The worst world domination plan ever

[Dorian6]

The one from Glenn Beck's book "The Overton Window"

Basically, This evil left-wing cabal uses money it made from creating the "pet rock" fad and selling all those Che Guevara t-shirts to overthrow the US government, and the protagonist's father, the leader of the evil society, tries to become the president by killing the old one.

This is a times #1 bestseller. How depressing is that?

 

[Stopspot]

My plan is already in progress. It's called Justin Beiber.

But to stay on topic. I'd steal the entire worlds supply of toilet paper and paper handkerchiefs and kidnap anyone who know how to operate a paper mill, then see how long the world can go without wiping.

 

[Lma0nade]

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/21882-kickassia-part-01

^ This

 

[LostTimeLady]

Worst evil world domination plot in the world?
Errr....

Having butterflies do your bidding. (Seriously, what would they do? Polinate you to dead?!)

Stagnate socity by inventing an elixir of life. (The benifits of eternal life out weight the negatives of a stagnated socity unforunately).

 

[Taddy]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

I started in Madagascar once, they closed the ports before i could even spread.

 

[Del-Toro]

I have developed a device called a "laser", with this "laser", I will cut a hole in the protective layer around the earth called the "ozone layer". This will cause an exposure to the sun's harmful rays thus increasing the risk of skin cancer unless the world pays a hefty fee.

 

[zombiejoe]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

SHUT...DOWN...EVERYTHING

Pandemic

 

[zombiejoe]

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/21882-kickassia-part-01

^ This

AWESOME! I love kickassia.

Did you know Molosia is a real place? And they did film there?


I hope fallout New Vegas lets you go there

 

[Mr. Bojangles]

This: http://spacetree.keenspot.com/spacetree45.html

Coincidentially it's still funny.

 

[zombiejoe]

Listen to this guy's plans:

lol powerpuff girls

 

[Wicky_42]

Attack pearl harbor?

Hah, yeah... that was 6 months of kickass followed by couple of years of pain XD. Actually, historically speaking the worst step seems to be to invade Russia. No-one has pulled that trick off well. I guess it's kinda disparaging when the enemy's factories can retreat faster than you can advance, and where the weather has the highest killcount lol.

 

[crudus]

Use twinkies. The details at this point don't matter. That plan is just bad.

cookie for reference.

Pandemic Two

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Cryogenically freeze yourself and wait until everyone is too stupid to figure out how to reproduce (or raise a child at least)...

 

[bad_dog14]

Create an army of giant robot crabs. Oh wait, that's actually a pretty good plan.

 

[DarkLight523]

Step 1: Build a fallout shelter.
Step 2: Provoke a nuclear holocaust.
Step 3: Exit fallout shelter in 1,000 years with an army of clones to take over the Capital Wastelands... wait, what? Someone already tried that? How'd it turn out?

Gary? Gary! GARY!!!
(Snake? Snake?! SNAKE!!!)

 

[Mr. Google]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Pandemic 2 hahaha I CAN NEVER GET MADAGASCAR it has 1 port and it closes off within 2 seconds of play haha

 

[Chris Sandford]

See plan 9 from outer space.

 

[Haunted Serenity]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

I only ever got that stinkin island once. Ugh.

Blowing up to world if your ransom doesn't get paid always seems like a big one to me.

 

[Unia]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Nobody but lemurs live in Madagascar anyway. Pandemic.

Pandemic 2

OT: Greenland was always a ***** for me.

Really? I remember starting from Greenland once, the lazy people didn't close down their port until 2/3rds of their population was dead. Wth, eskimos?!

OT: Set up a therapeutic institution that claims to cure allergies and phobias through hypnotism. Make sure your patients are all closely associated with the largest food producers in the world; ranch owners, plantation heirs, you get the idea.
You actually hypnotise them to carry the most devastating maladies back home. Foot & mouth disease, crop-killing fungus, all things farmers and herders everywhere are desperate to keep away from their livelyhood.
You thus increase world hunger exponentially and see to it that only *your* nation still has working agriculture, and the rest of the world pays whatever you ask to survive. No way this could go awry, right?

Think that was the actual plan in a Bond movie.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Pandemic. I INFECTED IT! YES!!!!

Anyways Kidnap Oprah and demand the world for her. They will listen.

I infected it and then Japan shut all access. I got Madagascar, and still lost. Friggin' Pandemic.

Worst evil plan ever? Um... Summoning any of H.P. Lovecraft's old ones sounds like it would go badly.

Training an army of cockroaches, so after the nuclear apocalypse, my army rules the world. I'll be dead, but my cockroaches will live on! Or they would, if it wasn't an urban myth.