There is a big Turkey Preventing me from getting to my car for lunch!

[RobThePrezodent]

if i know turkeys, they have one weakness; electric nunchucks. grab a pair of those and you've got it made!

 

[Plurralbles]

Sentry Turkey Keeps you from your Noms.

 

[ThreeWords]

Burn it with fire. that always works for me

YES!

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I have to imagine that by this point, his lunch break should have ended, and we shall never know whether he made it past the turkey.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Let a lion loose, that will kill the Turkey!
Then you'll be able to get to your car!
My plan. It is fool proof.

Then what do you do with a lion

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

Ten years ago a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

*cough*

Need I say more?

HAMMERTIME!
err...
SLEDGETIME!

Seriously, I'm laughing a lot now, I don't know why, but the randomness of the thread was perfect.

EDIT: Human shields always work perfect.

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Kick it. Seriously, they weigh like 30 pounds and a solid kick should drive it away. They can't really hurt you unless they peck your eyes.

 

[Brotherofwill]

Holy shit.

Reminds me of the scene in Diablo 2 when the guy is trying to enter Hell but he's too much of a pansy to go past the monsters. Same situation really, only the turkey is a little bit scarier.

 

[GrinningManiac]

F*CK

SH*T

WHO LET THE DOOM-TURKEY OUT OF ITS CAGE?

DELETE THE PHOTO. THE IMAGE OF A DOOM TURKEY BECOMES A DOOM TURKEY (or something like that...)

I'm afraid this is it, gentlemen. The Doom-turkey has escaped. Not even jesus riding on the back of Cthulu using a nuclear submarine for a club can defeat that thing. The Apocalypse is nigh

It's been fun

Buenos Noches

 

[Zhukov]

Actually, I can sympathise. When I was little I got chased by a turkey. Several times. It was scary.

Don't listen to all these other jerks. They don't understand the sheer terror of being gobbled at.

 

[Marter]

Just go around it. Take the long route to your car, and enjoy the scenery.

 

[JokerCrowe]

Thanksgiving (and your lunch) is Saved!! >: D

If you really fear the bird, Stay inside. Order delivery luch.

 

[Private Custard]

Visualise the win!

 

[2fish]

Um I will take the high road after all kill it with fire is already listed. Help it find its car and it will drive away. It seems to be lost, maybe it has a car that looks like yours? If that fails have a panic attack, make sure the news shows up.

-2fish

 

[Beefcakes]

Let a lion loose, that will kill the Turkey!
Then you'll be able to get to your car!
My plan. It is fool proof.

Then what do you do with a lion

Then you get a panther to kill the lion
Simple!

 

[Andantil]

just kill it.

 

[oppp7]

I was expecting a debate about whether Turkey should be allowed into the EU or not and got this.

OT: It's a turkey. Shove it out of the way.