The truth about Mario...

[New Frontiersman]

Please? You think you can fool me? Obviously this picture was Photoshopped. You are clearly trying to defame Mario, but your malicious and underhanded plan will never work!

 

[Jezzascmezza]

Oh no... It can't be
(Breaks down,huddles in corner and shakes uncontrollably, muttering to self)
"Conspiracy theory, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theory..."

 

[reg42]

Yeah, I saw this on Gamesradar like yesterday. Pretty cool.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

It's all there in the manual people.

 

[Michael826]

oh my, i feel special for already knowing this. although it is pretty hilarious to think he would use his head to smash thousands of blocks. if i were him i would be starting to question whether the princess, coins and mushrooms are all worth it. his hand would hurt just as much though, i guess.
I'm glad to say you haven't just destroyed my childhood haha, nice try

 

[Talendra]

I have already known this and wiped it completely from my memory once, and I will do so again. He hits it with his head dammit, no amount of logic or evidence will convince me otherwise!

 

[ottenni]

Wait, i already new that. I feel so left out.

Don't be, I always thought it was his hand. Never for once thought it was his head.
So you're not alone!

So im not a freak. Well at least not for this.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Wait, i already new that. I feel so left out.

Don't be, I always thought it was his hand. Never for once thought it was his head.
So you're not alone!

So im not a freak. Well at least not for this.

Nope, and neither am I. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go satisfy a camel.

 

[Brad Shepard]

im still blowen by the fact he is still going after the same dimwit for what, over 20 years now? the blockthing doest effect me, at least, not as much as the fact he punches yoshi in the back of his helpful dino head to get him to lick shit.

dont believe me?

 

[ottenni]

Wait, i already new that. I feel so left out.

Don't be, I always thought it was his hand. Never for once thought it was his head.
So you're not alone!

So im not a freak. Well at least not for this.

Nope, and neither am I. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go satisfy a camel.

And i need to go play some naked nighttime basketball. Kabloie!!!

 

[asam92]

Yeah, I always figured that he did seeing as he always lifted his hand when he jumped, but I can see how people would think otherwise

 

[thepopeofatheism]

Well...unfortunately for Mario: without the concussive brain damage from using his head in such a way there is no longer any excuse for how he dumb enough to repeatedly rescue the same broad, from the same guy, in [i/]the same way[/i] over and over and over again and never get laid.

 

[Nikajo]

The amount of times I must've seen that happen and I never noticed it was his hand even though I know he puts his fist in the air when he jumps...duh I'll just be over here drooling on something

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

wow, that's deep.

 

[Radelaide]

I feel enlightened by this...

 

[Darth_Dude]

Not only that, the clouds are just the bushes with a pallet swap.

The mind fuck continues....

Holy crap!
You sir, are a genius