CD-R]

Last I checked, Nocturne was for the PC and a damn good game.

I think they're referring to Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shin_Megami_Tensei_III:_Nocturne

but yeah they can't even get the name right.