The "Yep. I'm definitely going to Hell" moment.

[emeraldrafael]

Probably the day one of my friends was suffereing with suicidal depression. He siad he would shoot himself in front of me, just so he didnt have to die alone.

Now, I got rather tired of it after three months, and I'll admit, I wasnt in the best mood that day. So when he said that and was going on telling me about how his life was so horrible, I loaded up my 1860 Colt Navy and put it in his hands and told him to "nut the fuck up or shut the fuck up, or I'll do it."

Needless to say he didnt do it. Also needless to say he got over his depression. And of course most needless to say, he lived and we laugh about it now.

That's not bad, and it's probably once of the most effective ways of snapping people out of it. Unless they're threatening to hang themselves, in which case, tying a noose and threading it through ceiling tiles is a little excessive. But yeah, tough love, mate.

No... not really. He could have shot himself. It was really 50/50. Thats probably the worst way to do it, especially if you dont know the person (I did in this case, but still).

 

[Angstysquirrel]

I watched a car crash that was on the news. The car crashed through the rails, and went into a rather deep ditch, sort of like the driver was trying to do a stunt.
Well... everyime they showed it I did that narrators voice in Dukes of Hazzard, saying 'Well, it's about now *pausing the show thanks to the miracle of a Virgin+ box* that the boys realized they were in a world of trouble..
Never have I laughed so hard at other misfortunes.
On other notes, I have also given not a shit that people in my school have died, laughed at an ex-teachers' body (of the same school, but not my own teacher) turning up rolled in a rug, and frequently think of less than wholesome things I would if I ever had any meaningful political power. Banning religion anyone?

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Once in the universities' cafeteria, I saw a blind dude pushing a girl on a wheelchair. Me and my friend started laughing out loud some fierce, the rest of the cafeteria just stared at us. It was at that point that I got my invitation to the Hell Penthouses, overlooking the lake of damned souls.

 

[Angstysquirrel]

Well, we've got the time I suggested the concept of "Super-AIDS", the two occasions I cut a pizza into a satanic pentagram instead of the usual slice arrangement and the various occasions I have yelled "fuckin' Jews!" after messing up a shot on Wii Sports...

There's probably one or two more but you get the idea.

A proper satanic pentogram, or just an upsidedown star? Because they are different. The latter is actually a perfectly acceptable symbol, I'm pretty sure it's actually a 'good' one too.

 

[Sandytimeman]

hmm now that I think about it I can't recall any specific jokes but there are tons of jokes I've made to others where I end it with..."I'm probably going to hell for that"

I guess those moments don't stick with me cuz, I don't believe in hell.

 

[Sneeze]

Just one moment? Damn, can't actually remember any single incidents but I'm known to make pretty offensive jokes here and there, some of which would make the devil himself turn in sheer disgust... Maybe...

 

[HentMas]

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I'm confused, it doesn't sound like a bad thing, does it? It was consensual right?

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Did you force her into having sex?

If not, tell the dumbass she should probably have been more reserved about having sex if she was going to regret it afterwards.

I don't get why the man always has to feel guilty over shit like this. Or take more responsibility for sex than women. It's a ridiculous double standard.

If she agreed to have sex with you, by how the story sounds, even asked for it. Why should you feel bad?

Unless you raped her. It's her responsibility and she has to live with it.

Don't feel bad, not even slightly.

OF COURSE IT WAS CONSENSUAL!! i´m not a rapist!!

but yeah, basically, she fell in love with me, but as i was already in a relationship, i never gave her any mind... well, yeah, but i´m not a cheater... so i didnt "fooled around" with her

she told me that ALL her relationships after the fact sucked, and that EVERYTHING was a consequence of that day...

i dont know if i should feel proud, or angry, or remorseful, but at the momment that she was telling me all this things i felt like the most horrible person on earth...

...

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and then she kissed me (wtf!?!?!?) and she told me she wouldnt give me her number because she was in a relationship... (WTF!?!?!?) BUT!!! if we ever found each other again by chanse, she was open to be more "intimate" with me (WWTTFF!?!?!?!?!)

so yeah... you might imagine what the hell is going trough my mind (by the way this happened merely minutes before my first post, i was in a club and came here to check the news, and i saw this topic, and i thought "how appropiate" haha)

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I saw that someone I heavily disliked had died and I laughed.

I'm an awful person.

 

[verdugo136]

someones hamster died and i said at lest you have a new phone pouch

 

[InnerRebellion]

Well, this girl (she's like 20. I think they make the mentally challenged stay until they're 21-22 or so) was out sick. We were told to make cards for her, and my friend muttered, "Let's make some cards for some 'tards." Now, she looks a lot like a bird, so I imitated the stereotypical voice of a Downs Syndrome patient and went, "I reawwy wike birds. I reawwy do, Jonafan." We both started laughing uncontrollably.

Do I feel bad?

Err... not really. I'm a horrible person sometimes.

stay where? in school?

No, in Imaginationland.

Sorry, rude sarcasm is uncalled for.

Yes, in school, I believe in the Charms program.

I see so are they in regular schools? (with the extra help probably) what country is this?

anyway I dont think they do that here in australia, im not sure they allow you to leave school early if your disabled in that way (they changed that laws so that you cant drop out unless your doing somthing productive, like aprenticship or traineeship, anyway you can do that stuff through school now anyway),

they do assess you before you leave school to find out the best option

anyway I know im asking alot of questiosn but I find this stuff interesting is all

They are in public schools, but they're usually in their own classrooms. I believe they let them come into normal classrooms so they don't feel like outcasts. I don't know about anywhere else, but that's how it works in Holbrook, Massachusetts.

 

[HentMas]

To be honest. She sounds like a moron.

Just saying.

What I said in my first post still stands.

