The What If Game

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then George Lucas could become a Senator.

What if I typed faster?

 

[Neonbob]

Then you would get more ninja posts.

What if you got a headshot with a guided cruise missile?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then V.A.T.S. would be useless,because I would have reached Supreme Awesomeness!

What if I became...Buh Duh Duh...a FANBOY!!!!!??????!!!!!!!

 

[Neonbob]

Then your brain would pack its bags and leave a steaming dump in your head.

What if celebrities had a shelf-life?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then People would go out of business.

What if people were nicer to me on forums?

 

[Neonbob]

Then you'd wonder what people were taking that made them happy.

What if your toilet had a foam cushion?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then I would never leave my toilet for anything!...Except maybe toilet paper...

What if Cancer was curable?

 

[Neonbob]

Then people would smoke more...

What if you could legally beat people who offered you drugs?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then...wait,why the hell would I do that?

What if Forum Trolls didn't exist?

 

[Neonbob]

because then you got the drugs without paying for them!

Oh, then there wouldn't be any good jokes about them.

What if you could bounce off the ground after high falls and be perfectly fine?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then the laws of physics and human anatomy would be useless,so I wouldn't have to study it!!!Oh,if only...

What if the Pringles Man,Monopoly Man,and that Peanut Man all formed a band?

 

[Neonbob]

Then they would cash chips, rake in the dough, and ...peanut...

What if I had said something clever there?

 

[Nia-san]

I would try to think of something clever to follow it

What if gravity could be inverted inside your house?

 

[Neonbob]

Then you would be sued by Konami.

What if you had an RC monkey?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then I would tape myself doing thirty backflips,then sell it.

What if my computer suddenly crashed?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Damnit,ninja'd again.

 

[Neonbob]

Then you'd cuss for awhile, and reboot.
*my bad*
What if you could make people swear at others from a distance?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then I could change my friend's good days into bad ones(mouthing off the teacher isn't going to look to good!).
*no prob,I've accidentally done it before,too*
What if I couldn't say,"What if"?

 

[Neonbob]

Then this thread would end pretty quickly.

What if you could talk to God, but only by shouting in public places?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then they would make eat those happy pills I took that one time

What if there was only one universal language?