The truth about Mario...

[olicon]

Oh--you didn't realized Mario invented the Shoryuken? Well, now you do.

 

[kawaiiamethist]

I knew. There was a reason he changed his pose whenever he'd go to bash something.

 

[Balaxe]

No, just no. You are wrong and life will go on EXACTLY the same.
/denial

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

...didn't no one realize it before? I mean, that's why he always jumps with a fisted hand upwards. Not like he's trying to impersonate superman or something.

DUH DAH, DU DU DAH DE DU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
DUH DAH, DE DO DUH DAAAAAA DUH, DUH DUH DUH DAAAAAAA DUH, DUH DUH DUH DA DUH DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

 

[MercurySteam]

God: What the hell just happened?
Me: Someone let out the truth about Mario.
God: Well shit. I guess it's time to start over before the black holes start opening up.
Me: The what?
God: I'll have to flood the planet.............. again.
Me: Shouldn't we get some dude with a beard to build an Ark?
God: Nah, I reckon this time we start over, make it like how it was in Avatar.
Me: Lolwut?

 

[Treblaine]

Not only that, the clouds are just the bushes with a pallet swap.

The mind fuck continues....

Holy crap!
You sir, are a genius

Ahh, I saw it in a web comic somewhere... can't remember which. Maybe Penny Arcade (like, years ago, 2004 or something so good luck finding it). All I remember is they didn't take the revelation too well either.

 

[Treblaine]

No... it can be...

I'm sorry, the more I look at that jpg, the more I laugh.

 

[the fake]

well now were fucked the cosmos is now unbalanced our smartest scientists just divided by zero Jesus has come home and the truth about Mario has been discovered all hell

 

[Treblaine]

Well...unfortunately for Mario: without the concussive brain damage from using his head in such a way there is no longer any excuse for how he dumb enough to repeatedly rescue the same broad, from the same guy, in [i/]the same way[/i] over and over and over again and never get laid.

Well... ever wondered why they call her Princess Peach

Put it this way, Mario isn't attracted to her personality or intellect. He's ITALIAN, that should tell you whether she is putting out or not.

 

[Marmalade]

Not only that, the clouds are just the bushes with a pallet swap.

The mind fuck continues....

Unholy pants of Azeroth i think my head is gonna explode!

 

[Vigilantis]

Wait, people didn't know this? O_O

 

[Segadroid]

I always thought he bashed them with his head too, untill you realise you can actually see in his later games(Mario 64, New Super Mario Bros.) he always lifts up his fist first while jumping.

Still, I feel kinda embarrased.

 

[hazabaza1]

So... so all those parody comics and skits... they... they were all for nothing?
Nothing.

I hope you're happy.

 

[NLS]

Vader: They never told you the truth about Mario?
Luke: They told me enough, they told me he hit blocks with his head.
Vader: No, he uses his FIST.
Luke: That's not true, that's IMPOSSIBLE!
Vader: Search your feelings, you know it's the truth!
Luke: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[Neon Jackal]

Wait... People actually thought Mario hit the blocks with his head?

 

[Tharwen]

I already knew this. I feel special.

How the hell does that not break his hand?

The skin on his knuckles has calcified from years of hardcore plumbing.

[sub]Yes, I just made that up[/sub]

AND THAT ISN'T YOUR AVATAR (Is it? Or did you just add a top hat and monocle?)