The women (or men) you tend to fall for.

[DigitalSushi]

is CPA the north American version of being a trained accountant?

Yeah I was an Accountant since I was 16, trained up, got bored 3 years ago. Gonna go and do something fun like be a barman or a professional arse part.

Licensed for accounting, auditing, and all manner of filling the GAAP in someone's finances. (HA! Nerd joke!)

My accounting professor this semester (Accounting 202, Managerial/Cost Accounting) suggested I become an IRS auditor because (his words, not mine) "it's the perfect job for a sociopath. You seem like the type who would greatly enjoy ruining people." Which in turn reminds me of the following:

Audens Avidius: I'm surprised, Itius. I didn't think you would stoop to arresting a fellow Watch Captain!
Itius Hayn: Only those who break the law.

and thats fucking hilarious!.

Whats the definition of Accountant...

... someone who solves a problem you didn't knew you had, in a way you don't understand!

edit, I wasn't a Human resources type accountant, I did project accountancy, you know the person that figured out that if the coffee was chargeable then the company would make money on beverages as opposed to lose a quarter mil a year... yeah that was me, we are just evil.

A financial accountant is someone who does simple arithmetic and counts your money for you and charges $200 an hour for the privilege. A tax accountant is someone who takes the fall for your shitty arithmetic and makes it worth your $200 an hour. A cost accountant is someone who gives you an excuse to fire that son of a ***** who's wasting your production resources and saves you $200 an hour you'd pay to the lawyer defending the wrongful termination lawsuit.

And an auditor is someone who knows all the illegal tricks that accountant you spent $200 an hour on used to make the IRS think you didn't make any money because you spent it all on a $200 an hour accountant and will ensure that you end up meeting interesting and very friendly gentlemen in Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison.

(you think this is helping or hurting the attempted ship with that girl?)

I don't think so, accountancy has never quite been up there in terms sex apeal of lets say a puppy saving fireman.

But I'm totally falling for you, this is fun!

1) Ask her. I'm game.

It was the financial support bit that got you, wasn't it? You men are all goldigging sluts.

Quite the opposite, in fact. I can quite well take care of myself. I was thinking perhaps you may wish to acquaint yourself with a bit of a pattern-breaker. Well, except for that whole older-guy thing.

 

[Toriver]

I've always liked women who are down-to-earth and intelligent with a good head on their shoulders. It's also a big plus that we share interests (in games, movies, history and all that good stuff). They're few and far between, but I have found some. Unfortunately　I am always too big a chicken to actually ask her out. Sad but true.

 

[lyrandar]

Being able to appreciate the brilliance of Star Wars!

 

[Darth Caelum]

Thankfully, the kind of girl i'm after is already it's own Category!
I tend to fall for the Tsundere-type girl. For some reason..........I still don't know why.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

unfortunate for me the past few times I've fallen for the girls who I think are gorgeous(and with my luck they're the ones that really are bombshells and all the other guys are chasing them to) and Im nothing more than a friend or the guy thats really nice but they don't think thiers any chemistry or some other bullshitty bogus that is a fancy sugar coated way of stamping DENIED on my damn forehead.


EDIT: and this most recent girl went from single after being in a long relationship(during which time I gave her space so she could enjoy the "single life") and before I could muster up the guts or she went from single to in a relationship again. FML

 

[SimuLord]

1) Ask her. I'm game.

It was the financial support bit that got you, wasn't it? You men are all goldigging sluts.

Quite the opposite, in fact. I can quite well take care of myself. I was thinking perhaps you may wish to acquaint yourself with a bit of a pattern-breaker. Well, except for that whole older-guy thing.

OMG, dude! So obviously a joke. 'Cause, you know, stereotypically, women are thought to be golddigging sluts? But I turned it around by saying men are! Get it?

Sarcasm + internet = point missed. Corollary A3-21 of the Grand Unified Theory of the Internet, right?

 

[Kathinka]

unfortunate for me the past few times I've fallen for the girls who I think are gorgeous(and with my luck they're the ones that really are bombshells and all the other guys are chasing them to) and Im nothing more than a friend or the guy thats really nice but they don't think thiers any chemistry or some other bullshitty bogus that is a fancy sugar coated way of stamping DENIED on my damn forehead.

oh yes, the infamous friendzone. wise men have spend years on mountaintops thinking about how to avoid the deadly trap, that pit of despair without escape that it is^^

 

[WhoaItsBrett]

I fall for girls who are able to take a joke, shorter than me, weigh less than me, and usually don't like me back.
haha.
Kinda depressing really, but its all good.

 

[SimuLord]

unfortunate for me the past few times I've fallen for the girls who I think are gorgeous(and with my luck they're the ones that really are bombshells and all the other guys are chasing them to) and Im nothing more than a friend or the guy thats really nice but they don't think thiers any chemistry or some other bullshitty bogus that is a fancy sugar coated way of stamping DENIED on my damn forehead.

oh yes, the infamous friendzone. wise men have spend years on mountaintops thinking about how to avoid the deadly trap, that pit of despair without escape that it is^^

Allow me to quote from a post I just made on my Facebook (directed at a girl who has all but torn my clothes off and jumped on me but in whom I have no romantic interest

"Every once in awhile you get to meet someone who is so indescribably awesome that you thank the gods every day that you're not dating her because dating means breaking up and breaking up means you don't get to be friends with that awesome person anymore. I learned this the hard way 12 years ago. So awesome platonic female friends (you know who you are)? I ♥ you all."

