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Evilbunny

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If you live in the U.S it's would be a good idea to try to get to Hoover dam. I say this because most power sources will be knocked out within 3 days of z-day because of lack of maintenance (nuclear power plants have an automatic shutdown sequence of they are not maintained for a certain amount of time to prevent meltdowns, for instance) but Hoover dam can operate on its own for at least two years. I don't think I need to tell you how much easier electricity makes it to survive.
 

ABY57

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Indigo_Dingo said:
ZenMonkey47 said:
ABY57 said:
Indigo_Dingo said:
For ultimate zombie defence, the best bet is a suit of Medieval knights armour, well known for being almost impregnable. While this will cause you to tire easily, total defence means this is no problem.
That's a good idea. Make your way to your local Museum and get yourself a suit of armor, and a katana or sword of some sort. The only problem is being knocked down.The best of armor to get would probably be the boots, gauntlets, chain mail, and perhaps a turtleneck and some type of helmet. Everything should be available at the Museum...That makes plan number 3...or at least a stop on the way to plan number 1.
However, plate would be hot, noisy, cumbersome, and heavy (especially if you're not trained in its use). Chain is better, but still noisy (remember that the undead have pretty darn good hearing to make up for their poor eyesight). Also, consider that most initial zombie bites don't occur on the head or chest as much as your arms and legs.

So if knight is out, why not rocker? A leather jacket and pants with high laced boots. Easy to move in, but heat is still an issue. Denim can be considered the poor man's substitute. It's breathable and can protect against skin breakage. Leather gloves and boots are still recommended.
Your forgetting the fact that a Zombie cannot penetrate a full set of plate armour. Thus, all other issues become rather moot.
Didn't you read that i put that it'd be better to have feet, gauntlets, and then chain, as in chainmail?
 

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Personally, if you've seen the woven plastic they use to make luggage these days, you could actually fashion yourself a nice set of improvised armor out of it. Teeth, nails and bone won't puncture it, and cutting it is very hard without a blade. Getting snags is down right difficult and it's very flexible so it's easy to move around in. With the right weave, you could make it breath in certain spots (under arms, crotch, inner legs, neck) without sacrificing any protection.

Best of all, it's quiet and easy to get a hold of. Any Mall, Department Store, or major retailer will have a department, section or store with potential access, as well as access to the tools to fashion your suit.

Of course, if creating your own armor seems far fetched or over the top, then look for Riot gear on police / prison / military individuals who have fallen. Or go straight to the source from (hopefully) un-looted stations.


Full plate mail is a bad idea. Basically it's heavy, cumbersome, awkward and noisy. And to those who say "so what?", I would like to mention that while one or two zombies may not pose an issue and you would be able to potentially dispatch them (assuming you could swing a weapon, as the finer points of rifle / handgun use is above the dexterity found in a suit of armor), what happens when more then that are alerted to your noisy self? Out run them? Even the slow ones will catch up when you rest, that armor's heavy. Climbing of any sort is out, and the farther you go, the more that will give chase. Eventually, without help, you'll be swarmed and smothered to death in your own suit of armor.

Chainmail is a better option, but yeah, noisy and not very functional. And really, how easy is that to come across from all points? That may work for those people who have a Middle Ages Festival nearby constantly, but from a practical stand point, you'd be better off planning for what you have around you, or is widely available to most people.
 

ABY57

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A museum is bound to have a suit of armor in it. I don't suggest the whole thing, including the breastplate and all, just the chain mail for chest, neck, and legs, and perhaps boots and gauntlets..Or maybe just chain mail, seeing as no zombie will be getting through that. Riot officer armor is a much better idea though. The shield could work well too, to get through a crowd. Maybe, if, like me, you have a privet air port near by, you could take the plain, and just drive it through the hoards of zombies. Don't try flying, you'll just crash and die. Simply driving it down the streets should suffice, seeing as i don't think any zombie will be able to climb on, and the propellers should chop down anything in front.
 

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If you're planning on travel, I suggest a large bus or semi for distances, but on top or inside its a good idea to have something like bikes or four-wheelers (that's what there called around here, you may know em as something different.)
Do it in a group, watch each others backs (not to steal but like in RE:A) and don't try to cure, trying to lure in zombies only kills people, killing people is a no-no. plus, I'd think you'd want a small truck or something to and get a roll cage on it and use it for small transport.

You'd want to keep on the move, and have more than one base/fortress/castle/army military base. If you lose one you lose your home, then you'll have to start from scratch.

Cell phones with solar batteries(?) that may be useful for comms.
 

