The way you would like to die and your last words

[Griloch]

Preferably something heroic or noteworthy, cliche'd is alright with me.
"Any last words?"
"Those pants make you look fat."

Mainly because I like the thought of being a smartass right to the end.

 

[commit97]

^^To the post above^^

Preferably something heroic or noteworthy, cliche'd is alright with me.
"Any last words?"
"Those pants make you look fat."

Mainly because I like the thought of being a smartass right to the end.

Yeah,i'll probably die due to a mixture of my own sarcasm and stupidity:

"Like i shove my wet finger into a open plug like thi.........."

or , more favourably, slidding sideways into a tree at 250mph, in a flaming Aston Martin Vanquish, saying something like "let's do that again."

 

[WittyName]

No idea how, but i want my last words to be: "IT'S A TRAP!"

 

[dantom1]

Going through an epic battle to save the world, just me standing over the "bad guy"
I point the gun at his head pull the trigger..."click" no ammo left

My last words would simply be "crap"

 

[theshadowed1]

After exploding in a mass of people for no reason
"Well that was unexpected"

 

[solidstatemind]

Anyone else find the number of people who state that they want to take everyone else with them into death disturbing?

Personally, I'll be holding the breach, and my last word will be 'Run...'

 

[dantom1]

Anyone else find the number of people who state that they want to take everyone else with them into death disturbing?

Personally, I'll be holding the breach, and my last word will be 'Run...'

you know the saying "the more the merrier" XD

 

[Agayek]

I'd like to day by being stepped on by an elephant while having sex with identical triplet cheerleaders

 

[Nivag the Owl]

I want to die from a piano falling on my head and my last words to be "I'm confident that I have a great musical career ahead of me".

 

[SmartIdiot]

"Will I be able to play the piano?"
When affirmitive response is given in that last moment of false hope...
"Good, I couldn't play before..."

 

[Xaositect]

You ever seen L.A. Confidential?

You know Kevin Spacey's character in the film?

Yeah, like that....

Best. Death. Ever.

 

[Spirultima]

In the words of Frankie Boyle: "In a drug induced, sex heart attack"

Fuck yeah Franky Boyle.

(although he repeating many of his jokes now...)

True but he's still funny as hell.
(Have you seen his DVD? Its good, but most of the jokes are straight from Mock The Week. It is good though).

Agreed, its just i have kind of lost heart with him recently, i have all the DVDs of the people from Mock, i just hope in the new season, he has new material.

 

[MBurner 93]

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

 

[LordMarcusX]

What's with all these heroic entries, people with fantasies of coming to some great rescue of some person or some society or the world at large?

I want to die trying to conquer the world. Or, alternatively, succeed at conquering the world and not die.

My last words might (or might not) be, "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."

 

[wwjdftw]

i have four ways i would love to die (?)

crashing an mcalrenF1 at 270 miles an hour off a clif in a raging fireball of death saying "ah hell yeah!!"

in a dog fight with my mortal enemy as we dogfight i run out of missle and ammo, i then kamakzi my plane into his screaming "FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOU" *CRASH EEEEIIIIIIIIrrrrrnnnn*boom*

in a sword fight where my enemy ask "are you to imortal?" and i reply "no, i just dont fear death" then he slits my throat as i drive my blade through my stomach and into his heart

(cookies to who guess the scene and quote)

hydrogen bomb straped to my back rigged to a timer i have a shot gun and plenty of ammuniton i fight my way in and dump my zombie atractant and all the worlds zombie population is attracted, as they all swarm me the bomb goes off, and the 3 surviovors of the world orgy to repopulate the earth

 

[bookboy]

I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming in terror, like his passengers.
all jokes aside, I would prefer to die on a battlefield of some sort, preferably by artillery or some other method that would just kill me realatively instantly.
last words? in a really thick yet somehow incredibly awesome British accent. "don't worry boys, that artillery isn't going to land anywhere near us...."

 

[Raineheart]

Eating a triple cheeseburger while getting head, using the Declaration of Independence as a napkin and flipping off the Pope.


I wouldn't have last words, because my mouth would be full of cheeseburger.

 

[Fingerprint]

In the words of Frankie Boyle: "In a drug induced, sex heart attack"

Fuck yeah Franky Boyle.

(although he repeating many of his jokes now...)

True but he's still funny as hell.
(Have you seen his DVD? Its good, but most of the jokes are straight from Mock The Week. It is good though).

Agreed, its just i have kind of lost heart with him recently, i have all the DVDs of the people from Mock, i just hope in the new season, he has new material.

Me too, me too...

 

[ReZerO]

"Oh my god! it's full of stars!"

 

[Iron Mal]

If I was given the choice of how to die I would prefer to die in the most violent and 'honourable' fashion possible (so something like dying from my wounds after an epic 15 hour dual with a 20ft monstrosity or being taken down while taking on an army single handedly).

Why?

Because it would be bloody awesome and I can guarentee you that people would remember me afterwards (I also follow the 'die with your boots on' method of thinking).

Edit: My last words would have to be something like 'Anyone else want some?' or 'Is that the best you can do?'...I'd be a badass until the bitter end.