The Zombie Apocalypse Forum-Writ Survival Guide!

[000Ronald]

My plan in case of a zombie attack

curl up into a corner and weep.

Apologies to anyone who had to read it.

 

[Surggical_Scar]

Not all games should be used for Zombie Survival training. Urban Dead is a prime example of how zombie outbreaks don't happen.

Granted, you may have traveled seven blocks and cleared out a gun store, but you're still going to be able to fend for yourself when a zombie breaks through your damn barricade and starts chewing on your face.

Bastard AP, when's Exanimus turning up already?

 

[Saskwach]

Man is incapable of feeding himself without his intellect.

these are not man, these are instinct driven killing machines...

the zombies need to be cleared out manually, one by one.

Im thinking of a weapon... you get one guess.

Exterminatus? Get me on the Moon Orbital Space Station and I'm so with you.
Caution: This joke is very 40k specific. AJoe started it...

 

[combat90]

In case of zombie apocalypse, here are some things NOT to do:

1) Dont go to your moms place. Shes either already dead or a zombie. In case you live with your mother, keep her safe.

2) If you live in a big city, dont pick a hospital, library or normal house as shelter. Get out of town or use the mall.

3) If you live in a small city, dont go to the school or pick up family members. Find a place with food and water and few windows.