The way you would like to die and your last words

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Asehujiko

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Dualwielding a pair of AA12's with 32 round clips loaded with frag shells and 15 inch bayonets ontop of them while charging into an enemy army.

Last word being "FORWARD!"
 

ironmace2.0

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I would like to die saving the world from Neeba the ultimante tower of druaga charcter (if you havent seen season 2 dont read on) I would be saving the world from him while we have and epic battle then I strike him down while the rest of the charcters run up to thank me and then we walk off and Neeba shoots me in the back with his bow before he dies then my last words would be "God that bows awesome." Then I die it would be fun and then monday becomes a national holiday! I hate mondays. And tower of druaga rocks! But I dont know if many of you have seen it...
 

Peanut Butter

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Whilst facing down an inummerable horde of whatever i seem to be fighting i scream at my army to hold their ground but they flee and so i and my first officer say very well we will hold them. everyone escapes and then my friend/first officer is overwhelmed screaming: "there's too many of them!!!"

I calmy reply: "or maybe theres not enough!"
I then proceed to bravely fight on agaisnt overwhelming odds etc, maybe sum lightning is hurled back and forth i dunno the details- i'd like something to be a suprise..

Anyway, as my soul leaves my broken physical body and upon arriving in what i believe is heaven my last words would be: "Hitler!? What are you doing here?"
 

Jaedon

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I'll be at the top of a very tall building in full scuba gear. At the bottom will be a big X with a cup of water in the middle. Go out on a laugh.
 

MajinMoose

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Hmm let's see..
1. Dying from a fatal disease and my last words would be: "Avenge my death.." =D
2.Drive a car full of the cutest crippled puppies into an ice cream truck driven by Santa delivering free ice cream and happiness to starving orphans and last words would be: "Hitler was right!"
3. Murder god with a tea cosy before being pecked to death by a flaming humming bird as I'm doing the macarena naked. Last words: "There hasn't been a train around here for 20 years.."

You're Welcome! =D
 

Spirultima

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MajinMoose said:
Hmm let's see..
1. Dying from a fatal disease and my last words would be: "Avenge my death.." =D
2.Drive a car full of the cutest crippled puppies into an ice cream truck driven by Santa delivering free ice cream and happiness to starving orphans and last words would be: "Hitler was right!"
3. Murder god with a tea cosy before being pecked to death by a flaming humming bird as I'm doing the macarena naked. Last words: "There hasn't been a train around here for 20 years.."

You're Welcome! =D
You sir, have just reached epic.
 

Dizzy45

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Fighting off an army of lions that are going to attack a villiage of orphans and academic geniuses, in the arms of many, many supermodels.

Last words would be a unrivalled james bond-esque lion pun that i will think up in later life
 

massau

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if i was ruler of the world and if i didn't find anyone to take mine place i would push the nuke button and say this is for your own good than i will see the nuke show from mine safe bunker with some hot girls after that i will just die in piece or take some poison.

or i hope i was having sex with a nice girl and than have a hart attack that would be fun
 

Spirultima

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massau said:
if i was ruler of the world and if i didn't find anyone to take mine place i would push the nuke button and say this is for your own good than i will see the nuke show from mine safe bunker with some hot girls after that i will just die in piece or take some poison.

or i hope i was having sex with a nice girl and than have a hart attack that would be fun
Sex and Nukes there basically the same thing.
 

Doug

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Death by universal heat death? (i.e. living til the end of existent, heh)

Failing that, death by sex!
 

massau

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Spirultima said:
massau said:
if i was ruler of the world and if i didn't find anyone to take mine place i would push the nuke button and say this is for your own good than i will see the nuke show from mine safe bunker with some hot girls after that i will just die in piece or take some poison.

or i hope i was having sex with a nice girl and than have a hart attack that would be fun
Sex and Nukes there basically the same thing.
i combined them and than you got the perfect ending of a life (and there both "hot")
 

dontworryaboutit

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"I'm so very bored of this." ~Winston Churchill

"Either that wallpaper goes or I do." ~Oscar Wilde

"Oh no, not again." ~Bowl of Petunias

How about

"How fatal?"
 

Spirultima

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dontworryaboutit said:
"I'm so very bored of this." ~Winston Churchill

"Either that wallpaper goes or I do." ~Oscar Wilde

"Oh no, not again." ~Bowl of Petunias

How about

"How fatal?"
(and the way you would like to die?)