The worst thing to happen to you at a party?

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MasterInsan0

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I brought my girlfriend to a party thrown by a lesser friend of mine. I knew he had a thing for her, but I figured since I was there it wouldn't be a big deal. He was harmless, or so I thought.

He tried to rape her. Yeah. That was pretty much the worst thing that ever happened to me at a party, although it was much, much worse for her.

Oh, and then there was the time when (about 2 months after I broke up with the previous girl) I took my next "girlfriend" to a party with me. This girl wanted to "take it slow" with me, and she was pretty hot and fun to be around so I was okay with that. Well, she sure as hell didn't "take it slow" with the various bisexual girls that were there. I'm not one to get all huffy over girls making out with other girls when drunk, but I got pretty pissed when she started dry-humping them and sticking her hands down their pants.

I don't take girlfriends to parties anymore.

EDIT: Oooh, I forgot the first drinking party I ever went to. I was set up on a blind date with my best friend's wife's friend. My best friend had also invited some of his friends from work. This chick that I was set up with totally ignored me, sat in the lap of one of the guys from work as we played a drinking game, and eventually took him into the bedroom and screwed him. By the time they got done, I was drunk enough that I just didn't give a shit anymore. I called her a slut and told her to go wrap her legs around a pole where she belongs. She slapped me and stormed off. The dude left shortly thereafter (having gotten what he came for, I guess), and the girl still apologizes to me to this day when I see her.

Yeah, I don't have a whole lot of luck at these parties.
 

Mockingjay

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Ended up making out with a guy that hated me on the sofa of my friend's house after getting drunk, then he spent the rest of the night throwing up and couldnt remember in the morning...
 

Eskay

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Gormourn said:
Hypothetically? Getting so drunk that you black out, party gang raped and then thrown out of a car naked on the outskirts of your city would be pretty bad. Hahah. That actually happened to one of my high school teachers in the university - minus the rape thing. Hilarious prank.
Damn! I really hope they did some time for that. A passed out woman left naked alone in the middle of nowhere? I really can't see how anyone would find that funny.
 

Fallen_Hitokiri

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Hmmmm
Nothing bad has really ever happened to me im usually the one who provokes
people to do stuff so im safe MUAHHAAAAA
taped my friend to the stairs banister all night
and the worst i know is my friend woke up in the back alley behind a gay bar
bent over
his trousers at ankles and his ass hurting
with no idea why
 

WrongSprite

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KaiRai said:
I can top it, me and my best friend (Who is a girl and I am a guy) were at a party, and we have a little history. about 4 hours pass and we're in her room talking, I had my head resting on her lap and she was playing with my then, luscious locks. :D

Long story short, because she was on the pill, we decided not to use protection (we were both quite drunk)

You can guess the rest, but just as I was coming....3 friends walked in and watched me empty my load into my best friends mouth.


Single most awkward "Hi guys" we've both ever had.
BAHAHAHA

We have a winner.
 

TheShredder

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Eskay said:
Gormourn said:
Hypothetically? Getting so drunk that you black out, party gang raped and then thrown out of a car naked on the outskirts of your city would be pretty bad. Hahah. That actually happened to one of my high school teachers in the university - minus the rape thing. Hilarious prank.
Damn! I really hope they did some time for that. A passed out woman left naked alone in the middle of nowhere? I really can't see how anyone would find that funny.

How do you know it's a she?
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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I got really meaga wasted in prague with a load of friends. When i got back to the hotel, i threw up everywhare in the room and ruined all the furniture. It was awesome. Then i nearly choked on my own vom when i was asleep.
One time, at a mates house party, me and some guy were drinking jaeger bombs, got really wasted and set the girl i like on fire just a little bit. We put it out pretty quick though XD. Then he threw up on my face making me throw up all over the 360 elite.
I think the worst thing i ever did when drunk at a party is try and pull my mates mum. She is polish, hot, and single. Who can blame me. I got punched in the face by him. We were all laughing about it a few weks later though
 

Eskay

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TheShredder said:
Eskay said:
Gormourn said:
Hypothetically? Getting so drunk that you black out, party gang raped and then thrown out of a car naked on the outskirts of your city would be pretty bad. Hahah. That actually happened to one of my high school teachers in the university - minus the rape thing. Hilarious prank.
Damn! I really hope they did some time for that. A passed out woman left naked alone in the middle of nowhere? I really can't see how anyone would find that funny.

How do you know it's a she?
Good point. Kind of assumed it from the gang-rape thing, you don't hear about that happening to to many guys.
 

Zorg Machine

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Chuck Norris barged in through the door and drained all the beer kegs... and then he drained the other people of the party... and the cat... still a good party though.
 

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dontworryaboutit said:
Being hit on by a gay kid I hate while my girlfriend vomits into a bucket because she's allergic to alcohol and forgot to take her pill.
allergic to alcohol? kill me now.
 

Eskay

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Gormourn said:
Edit: And no, nobody got raped. Geez. I just added that in my original post to describe what would really be among the worst of the worst things to happen to you at a party. Though the naked and "relocated" out of town part is completely true.
I wasn't thinking they did. Was just saying that in the last post as a reason why I was in the mindset that this happened to a woman.