The worst world domination plan ever
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Go into innocent countries in guise of legit war, but actually steal their resouses!
oh, wait...
oh, wait...
Charles Manson had a pretty bad plan.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helter_Skelter_%28Manson_scenario%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helter_Skelter_%28Manson_scenario%29
Well at least he had the forces of Mary Sue on his side, oh what? Russia managed to slip past the largest, most well-trained navy on the face of the earth and bomb Washington DC, and air defenses in DC, after 9/11 where they are now tighter than ever before? I'm going to call bullshit here. I mean the navy must have been under the command of Homer Simpson or something.Thedayrecker said:
"Sir we have a bunch of blips on the radar here, they look like fighter formations, should we scramble the planes?"
"Nah they're cool, just a bunch of birds"
*five minutes pass*
"Sir I'm looking outside and I see formations of fighters, a few of them are bombing DC, should we scramble the planes?"
"No, they're cool, let's not bother those nice air force men"
*bombing raids end, DC is a burning mess*
"Hmm, I think it's time to scramble the planes..."
Find 82 white lab mice and individually name them all. Make sure that your second-in-command mouse is called Michael. Using very small, wireless earphones, play them a loop tape of the audio manual of the martial art of Judo. After about 67 hours, the mice will know all that they need to become small fighting champions. Now, using the same earpiece sets, set up a microphone link to your mice. Using Google translate to find out what your instructions are in moussian, dictate to them your plan for world domination. first you need to tell them to each pick a world leader and to tail them for 3 months. after the three months, get them to return to you with all the nessecary information to create a timetable of the leaders daily events. using this timetable, cooridnate a plan for your mice to individually ambush the leaders and, using their recently discovered Judo abilities, take out, kill and dispose of the targets. with all of the leaders out of the way, get michael to rally your mouse army for an attack on the various other key political people worldwide. then, all you need is a secret pacific island base, a load of nukes and a bit of threatening and due to the lack of people in charge, the world will be forced to follow your orders! World domination will have been a success! afterwards, you can do what you like with the mice.
Except for Michael. You must reward his dilligence with cheese.
Lots of cheese.
Except for Michael. You must reward his dilligence with cheese.
Lots of cheese.
waking a mystical beast/weapon that has been slumbering under the earth for centuries that has the capabilities of destroying time and space to intend on controlling it.
Sending thugs to middle schools to convince kids not to go to college. That way you can be the smartest and most powerful man on Earth.
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