The worst world domination plan ever

[reyttm4]

The bad guy in Spirits Within. He let's down the sheilds to the city that he's in , this causes hundreds of kill happy spirits to move in the city, and he has no easy escape planned. I'm not sure if he was trying to conquer earth, I'm not sure what his plan was. Later on in the film he kills himself by over heating a orbital laser that he's in even after being told that one more shot would destroy the space station. yeah...

 

[T-Bone24]

I will procure a money costume, and dance into a bank. At which point, the guards will deliver me to the inner vault, thinking that I am naught but a harmless mound of cash. At which point, I shall steal the money in the vault and then be delivered to other banks, soon I will have enough money to finance my real plan. I shall buy a small African nation... hang on, let me write this down...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

1.Destroy the moon
2.????
3.Profit

It seemed to work pretty well for Robotnik, Piccolo, and Link.

 

[Westaway]

setting your self on fire and running into a paper mill would be an interesting way to cause minor destruction but a poor plan for world domination.

a second more elaborate plan would be to dress up like a mummy, order 50 Russian brides, and then force them to start your ruling empire by building you three pyramids made from origami boxes held together by Elmer's glue.

if that doesn't work you should take your army of 50 Russian brides now also dressed as mummies and try to take Canada by force with only a trident made from Popsicle sticks and shear blinding optimism.

HAha, can't do that anymore. We got a GUN

 

[C95J]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

I've played the game I just can't remember what it is called damnit!

EDIT: Pandemic 2!!!

 

[Trivun]

Anything inspired by two lab rats.

what will we do tonight?

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!"

Anyway, pretty much anything that involves wiping out large proportions of humanity. If you're going to rule the world, don't you need subjects and slaves? Wiping out large populations of humans just seems, I don't know, kind of counter productive?

 

[squidbuddy99]

First I will make my greatest enemy immortal unless he is decapitated, then send him to Earth to fight other immortals. Once he has become old and frail, I will send two jackasses to kill him for some reason. Should he defeat said jackasses, thus regaining his vitality and make him immortal again, I will teleport to Earth myself despite being a general. Once there I will drive a train at mach 4, gain the help of Evil Dr. Cox, and finally be rid of my nemesis once and for all!

*cookie for reference

 

[KiruTheMant]

Plant a big bomb underground and hit the trigger without doing anything between planting or exploding

 

[silver wolf009]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Pandemic.

Anything buy doctor dookemshmirf plans to dominate the tri city area.

 

[team star pug]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Um... the movie "madagascar"?

 

[ProtoChimp]

The captain planet AIDS episode. That id all.

 

[vento 231]

1. Nuke (insert random world power)
2. Send a note saying it was from (random world power)
3. Watch nuclear war
4. ????
5. Profit

 

[Musette]

Create a virus, bacteria or parasite and infect the world eventually killing evryone.
Except for madagascar.
dammit.
cookie for reference.

Arrrgghhhhhh that brings back memories of Pandemic II. I had a virus start out in Madagascar once, made the game almost too easy

 

[lee1287]

i read a pretty weird plan on the runescape forums once, some guy wanted to obtian ALL of the worlds water.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Take over the world with a candle.

That's fucking hardcore.

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Train an army of Ferrets.

What could possibly go wr-OH GOD ONE RAN UP MY LEG!! AAAIIIEEE!!

 

[Lullabye]

Oh gosh, this just brings back memories of Invader Zim. Well, i can list numerous plans that have gone awry, but I think the all have one thing in common.
Incompetent Henchmen.

 

[Dexiro]

The worst plan ever would be to just do nothing and hope that someday the world will choose you as their leader.

 

[Lullabye]

Take over the world with a candle.

That's fucking hardcore.

Power Rangers, amiright?

 

[fo shneezy]

just ask nicely