There's An App for That!

[No-Superman10]

Gradually dissolving in a vat of ominous green goo?
Theres an app for that!

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Want to fake an orgasm?

There's an App for that

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Want to go die in a hole?

There's no App for that. . . BUT! wave your iPhone around a dark alley in Brixton and it should happen in less than 30 minutes!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Want to have fanged six-eyed walruses, spurting blood from their every orifice, howling like the souls of the damned, attack you? There's an app for that.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

Want to resurrect a thread that you liked? There's an App for that!

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

The guy you just killed in Call of Duty has martyrdom... Theres an app for that.

 

[Octorok]

Need a grenade to pop from your arse upon the moment of death? There's a Perk for that!

 

[Sassafrass]

Wake me up? You bastard, I was dreaming up an App for the 'There's an App for that' forum game.

[sup]Tosser[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Surly sasquatch who got up on the wrong side of the bed? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Got up on the wrong side of the bed and cracked your skull on the wall? Yeah, it would make me a bit surly.
There's also an App for that, somewhere, can't remember where.

 

[Pm0n3y]

You're a Sasquatch with amnesia? There's an App for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to remember what the hell this thread is called and whether you know Pm0n3y personally?
There's an App for that, I think..

 

[XSA37]

Swine Flu? Apple humbly requests that you don't make an App for That. Apparently it can spread through electronics.

 

[Sassafrass]

Bird Flu? Apple wants to make an App for that so they can take over the world.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YOU BELONG TO APPLE NOW!

*ahem*

 

[Octorok]

Deathly, agonising lonliness? Feel the darkness eating away at your very being? Your soul being enveloped by the vast growing hordes of demons, torturing you all the time? You're past the point you need an iPhone, you poor, poor bastard.

 

[XSA37]

Tank overturned? There's an App for That!

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]Halo 3 reference ahoy!![/sup]

Press RB to flip....WHAT?!?! HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT?!?!? There's an App to find out.

Currently listening to Phil Collins? There's an App for that.

[sup]I remember....I remember, don't worry, worry.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Listening to Phil Collins? Seriously? The hell is wrong with you? There's no app for that. You're just...words fail...

 

[Sassafrass]

Insulting the awesomeness of Phil Collins?? There's an App for that...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Think Phil Collins is awesome? There's an app for that.

[sub]Called a lobotomy.[/sub]