The worst world domination plan ever

[Vortex Traveller]

In the comic Future 5 the villian Dr. Know plans on becoming the smartest and most powerful man on Earth by...convincing everyone to not go to college.

(found out from Linkara's reveiw of said comic where he thought it was so dumb it caused him to discard his list of stupid evil plans which included A group call "church of Humanity" making Nightcrawler from XMEN the Pope knocking out his image translator to show his mutant form and using communion wafers that dissolved people to trigger a false rapture and destroy the Catholic faith and turn people against mutants so people would turn to "Church of Humanity" and another plan involving creating twin clones of Hitler)

 

[arcade109]

You mean worst like, so badly planned it won't work? Right, then just sit around, watch Naruto, eat Cheetos, and hope the world comes to you. Sounds like a good day to me.

 

[New York Patrick]

1.Destroy the moon
2.????
3.Profit

For all those fans of nationstates... MOON CANNON!!!!

 

[Terminate421]

Listen to this guy's plans:

 

[Baldry]

Using zombies, no matter how awesome they are, its bound to back fire

 

[No-Superman10]

Sending thugs to middle schools to convince kids not to go to college. That way you can be the smartest and most powerful man on Earth.

Cookie for reference.

The american education system?

OT: Anything by Inspector Gadget's Dr. CLAW

 

[A random person]

Sending thugs to middle schools to convince kids not to go to college. That way you can be the smartest and most powerful man on Earth.

Cookie for reference.

The american education system?

OT: Anything by Inspector Gadget's Dr. CLAW

Nope, it's this:

In the comic Future 5 the villian Dr. Know plans on becoming the smartest and most powerful man on Earth by...convincing everyone to not go to college.

Nice try, however.

 

[Jonluw]

Infect yourself wiht ebola.
Hope for people to take pity on you.
Persuade people to let you be the leader of the world until you die.
Find a cure for ebola.
Live happily ever after. (With only slightly liquified internal organs)

 

[SinisterGehe]

Burn down all forests and green areas and watch how mankind and animals, and other things die slowly away. I think you will need more that 2 gallons of gas and couple matches.
Or, Modify a breed of something that lives in water and turns it in to gooey poison jelly.

Go on a space flight and find a Tiberium crystal, win?

 

[SextusMaximus]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing everyone.
Except for Madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Pan-Fucking-demic 2! That was incredibly annoying!

OT: Burger ray, that will fill the world with burgers and crush everyone. It's genius cos it will be loved at first.

 

[Krion_Vark]

Making something called a Sharp-Paper-inator to give people paper cuts to have them go buy your brand of band-aides to get money to rule the entire Tri-State Area only to be stopped by a Platypus AGAIN.

Cookie for Reference.

 

[Terminate421]

Be a captain planet villian!

 

[No-Superman10]

Give me command of the planet!
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Alright, nuke the core of the Earth.

How do you intend to rule the earth of you just blew it up?

 

[Continuity]

How about selectively breeding white lab mice for brain size until you get one like this:

And then rely on him to come up with the rest of the plan.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Anything inspired by two lab mice.


ed- whoops, mice, yes...cut me some slack, it's been years!

That is what I was going to say.

 

[MachoFern]

Divide by zero

 

[DoctorObviously]

1. Collect underpants.
2. ???
3. Profit!

 

[SirDerick]

1. Strap rockets to battle-bears.
2. Invade Russia First.
3. Something involving the moon.
4. ???
5. Profit!
6. Use profit to buy maple syrup.

 

[Ertol]

Anything Dr. Evil has tried...