The world has had a nuclear war, and you are the only survivor of the human race what do you do?

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

Clone myself. I mean really, everything you do is pointless unless there's someone to show off to.

 

[Purplecoyote]

Loot the living crap out of earth and wait for death since if there isn't another human being of the opposite gender around, humanity is doomed.

 

[Desann45]

Blast The Hustle really really loud and dance in the middle of some really quite large city to it.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

I'm gonna hope that for the most part everything is fine. As in no mutated animals out there to kill me. And I'll just explore and have a great time until I die. I'll also geta dog or some animal to follow me around, can't be too lonely.

 

[randomsix]

I'd find the biggest antenna I could and start broadcasting. Let it not be said that Earth went out with a cosmic whimper.

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

For the sake of not making my answer suck, Im going to change it so

A: I'll live significantly longer than normal. Like, several hundred years longer.

B: All the food left will stay fresh forever.

C: The vehicles wont require any gas or such.

D: In stead of nuclear explosions, every single living being just mysteriously turned to ash.

Otherwise I'd just kill my self after a couple of days.

First I'd go find a robot I can talk to. Yes, they've built them allready.

Than I start studying robotics so I can upgrade it. And make more.

In between that I'd research ways to improve my own intelligence. If there are any.

Also video games. Lots and lots of video games. Maybe I'd try to upgrade that that composer computer emily howell. It would be nice to listen to some New music. The artist computer to. (If you don't know what im talking about, you're not reading cracked and therefore i have nothing to say to you.)

 

[Smokej]

hm animals are still there i guess, well then i would start to learn everything about gen manipulation and bio engineering to create a semi intelligent monkey race with me as their god and master...

that and lots of drugs and porn probably...

 

[General BrEeZy]

finish my games, get the fastest car i can find, pack the backseat/trunk/storage space wherever it is found, with gas, and drive to the east coast, enjoy the last few days, then end it all. i have no one to share my life with anymore, so it's not worth it in the slightest.

 

[HooterNanny]

I'd probably try to create an exact replica of a women, realistic to the nearest detail and capable of independant thought and decision making. then again, I wouldn't even know where to begin. I wouldn't even know what to make the nose out of...

 

[LostTimeLady]

just get a tonne of cool stuff like all the experimental stuff in research labs see if there is anyway to re-populate the human race.

I like this idea. I mean I'm no geneticist but I could learn and, I dunno, become suragate mother to a load of embrayos. Not that I LIKE that idea but I think it would be my duty to try and keep the human race going.

If I was too chicken to do that, err, sight see before the bridges crumble, the neclear power plants melt down and dams burst.

 

[Hagi]

Dick around until I get seriously depressed from lack of social contact, then kill myself.

 

[King Toasty]

Masturbate everywhere. Even your home.

[Edit] I see this post could warrant a warning so... I'd probably put all my resources into SETI, in the vague hope an alien race will save me.

 

[Nightmonger]

Prepare for the road war with the other survivors even if they are plastic dolls im gonna reenact mad max dammit XD more likely than not i would find a military base (self powered generators) raid a pc store (get a top of the range comp) hook it up at the base then explore the world while stopping at developers offices on the way (pick up unfinished games) and books and other things such as food obviously then after all this is done return to the base sit an complete the games/ books when thats done possibly try and learn some biology so i can start cranking out them humans again and they shall name me god!

 

[Tsunimo]

Kill myself.
I think people who are saying loot are forgetting that the world was nuked. I'm fairy certain that most things would be fucked up, besides some reading material I suppose.

 

[Tanzka]

Slowly sink into insanity and commit suicide.

 

[aei_haruko]

List the things you would do as the only survivor of the human race
The world is mostly intact apart from the nuclear craters and we will argue for the sake of it that you are weirdly immune to irradiation.
So what do you do?

I would get myself an F1 car and drive it everywhere so I can get everywhere on land and just get a tonne of cool stuff like all the experimental stuff in research labs see if there is anyway to re-populate the human race.

science for the win, yep, I'd blow things up, probably try to figure out how to make lovely dshes in cooking, and i'd make sure. maybe mess around with different houses and such, idk

 

[winginson]

Stockpile petrol and ride a motorbike around at highspeed until I hit something at 150mph.

Wish there was some women left though. You know for that "So when you said 'not if you were the last man on Earth.....'" moment.

 

[Denamic]

I'd find a really tall building and jump off of it.