The worst thing you could say out loud

[meglathon]

OR...
"Bush was the best presadent ever..."

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

Your eyes look so vulnerable right now....

 

[Mr Fatherland]

"And Dave's mum screamed for more... Err, hello Dave."

 

[Emperor Inferno]

Bubba says I got a pretty mouth!

 

[Syntax Error]

Referencing Auron:

"Your pain shall be two-fold" while your wife is giving birth.

 

[Libur]

My good friend do remind me when it is i get my virgins? :']

 

[Sh4dowSpec]

Goddamn anal leakage...

 

[Berethond]

SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ramthundar]

*normal voice* so, then, the guy was saying like DEATH TO AMERICA and i was like, hey, that's not....what's the FBI doing here?

 

[Adam Jenson]

and I was like "Get off me grandma, I'm done!"

 

[Ghost]

my therapist says I'm normal

 

[PauL o_O]

From the tourrets episode of south park:
"Me and my cousin touched wweeeeenners!"

 

[sebar nl]

i'm always wearing a pair of socks in my underpants

 

[sebar nl]

my favorite game is Dead or Alive extreme 2

 

[P1p3s]

the doctor said it might heal - I just have to stop poking it with stuff

 

[Combined]

You poor bastard. There is no right way to pick up that can.

 

[egrutt]

you should really get tested...