The AlmightyJoe Theory of Awesome: If something you're doing is so cinematic, so awesome, so utterly WICKED that putting it into a movie will inevitably get teenage (and older) boys buying tickets like hotcakes then there is NO WAY it can fail.Almightyjoe said:I would add that the safest place is one with few or one entrance, a barricadable one, my logic is simple:
The Zombies will pen you in
You will run out of food
You will have to escape
You will be forced to Smash through your own barricade in a vehicle of some kind, and, may i add, this is so awesome you can never die attempting it. Then///
the zombies press up against the barricade, they strain the wooden struts and metal spurs when suddenly....
ROLLING RIGHTEOUSNESS BURSTS THROUGH!!!!!, atop its flaming chassis sits yourself, speakers surround you, The best solo from 'through the fire and flames' blaring at zombie pulverizing volume. You, in your black leather jacket and skull mask, wave your chainsword like some avenging angel of doom, your spiked wheels and razor-wired rolling behemoth reduces the surrounding ranks of walking corpses like only a chainsword can!
Your allies (a buff dude with a shotgun, a love interest and a second moral chick) mount the machine guns, and, accompanied by a soundtrack of masterful doom, you blaze out of the ruined fortress ('bat out of hell' climax essential), gunning/slashing/burning down the shuffling hordes as you leave a flaming trail in your wake!
gentleman, i apologize for any erections that invariably caused
The Exception Corollary: There are none.