The worst world domination plan ever

[Superhyperactiveman]

Step 1: Gather a pound of cheese, a mallet, and a lot of burlap sacks
Step 2: Place peace of cheese just outside door of leader of a country.
Step 3: When leader of country ventures out to find cheese, strike with mallet.
Step 4: Place leader of country in burlap sack.
Step 5: Take Burlap Sack home.
Step 6: Repeat Steps 2 thru 5 as necessary
Step 7: Have sex with prostitute.
Step 8: Throw burlap sacks off of cliff.
Step 9: Make a sandwich.
Step 10: Eat said sandwich
Step 11: Wait about an hour for sandwich to settle in stomach.
Step 12: Go for a relaxing swim.
Step 13: Take up Aerobics to stay in shape and burn off sandwich-fat.
Step 14: Use sexy abs and lack of world-leaders to demand control of the planet.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Take over the world with a candle.

That's fucking hardcore.

Power Rangers, amiright?

Power Rangers, yuarright.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Make a Mutant the Pope of the Catholic Church.

 

[Skratt]

Blowing up all the financial institutions simultaneously.

 

[ddon]

Run in yelling with no weapons and then run away screaming in a high pitched voice once the enemy pulls out a submachine gun or a shotgun.

Edit

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/21882-kickassia-part-01

^ This

Curse you ninjas!

 

[AMMO Kid]

I made this video when I was 7 years old. It probably is the worst ever made (I'm 18 now by the way).


EDIT: My 1000th post WOULD be me posting this video...

 

[blankedboy]

to qure yatzee "any plan that involves useing genecticly enhance solders is bond to fail when they start asking them selves why they're lisoning to the guys who are weaker then them"

Bolded the mistakes.

Ontopic.....

Commiting suicide?

 

[Twilight_guy]

Twin clones of Hitler!!

A shiny dime for anyone who gets the reference.

 

[somoking]

make a super virus that cant be detected or destroyed and make it a std that causes people to go sterile

wait about three thousand years for it to spread

 

[Ldude893]

Give all world leaders amnesia.

 

[Zef Otter]

Twin clones of Hitler

 

[2fish]

My favorite is release all of hell/demons/evil creatures so they may play on earth. everyone always looks so surprised when the evil creatures betray them.

My personal favorite though:

Spoiler

 

[w-Jinksy]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Pandemic Two, or whatever it was called. I actually got Madagascar at one point.

Any who. I would suggest capturing/breeding a race of mythical beasts that will then be unleashed enslaving all beings who don't bend to you will. However, eventually the beasts will grow resistant to your mind control and rebel, killing you and other humans. As far as I know I made that up off the top of my head, but it's probably been done before.

Wasn't that the story to that god awful game legendary?

OT: i would type it out but its way too long ill just say liquid ocelots plan in mgs4.

 

[Logic 0]

Pass a law that forces every one to do jumping jacks at the same time that way with everybody busy doing jumping jacks I'd take over the world through the fact I'm the only one with the time to do it.

 

[mrdude2010]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

that world infection flash game

do i win?

i could never get goddamm madagascar

 

[swolf]

*insert every 'baby eating' video game villain's plan here*
and of course the U.S.A.'s plan to give everyone democracy that is going so well..........

Being curious, I have to ask, how many "baby eating video game villains" can you name? None come to my mind.

On the U.S.A. bit, well, that's all part of the plan made up by...and the name of the council eludes me (somebody help me please?). Anyways, there's supposedly a group of political leaders from multiple leaders who *gets taken away and "memory wiped"*

What were we talking about?

 

[Jark212]

setting your self on fire and running into a paper mill would be an interesting way to cause minor destruction but a poor plan for world domination.

a second more elaborate plan would be to dress up like a mummy, order 50 Russian brides, and then force them to start your ruling empire by building you three pyramids made from origami boxes held together by Elmer's glue.

if that doesn't work you should take your army of 50 Russian brides now also dressed as mummies and try to take Canada by force with only a trident made from Popsicle sticks and shear blinding optimism.

Your plan get's my vote, if only we could fit a doomsday device in there somewhere...

as a crude doomsday device the trident could be made out of uranium instead of popsicle sticks. he could chase people around with it until until he mutated or his arms fell off.

A most acceptable compromise, you have my support sir!!!