There's An App for That!

[Sassafrass]

Now listening to Paramore's new album? There's an App for that.

[sup]In my defence, it's one Phil Collins song.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Don't realize that even if it's just one Phil Collins song, you've still lost all credibility? There's an app for that.

[sub]Just one is too much.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Need to wildly change the subject to this?

There's an App for that.

[sup]Gotta love random ctrl+v presses, huh?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Trying to distract a chinchilla from your sick love of Phil Collins? There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Trying to get Chinchilla to secretly love Phil Collins? There's an App for that.

[sup]Just don't mention John Barrowman, for gods sake. You fought the Collins was bad, wait until John turns up.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Playing mind games, gaslighting your neighbors, and hoping that you can convince your friends that their teeth try and kill them at night? There's an app for that.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Ummm...what? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Doth thou Pm0n3y fail to COMPREHEND?! There exists an application of sorts to remedy that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Didn't remember the App for the above thing ma jig? There's an App for that.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Cities on flame with rock and roll? That's exactly when the Old Gods return? Forever, and ever, and ever? There's an app for that.

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

Tired of those fascist leaders? How 'bout those power-hungry Superpowers? There's an app for that!

 

[PixelKing]

Tired of law?Want to live in a lawless world?Theres a app for that!

 

[Fraught]

Want to fight a drunk grisly bear? There's a (virtual-reality) app for that!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, you hurt people? There's an App for that

 

[XSA37]

Can't find Sandvich? There's an App for That!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Born from the granite flesh of old, the progeny of the ancient dynasty, destined to bring ruin upon this world in black flames? There's an app for that.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Your thread got necro'd? There's an App for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

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There's an App for that.

SCORE!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Cities on flame with rock and roll? That's exactly when the Old Gods return? Forever, and ever, and ever? There's an app for that.

Want a rocket launcher to dispose of BOC fanboys? There's an App for that!

Think there's something wrong with Blue Oyster Cult? There's no app for that. You're just crazy.

 

[littlequietguy]

Sony fanboys saying that Wii is for babies? There's an app for that!