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Indigo_Dingo said:
Let the people who have played FPS's have the guns. I know this sounds stupid, but think about it. A person skilled at Fps's will have experience doing maximum damage with minimum ammo, will be less likely to question the ethics of killing something that was human but won't be again, and know how to provide the maximum protection. Also, use attack dogs for your fort thingy. The virus/infection should under normal circumstances be limitted to human infection only. And an attack dog can kill a normal human, a shambling rotting human will be too easy.
If you're goina get attack dogs, make sure to put them on a reasonably short leash. If a zombie bites the dog, are you sure it won't turn into a zombie dog? Just get a chain leash on it and check on it every now and then so you'll know if you gotta put it down or not. If you have 3 dogs, and 1 is zombified, you'll be left with 3, useless, zombie dogs pretty fast.
 

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For those interested in keeping a car during the zombie uprising, I'd like your input on this thought: learn how to weld, and attach pieces of a shopping cart over the windows. Should you get surrounded, it might act like a anti-shark cage and keep prying zombie hands and fingers from getting inside.
 

ABY57

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LyonLee said:
For those interested in keeping a car during the zombie uprising, I'd like your input on this thought: learn how to weld, and attach pieces of a shopping cart over the windows. Should you get surrounded, it might act like a anti-shark cage and keep prying zombie hands and fingers from getting inside.
Wouldn't the zombies have to break through the glass and steal first?
 

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Indigo_Dingo said:
ABY57 said:
Indigo_Dingo said:
Let the people who have played FPS's have the guns. I know this sounds stupid, but think about it. A person skilled at Fps's will have experience doing maximum damage with minimum ammo, will be less likely to question the ethics of killing something that was human but won't be again, and know how to provide the maximum protection. Also, use attack dogs for your fort thingy. The virus/infection should under normal circumstances be limitted to human infection only. And an attack dog can kill a normal human, a shambling rotting human will be too easy.
If you're goina get attack dogs, make sure to put them on a reasonably short leash. If a zombie bites the dog, are you sure it won't turn into a zombie dog? Just get a chain leash on it and check on it every now and then so you'll know if you gotta put it down or not. If you have 3 dogs, and 1 is zombified, you'll be left with 3, useless, zombie dogs pretty fast.
I just said, theis is based on the idea that a whatever zombifies the humans doesn't work on dogs. If it does, keep the dogs close as companions.
I wouldn't keep the dogs close. Chances are your dog will eventually end up doing something...dog-ish, and get itself killed, causing grief. Animals are never good when in an apocalyptic world...They die too easily and it's sad =(
 

killrage

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LyonLee said:
For those interested in keeping a car during the zombie uprising, I'd like your input on this thought: learn how to weld, and attach pieces of a shopping cart over the windows. Should you get surrounded, it might act like a anti-shark cage and keep prying zombie hands and fingers from getting inside.
Assuming all the Zombie(ish) movies i've seen, they'll break through a simple shopping cart. Get a ram on top of that, for all your zombie-genocide-is-awesome thoughts.

Almightyjoe said:
i have NEVER seen anyone with a sword get tired or overwhelmed when 'welcome to the jungle' or Wolfmother comes on, EVER, and neither have you, once that music starts playing, the zombies are doomed, utterly.
Theres others I'd pick

The Way it Ends-Prototype
My Curse-Killswitch Engage
Take This Life-In Flames
Viscinity of Obscenity- SOAD
One-Metallica
One for the Road-Breaking Wheel
# of the Beast-Iron Maiden
So on and so forth

I like your choices too tho, WTTJ rules
 

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ABY57 said:
Maybe, if, like me, you have a privet air port near by, you could take the plain, and just drive it through the hoards of zombies. Don't try flying, you'll just crash and die. Simply driving it down the streets should suffice, seeing as i don't think any zombie will be able to climb on, and the propellers should chop down anything in front.
You might get 5 to 10 zeds before the propeller broke. I don't think they're really made for meat grinding.

What you could do is go to your city's street maintenance department and grab a steamroller.
 

ABY57

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Indigo_Dingo said:
Alternatively, you could try to co-exist with the zombies, forcing them into one specific area, say, Washington D.C., and giving them unimportant beuracratic jobs. Matter of fact, I think you already did that.
lul...You could try and find away to bio-engineer a way to make yourself half zombie and kick ass with crazy jutting bones that are also razor sharp
 

ABY57

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Indigo_Dingo said:
ZenMonkey47 said:
ABY57 said:
Maybe, if, like me, you have a privet air port near by, you could take the plain, and just drive it through the hoards of zombies. Don't try flying, you'll just crash and die. Simply driving it down the streets should suffice, seeing as i don't think any zombie will be able to climb on, and the propellers should chop down anything in front.
You might get 5 to 10 zeds before the propeller broke. I don't think they're really made for meat grinding.

What you could do is go to your city's street maintenance department and grab a steamroller.
An airplane's propeller will slice through another airplane easily and still be fine. I think the propellers will slice through hundreds of zombies just fine. Plus, even if the propeller does break, the zombies still won't be able to reach you. It'd essentially be a car on stilts.