The "Yep. I'm definitely going to Hell" moment.

[Digikid]

Heh...a couple years ago my pastor took a bunch of us snow tubing....adults like me...the youth...everyone. He stayed at the bottom of the hill for the most part with his Video Camera. Keep in mind there were FOUR tubing lanes.

I went down one of the sloops and of course the tube SLOWLY turns backwards....Right before the rubber stoppers that they put in the ground to slow down the tubes I felt a THUD and I found a video camera in my lap....I had run over my pastor who was not paying attention and was apparently recording another lane while accidentally standing in my lane. I jumped out thinking "I am going to hell for this for sure" and ran to his aid.

He was fine....just a bit dazed and when he realized what had happened he had a good laugh about it as well.

 

[WhiteRat07]

I had just walked to a local store with my son who was three at the time. I bought him an apple juice and one of those big rice krispy treats. When i was in the store i had noticed a woman in her thirtys with a boy who had down syndrome. We went out side and my son was enjoying his snack while i was smoking a cigarette. The woman and her son leave and are walking to the car when she glares at me. she says "well i guess your son will grow up to a smoker too. some example you are setting." I looked back to her then her son and replied coldly. "well at least he won't be retarded."
I felt bad about it later but she really pissed me off at the time.

 

[CleverCover]

It happens too often to count. My inner voice is very, very, very mean.

It happened after listening to the Special Olympics song, laughing until I cried, and then watched a video of an actual Special Olympic and then laughed so hard, I started to choke.

Then I sent it to my friend to laugh at.

There's also the time when I was watching tv. They happened to advertise a documentary about a 700 pound year old woman.

First thought: Damn, look at all those rolls. If they try and put her on a diet, they should check to make sure she's not hiding any fried chicken beneath her boobs.

Second thought: Or are those really just her boobs....

So yeah...gonna get the non-express bus to hell...

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

. . . cheese pizza threads. . .

Someone had to say it.

...Yeah, I think that's just you.

 

[rubinigosa]

One time on a party when my friend said that the last part of the cigarette is called "the Jew" (I do not know why neither does he maybe some idiot said it once and it stuck)and I told him that he was being a bit of a dick then I looked at a glass filled with old stumps of cigarettes and said "And what is that then ? a family reunion ?"...I felt really,really bad about it directly after the words had left my mouth.

 

[C95J]

Whenever I see racist jokes. I know I shouldn't laugh but I can't help it.

I will laugh at anything no matter how crude...

 

[Wierdguy]

I watched a collections of photographs that were said to be a collection of the sadest/most depressing ones on the net, (guy getting shot in the head, little girl at auchwitz, father getting killed as he shields his son from gunfire, condor stalking a near-death child to eat it once it dies... ect, pretty edgy stuff in other words) however I coulnt help but to laugh at most of them - like the guy getting shot in the head had the funniest face, and the condor sort of reminded me of a cartoon I saw once.

Having an ephiphany that you have no empathy at all feels wierd - espechally considdering that I dont feel bad at all and would probably laugh if I saw them again.

 

[Daveman]

I bumped into a girl at my friends birthday party who I had previously hit on in a manner which was later described as "quite rapey".

It also included her avoiding my advances by saying she had a boyfriend and me subsequently saying "and?"

I have a lot of shame.

 

[llew]

I have more than a few from saying things that couldn't exactly be seen as socially acceptable.

But it's okay - I plan on taking a few people with me.

same here, except im going to hell for my blatent sociopathism

 

[similar.squirrel]

sneep

I'm sure your friend would have laughed with you. Funerals and wakes can be a celebration of the deceased's life, not just a period of misery.

OT: I somehow managed to refer to the global recession as a Holocaust once. I think it was due to the fact that I had been studying extensively for history, and I came to associate the two.

Oh, and I shamelessly mock Eastern and Middle European culture, but I think being from that part of the world grants me a certain amount of licence.

 

[TheMann]

OK!, my ex-girlfriend kedpt telling me that her best friend wanted to have sex with me, she was a virgin and obviously joking.

so one day, at a party in my house she told me "my friend is ready for you" and pushed me to my room locking the door behind me...

yeah, well, i gave this girl her first experience... but...i have always felt like a jerk after the fact...

i dont even know what to think, i recently met with her by chanse and she basically told me i ruined her life...

never felt as bad as that day....

I'm confused, it doesn't sound like a bad thing, does it? It was consensual right?

I agree; her fault, not yours. Sounds like she wanted something for a night, you were convenient, and then she felt horrible about it later and decided to project her own guilt onto you in order to make herself feel better.

Okay OT: I've cheated on two girlfriends, but to be fair, once it was in retaliation for her cheating on me. I've been used by two separate women to cheat on their boyfriends, and the second time around with one of them I even knew it, but she was ambiguous as to what 'boyfriend status' was. Still, not my proudest moment. I've had more one night stands than I care to remember and have flat out ignored some of the girls that actually called me back because I realized quickly that I wanted absolutely nothing to do with them the next day. Aside from my dubious sex life, I drink and gamble a bit and have relied on my friends more than I can make it up to them. I do always feel like shit about that last part though.

Also I pirated one game. In my defense though, it was a game that is no longer in production, so the dev wouldn't see a dime off a purchase. The only one who would get paid would be some guy charging three times what's it was worth on e-Bay. No, I'm not going to tell you which game it was, and no, I will definitely not tell you where to get it. I do legitimately buy titles that the same dev has made since then. So, I'm not too worried about that one but the other stuff ... yeah, I like to think I'm generally a nice guy but other days I think I might as well start warming up the handbasket.

 

[Riku'sTwilight]

My hell moment came about 2-3 different times wile doing the same thing. Me and a mate were out cursing the streets and me being me said "look at her id like to bend her over and have a go at that tight ass" only to find out the girl in question is about 12-14. Fuck my life.

I've got a similar story.

When I was 18 (I'm now 22) I went to my friends bbq party, I ended up pretty drunk and then we all moved it on to another friend house. It just so happened that this other friend had a sister who's birthday it was the very same night, who I thought was 17.

I started dancing with her, then we sat down in her bedroom and she straddled me, and we ended up kissing and heavily petting each other.
It turns out she wasn't 17, but 14.

When I learnt this the next morning it was a very "I'm so going to hell for this" moment.

 

[Sjakie]

I had just walked to a local store with my son who was three at the time. I bought him an apple juice and one of those big rice krispy treats. When i was in the store i had noticed a woman in her thirtys with a boy who had down syndrome. We went out side and my son was enjoying his snack while i was smoking a cigarette. The woman and her son leave and are walking to the car when she glares at me. she says "well i guess your son will grow up to a smoker too. some example you are setting." I looked back to her then her son and replied coldly. "well at least he won't be retarded."
I felt bad about it later but she really pissed me off at the time.

Your not going to hell for that. If people want to throw their demeaning opinion around: Fine, but then they should also be prepared too get it thrown back in their face as well (like you did)

Personally, i would have offered a cigarette to her son and then say it would make him normal.

 

[triggahappyhaza]

Gotta be some of the holocaust jokes such as
*friend farts*
Me: MAN THAT SMELLS LIKE Auschwitz
Jewish teacher did not like that one...
or the paedophila, racism and anything morally wrong in the eyes of sane society jokes.

 

[Vhite]

You never had a chance.

 

[Blackmagic1515]

No specific moments I guess. But that's because I generally don't feel bad about the things I laugh about. I have a very dark sense of humour so anything's fair game. I get told I'm a horrible person alot...but I don't care.