It's not be, but I heard about this one guy who went through at least three of the Circles of Hell in my opinion.
He was playing rugby, and one thing most people don't know about rugby is that if you dislocate a limb during the play, you go offside for a sec and get it popped back in place. Well, this guy managed to pop his leg out of place at the hip, making it all kinds of painful and awkward. When it was set to pop back in, however, his testicle sort of...dropped...between the top of the leg and the pelvis.
Leg popped back in, testicle got crushed, man screamed until his vocal-chords were damaged, while people grabbed him and tried to pop his leg out of place again.
One of the many reasons I'm an aethiest - this man certainly had no god on his side that day.