the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I have the sads.

< *Sadding*.

v Hey, where the fuck is Headsprouter?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I'll give you a hint, there's a reason you never see him and me at the same place at the same time.

< I'm Superman.

V You can be Superboy.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

^ To use my powers for truth and justice

< Although I'll need a sidekick

V Will you fight with me, crusader?

 

[Barbas]

^ It depends. Danger pay?

< Adventure?

v Beer?

 

[Drummodino]

^ Sounds awesome.

< *glug glug glug*

V I'm... I'm gonna need some help home!

 

[Fijiman]

^ You throw up on me and I'm tossing you in the nearest dumpster.

< Just ate dinner.

V Hasn't had a decent rock in years.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ What do you mean by "Rock"?

< Release the armoured wolves

V The future of this forum was ensured by the post of prophesised "Next Person". *Terminator opening music*

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ FUCK THAT *Jumps out window*

< SHIT I GOT TO GO TO WORK!

V KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNING!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Have you tried turning it on and off again?

< Leave your money here

V You got shit on my knife, mate

 

[Neuromancer]

^ What are you talking about? I haven't constipated for weeks!

< Next time make sure you know what you're talking about before point fingers at people's arses.

v Now stop looking at my arse!

 

[Barbas]

^ *Raises eyebrow*.

< *Shrinks to the size and shape of a tennis ball*.

v *Rolls backward and around the corner, out of sight*.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Spy!

< Would literally kill for dat ass

V Australians are irresistible

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sometimes they have nice voices...and they're on average more attractive...or maybe that's just Home and Away...

< You bastards probably didn't notice I was gone.

V Was at "cool people camp" as well.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *summons magic clamp over your face*

< Sorry, but there will be no eating of my face today.

V Attends waffle parties during the Pancake Parade.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ My anti-ninja training is useless. Blast it...

< The logic I abide by depends on my current game mode!

V I missed you.

 

[Barbas]

^ I missed you too! <3

< I also miss the toilet!

v Frequently. :c

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I walked into a public loo the other week, the toilet in the stall I entered was covered in piss. Either it was deliberate, or somebody's very lop-sided.

< I cleaned it up, because I didn't want the next person walking in to think it was me...

V What's this? Human refuse?

 

[deserteagleeye]

^ I shit you not.

< Once saw a small hill of shit in my college's public toilet, I don't even think it was possible to flush it. I instead used the stall next to it while another guy walked in the same toilet and just said "Wow...." and just walked away. I could not contain my snickering.

V It was you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You are not nice. *misery*

< Due to recent events, I have been forced to play Skyrim. I'm back and downloading more mods for it now. It's time for moar.

V Enjoys the Scrolls.

 

[Brownie80]

^ Questionable mental state.
< Smartest man to comment in the last 20 seconds.
V Reading this thread while sitting on a toilet.