 

[Dapsen]

I tend to be attracted to women that i like. Weird huh?

 

[Kasawd]

I'm attracted to girls who know how to be complete and utter assholes to other people.

I need someone with passion and a temper. Someone with intelligence and a dry wit. Someone who isn't afraid to challenge me on my views or anyone elses.

I'm looking for a firebrand, a shit-disturber and a complete fackin' whackjob.

You know, to complement my own whackjobbery.

 

[DigitalSushi]

unfortunate for me the past few times I've fallen for the girls who I think are gorgeous(and with my luck they're the ones that really are bombshells and all the other guys are chasing them to) and Im nothing more than a friend or the guy thats really nice but they don't think thiers any chemistry or some other bullshitty bogus that is a fancy sugar coated way of stamping DENIED on my damn forehead.

oh yes, the infamous friendzone. wise men have spend years on mountaintops thinking about how to avoid the deadly trap, that pit of despair without escape that it is^^

Allow me to quote from a post I just made on my Facebook (directed at a girl who has all but torn my clothes off and jumped on me but in whom I have no romantic interest

"Every once in awhile you get to meet someone who is so indescribably awesome that you thank the gods every day that you're not dating her because dating means breaking up and breaking up means you don't get to be friends with that awesome person anymore. I learned this the hard way 12 years ago. So awesome platonic female friends (you know who you are)? I ♥ you all."

Thats fucking cold man.

I hereby strip you of your "Smooth Operator" title.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Able to put up with my ranting. That's about it.

 

[Rancid0ffspring]

I'm soooo picky when it comes to women. They always have to have lots of energy & preferably quirky as hell but still well grounded. Book smart isn't incredibly important (there are other degrees of intelligence) but common sense & an ability to judge a situation before talking are.

They have to have an interesting hobby. Last GF I had was a gymnast turned cheerleader... funnily enough she turned into a ***** when she started the cheerleading (UK btw) Girl I'm currently seeing is into juggling, Poi, Hooping & is teaching me contact juggling.

 

[Tharwen]

I don't know... I don't feel anything for any individual girls I know, but I hardly know any anyway. I think I'd just like someone who I can be comfortable with, to talk to and to be around. Unfortunately, I have no idea who that is.

I tend to go for psychos, good in bed and being on edge is fun.

I watched my ex smash her face in and tell all my friends it was me, that was an experience.

Ahh, women in their mid-twenties going for early-30s guys. Gives my tired old soul hope for a brighter tomorrow (I'm 32).

Could this be the first Escapist relationship blossoming.

It would by no means be the first.

 

[SimuLord]

unfortunate for me the past few times I've fallen for the girls who I think are gorgeous(and with my luck they're the ones that really are bombshells and all the other guys are chasing them to) and Im nothing more than a friend or the guy thats really nice but they don't think thiers any chemistry or some other bullshitty bogus that is a fancy sugar coated way of stamping DENIED on my damn forehead.

oh yes, the infamous friendzone. wise men have spend years on mountaintops thinking about how to avoid the deadly trap, that pit of despair without escape that it is^^

Allow me to quote from a post I just made on my Facebook (directed at a girl who has all but torn my clothes off and jumped on me but in whom I have no romantic interest

"Every once in awhile you get to meet someone who is so indescribably awesome that you thank the gods every day that you're not dating her because dating means breaking up and breaking up means you don't get to be friends with that awesome person anymore. I learned this the hard way 12 years ago. So awesome platonic female friends (you know who you are)? I ♥ you all."

Thats fucking cold man.

I hereby strip you of your "Smooth Operator" title.

You can have the title back if it means I don't fuck up a good friendship by letting my dick have a vote.

 

[Mortons4ck]

1) Ask her. I'm game.

It was the financial support bit that got you, wasn't it? You men are all goldigging sluts.

Now, I ain't sayin' he a golddigga'


OT: I've sorta noticed a pattern in most of the girls I dated, though I think it may be subconscious or a coincidence because I'm more attracted to personality than looks. The last three have been:

Skinny
Brown-skin
Black hair
My height or taller (0"-3" being the range)

 

[Estocavio]

I have a very dominant personality so I have a tendency to attract submissive, quiet girls. This can be a mixed blessing, since so many of them seem to have major-league daddy issues or don't know the difference between being supportive and kissing my ass.

Mind you, I LIKE quiet, introverted, cute-rather-than-hot girls, especially if they, y'know, read books and play games and stuff. There's just a line between a cute, quiet, cuddle-and-talk-all-night girlfriend and "I feel like a child molester even though she's 25" that gets crossed a bit too often.

Basically my views.