The way you would like to die and your last words

[Sexy.EXE]

As an assault squad sergeant against a platoon of Orks wielding dual chain swords and my last words being "I knew I should have took that opening for a scout squad but NO I just had have chain swords, stealth would have been use-BLARGH." as I am turned into a bloody paste by a warboss.

 

[Frybird]

Death by Zeppelin
Last Words: "Holy Shit, Zeppelin!"

 

[sms_117b]

In a big explosion saying "what happens if.."

 

[SpaceChick]

In the hand of a giant monster with ten grenades.
" Need Pepper? "

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Be in a group of hostages being held by terrorists and when they say that they need to waste someone say:
"Shotie Not"

 

[captainwillies]

Sigh...
"Taking the entire multiverse with me."

Last words?
"Fuck you guys, I'm turning this multiverse around and going home."
Just because.

always so dark.

 

[Ajna]

i would be the last being in the universe, after living for trillions of years, as i absorb all matter in the universe, as all that the universe once was become part of me and all knowlage in the univers is added to my own, my final words will be...

"Let there be light"

Nice Asimov reference. I applaud you.

 

[monalith]

"shit i shoulda ducked"

 

[Rhayn]

Getting shot just as I enter the helicopter that carries the hostages I just rescued.

Then I could pull a last stand to make sure the chopper gets out safely. Micheal Bay style.

Hell yeah.

 

[Evilvikingking]

In bed.

...and

"What are you doing in here with that hammer?!"

 

[SomeLameStuff]

all depends:

1) Zombie attack
I'm found standing on a mountain of zombie corpses with a katana, then I say to my rival "Who's got the most kills now?" before dying.

2) Animal attack
I walk into the hospital and just before I bleed out I say, "That animal lost more blood than I did!"

3) War
"BANZAIIIIIII!!!!!"

4) Old age
In front of my computer going "You're all getting pwned by meeeeeee!"

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I'd like to die playing a game with my son...maybe a beat em' up. My wife walks in and I slump over onto the couch.

"Son...hide the...porn..." XD

 

[Droids_Rule]

Spontaneous combustion while on my couch in front of an FPS. My last words? "MELEE NOOOOOB!"

 

[WittyName]

"ITS OVER NINE THOUUUUSANDD!!!!!"

This ^

 

[Spirultima]

New way to die...

Sniping from the top of a very big building, shooting the enemy commander (with a high powered 50. cal sniper) through the head (who is on the road nearby), get raided by half an army who got into the building, get shot off the edge of the roof, while free falling i saying (with a bloody smirk on my face) "im sorry, I hope you didn't need that..." then finally activating a detonator which blows the C4 on the foundation of the building making it all fall on the corpse of the enemy commander just to add insult to injury.

 

[Gizmo]

Doing something epic and the words Man i $&%^ed him up.

 

[HT_Black]

*Kaff*
*kaff*
*wheeeze...*

I can't believe I ate the whole thing...