I wouldn't bother giving it another thought. She had as much responsibility for what she did as you did for your actions.

you know what??, you are right, i´m not going to be too bottered about that, if i find her well, whatever happens is the responsability of BOTH of us, not just mine, as was in the first place

yeah, i´m going to go with that, thanks for the point of view man! (or woman... watever haha)

 

[Kingdudeacus]

Ok my turn.

So i was on a trip with my ROTC unit we were all doing team based activities and such so every one was drop dead tired. They all went to there cabins to sleep at 9:30 while the seniors (including me) prepared a trial for the the unit. There was a pack of cigarettes "found" in someones stuff so we randomly took ,blindfolded,and tied up 3 people from the girls and guys dorms while everyone was asleep and do a rough interrogation.The interrogations were funny what with the leader being dead serious. So we "kidnapped" a cute girl i know and took her out of the room and shoved her into the room for the trial. The whole time she was crying. I found out later that she was woken from a horrible nightmare and was confused, she couldn't sleep the whole night.

I'm going to hell

 

[HigherTomorrow]

A student who had graduated the year before committed suicide a few weeks ago.

Almost a week after that, my friend and I made a video that pokes fun at my friend committing suicide (after being boo'd offstage for crappy guitar playing) and I thought it was the most hilarious thing ever, if only because of the ridiculousness of how over-the-top and "serious" we made it.

Until his sister, a friend of the kid who committed suicide, saw it, and made us take it down and was mad at us both for quite a while.

In my defense, I was worried about uploading it to Youtube, and chose to make it 100% private, and only showed it to my friend, his sister, and one or two people who I wanted to see if it was morally right.

 

[MindBullets]

A proper satanic pentogram, or just an upsidedown star? Because they are different. The latter is actually a perfectly acceptable symbol, I'm pretty sure it's actually a 'good' one too.

I think it means a lot of things, but a quick glance at wikipedia gives the impression that most of the "good" ones aren't inverted. The Satanic ones, and the ones I insrcibed on the pizzas, are. At least, they were from the angle I faced when cutting them.

And it was just an inverted star (with the strokes through the middle, as consitutes a pentagram). If you meant if I drew the runes and the goats head, I didn't. Those circular pizza cutters aren't exacly precision tools.

 

[hailfire]

I find it interesting that everyone thinks that they're going to hell for their actions... if God sent people to hell for stuff like that we would all burn. I'm a biblical scholar and having extensively studied scripture, I know that anyone who tells you you're going to hell is just a pretentious asshole who would have really pissed of Jesus. once I read the bible, I figured out that all the things priests and people told me were dead wrong, so don't belive anyone preaching that fire and brimstone bullshit. God loves you no matter how much of a bastard you are, because he just that great of a guy.

This has nothing to do with a literal "That is a sin, you are going to hell" sin, and everything to do with a "That was SO fucking inappropriate I should be punished" moment. You completely missed the point.

people who talk about hell that way are blind, there is no "you are going to hell" sin. God forgives you for everything, and people need to get out of that mindset that God is some kind of evil dick who just loves to see us suffer. no one, not even the evilest man who ever lived deserves punishment.

 

[D Moness]

Worst one I know.
Me and my 2 best friends were visiting someone we knew. They lived in an apartment complex with a lot of senior citizens. On the carpet you could see the tracks of the rollator's commonly used here. One of my friends turned to us and is like.
"Do you know why the replaced all those walking frame's with rollator's?" We were like we have no idea.
"So they have less upper body strength. Nurses got annoyed being hit with the walking frame." The my friend imitates like she uses a walking frame and says "then there comes a Nurse that says Ma'am it is time for your medicine" my friend then in a high pitched voice says no and pretends to be hitting with the pretend walking frame. Almost got an asthma attack not trying to laugh so hard (since we were walking past front doors still.

 

[HassEsser]

...not really.

...Yeah, I think that's just you.

I'd up youmustbenewhere.jpg, but that doesn't exactly work here. . .

Yeah, I thought that you knew that but I always found that fact interesting. The ingenious of anon never ceases to amaze me.

Too right. It's also amazing that the most divided and self-loathing community on the internet is also the most powerful.

 

[Wyes]

people who talk about hell that way are blind, there is no "you are going to hell" sin. God forgives you for everything, and people need to get out of that mindset that God is some kind of evil dick who just loves to see us suffer. no one, not even the evilest man who ever lived deserves punishment.

Must... not... feed... trolls... Argh! [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CompletelyMissingThePoint]

I've had so many of these moments that I've lost count, but it's usually of the 'making inappropriate jokes' variety. Many of my friends appreciate this kind of humour, but a few do not.

The funny part is usually the ones I get called on are the most tame.

For example: Not too long ago (about 2003 onwards for a few years), Australia was going through a fairly bad drought. Very recently, the state of Queensland (that big one in the north east) had horrendously bad flooding, about 18 people died, something like 75% of the state was affected (and for those of you who have on idea how large Australia is, that's 1,730,648 square kilometres, or 668,204 square miles, which is comparable to the size of the entirety of Libya).

My only comment on Facebook was "I bet Queensland misses the drought right about now", to which one of my friends got extremely upset and started berating me for being a heartless dick. This is maybe the tamest instances of these kinds of jokes I've made, and I've made worse around this friend. Go figure.

I've had much better/worse ones, but I don't really remember any of them off the top of my head.

 

[Squeaky]

Me and a mate were bored and thought it be fun to see if we could make each other sick, the conversation got well rather nasty and would scar most of you. We eventually got onto Susan Boyle and what we would do to her sexually to say the least everything was game i gagged first, followed by him spitting a bit of sick up he couldnt keep down and he just toped me and i gave in.

I cant ever watch Ice Age again.. Sca.. *YUHUU*