The "what if" machine
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if it was mine most of the world would be on fire...Blackmagic1515 said:
though if I could what if I'd ask what if everyone on earth had a superpower perfectly tailored for them, I think it would balance out and there wouldn't be any more crime than there is now, maybe less so. or maybe... again... most of the world would be on fire.
One time I went into the woods with my friend Tony. We were laughing, throwing sticks, wrestling...all kinds of jocularity! Suddenly, a witch appeared, just sorta...floating, in front of us. She took our heads and switched 'em. The she took our bodies, and switched them too!...we came back looking exactly the same. But we knew...and we were never the same again.
What if I had this on tape?
What if I had this on tape?
Since the OP spelled bazaar correctly, you were unable to make this post, thus lowering your post count by one. Since your post count is lowered slightly, when people come to judge your dedication to the site, they do not think quite as highly of you, and thus your ego is slightly lowered. Since your ego isn't very high anyway, this pushes you over the edge. You end up losing your motivation to get a decent job, you drop out of college, and you wind up living on the street until age 44, when you are hit by a car.fanklok said:
In the year 2011, the successful release of another Mario Brothers film takes place. Despite the gap between the two of them, the second is received very well, and a great many of the cinemas sell out their tickets for the first week.knight of some random number said:
On the night of the opening however, something odd happens. The people who go into the cinema come out with headaches, and muttering about 3d glasses hurting their heads. This is dismissed by everyone, and people keep coming to see the films, but always they left with headaches apparently caused by the 3d technology. In about a month, nearly half the population of the first world has seen it, and always with the same result.
Then, on the 23rd of June 2011, Satoru Iwata reveals a hidden agenda in the films. They all contained a subliminal message, which triggers when a certain type of color scheme is shown. Those affected will do anything in their power to get hold of things in this color scheme, and it just so happens to be the new logo for Nintendo, causing sales to skyrocket. Since quality of games no longer matters for Nintendo, they just re-release their first games over and over again, forcing their opponents out of business. The game market collapses completely.
He did [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.188887-Calumon-Explained-By-me-and-Calumon?page=1].Monkeyman8 said:
The announcement is made across Iraq, and the news makes it to Osama. He sends back a messenger saying that he agrees to this, on the condition that America surrenders to Iraq if Obama loses. Obama agrees, as long as the reverse is applied as well, as he is confident that he can win this situation, and the two use the messenger to arrange the date.Stone Wera said:
The date arrives quickly, and Osama appears at the arranged place. Obama is immediately taken aback after seeing him, for Osama has been anticipating this move since he vanished, and he has been training for it since then. He is now quite an imposing opponent, and Obama is tempted to back down, but since he'd lose America if he did that he has no choice but to stand by his decision.
The fight begins, and it is clear right from the start that Osama is going to achieve victory. Obama is completely destroyed in there. There is nothing the world can do but watch Osama win control of America, putting him in charge of one of the world's most powerful nations.
Looking at your avatar, you ought to know that better then anyone.Pegghead said:
I cant remember the exact details, but it somehow resulted in nuclear war.
Since Calumon has been able to gain entrance into this world, there has to be a hole in this world. That hole can only be sealed by Calumon returning to his own world, and even if he knew where it was it wouldn't make a difference, as he has no real intention of doing that.Catkid906 said:
This hole in the world makes little difference most of the time, and in fact will not change anything until the 31st of March, 2051. At that point, a planetary alignment will cause the hole to open far further then it normally would, and as a consequence some of the other beings from the Digimon world can enter this one.
The Digimon world changed after Calumon vanished from it though. The uprising of a new evil Digimon known as Kastelmon has meant that the world plummeted into darkness, and now that the two worlds are going to collide, this one will follow suit.
[small]Disclaimer: There's a good chance that was even more nonsensical then I intended it to be, since I haven't watched Digimon since I was nine or something, and I'm pretty tired.[/small]
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I'm too tired to carry on giving people answers now. I'll probably do more of these tomorrow though.
