Things Games Have Taught You.
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-Ducking then jumping makes you jump higher (halo)
-a person with a gun instead of an arm can use that gun easily for some apparent reason (FF7)
-any appearance change makes you stronger even if you look weaker than before (quite a few games)
-battlefields are made up of many squares (tactics games)
-meeting an alien plant species will allow you to control them (pikmen)
-said alien plant species reproduce using pellets with numbers on them (pikmen)
-if you jump long enough you will be able to jump houses eventually or you could equip the boots of springhheel jack (oblivion)
-soldiers love to say MAGGOT! (TF2)
-a giant sword can kill anything (FF7 aswell as many other games)
-the crazier hair you have the stronger you are (many games and anime series)
-being part of the Earth Defense Force would kickass (Earth Defense Force 2017)
-you can fast forward life by pressing a button on a controller (sims)
-you always need a white mage (any RPG)
-Magic users are stronger at first but eventually it doesnt matter because everyone is hitting for 9999 (many games and series)
-trees are indestructible (GTA series)
-Fast food stands blow up when hit hard enough (GTA 4)
-jumping out of a helicopter is always fun to watch (GTA 4)
-the hero usually always uses a sword or swordlike weapon (too many games to count)
-every women who has some part of the story you will see her cleavage (shhh cleavage no talking)
-getting 3 of the same colored vitamin or half of vitamins will get rid of a virus of the same color (dr. mario)
-blocking causes a glowy circular shield to appear around you (SSBB series)
i have more if you are interested in having me post them just tell me
-a person with a gun instead of an arm can use that gun easily for some apparent reason (FF7)
-any appearance change makes you stronger even if you look weaker than before (quite a few games)
-battlefields are made up of many squares (tactics games)
-meeting an alien plant species will allow you to control them (pikmen)
-said alien plant species reproduce using pellets with numbers on them (pikmen)
-if you jump long enough you will be able to jump houses eventually or you could equip the boots of springhheel jack (oblivion)
-soldiers love to say MAGGOT! (TF2)
-a giant sword can kill anything (FF7 aswell as many other games)
-the crazier hair you have the stronger you are (many games and anime series)
-being part of the Earth Defense Force would kickass (Earth Defense Force 2017)
-you can fast forward life by pressing a button on a controller (sims)
-you always need a white mage (any RPG)
-Magic users are stronger at first but eventually it doesnt matter because everyone is hitting for 9999 (many games and series)
-trees are indestructible (GTA series)
-Fast food stands blow up when hit hard enough (GTA 4)
-jumping out of a helicopter is always fun to watch (GTA 4)
-the hero usually always uses a sword or swordlike weapon (too many games to count)
-every women who has some part of the story you will see her cleavage (shhh cleavage no talking)
-getting 3 of the same colored vitamin or half of vitamins will get rid of a virus of the same color (dr. mario)
-blocking causes a glowy circular shield to appear around you (SSBB series)
i have more if you are interested in having me post them just tell me
The local newspaper will place high value on erotic photos, whether the people in it are undead or living (Dead Rising).
The gravity gun makes heavy lifting easy (in theory, the weight of the object being lifted would be transfered to the gravity gun, the mass has to go somewhere, meaning that it wouldn't be any easier to move a weight with the grav gun than it would be to do it by hand). From Half Life 2 (seems that Valve need to brush up on their physics).
It is possible to cram at least 20 guns and several gadets into a single backpack/webbing pouch (Metal Gear Solid 1-3).
You can shoot a zombie with a dual barreled revolver as much as you like and it still won't die (while 3 shots from a tripple barreled shotgun will do the job)- Alone in the dark: the new nightmare
Blowing up neutral wildlife is perfectly acceptable if you're on a mission of galactic importance (that won't go down well with peta)- Metroid Prime
A hazardous environment suit will still protect you from all forms of contamination even if it is missing a helmet or mask (it can even deflect bullets and energy too)- Half Life
The gravity gun makes heavy lifting easy (in theory, the weight of the object being lifted would be transfered to the gravity gun, the mass has to go somewhere, meaning that it wouldn't be any easier to move a weight with the grav gun than it would be to do it by hand). From Half Life 2 (seems that Valve need to brush up on their physics).
It is possible to cram at least 20 guns and several gadets into a single backpack/webbing pouch (Metal Gear Solid 1-3).
You can shoot a zombie with a dual barreled revolver as much as you like and it still won't die (while 3 shots from a tripple barreled shotgun will do the job)- Alone in the dark: the new nightmare
Blowing up neutral wildlife is perfectly acceptable if you're on a mission of galactic importance (that won't go down well with peta)- Metroid Prime
A hazardous environment suit will still protect you from all forms of contamination even if it is missing a helmet or mask (it can even deflect bullets and energy too)- Half Life
Evil always loses, because of some easily ratified, but ignored problem.
Also an impregnable fortress always has an easily accessible door or entrance through sewers/hidden door.
Also an impregnable fortress always has an easily accessible door or entrance through sewers/hidden door.
nintendo taught me mushrooms are great.
it's ok to pillage if people don't see you
sword almost as big as oneself are just as easy to wield as normal swords.
in space there are tons of usefull weapons for your space craft
animals have money and other items on them.
and there is always someone foolish enoug to go into hostile enviorments and carefully places secret items for your convenience.
npc's don't reproduce in most games. (ok I understand that you cannot go around killing children for moral reason. but if you can kill other people in game who's talking about moral anyway)
If you hear a dog or a cat, they are not there..must be your mind playing tricks on you.
falling from great hights do not kill you as long as you see the floor.
Going to battle in barely any armor will not effect you in any way unless it's an RPG
ranting about pointless topics can be fun
but seriously I've learned a lot of english(still my spelling sucks)from games.
It also made me explore the great realm of myths and folk tales or did you really think all those weird enemies from games like castlevania where original ideas
(some of them are)
it's ok to pillage if people don't see you
sword almost as big as oneself are just as easy to wield as normal swords.
in space there are tons of usefull weapons for your space craft
animals have money and other items on them.
and there is always someone foolish enoug to go into hostile enviorments and carefully places secret items for your convenience.
npc's don't reproduce in most games. (ok I understand that you cannot go around killing children for moral reason. but if you can kill other people in game who's talking about moral anyway)
If you hear a dog or a cat, they are not there..must be your mind playing tricks on you.
falling from great hights do not kill you as long as you see the floor.
Going to battle in barely any armor will not effect you in any way unless it's an RPG
ranting about pointless topics can be fun
but seriously I've learned a lot of english(still my spelling sucks)from games.
It also made me explore the great realm of myths and folk tales or did you really think all those weird enemies from games like castlevania where original ideas
(some of them are)
Swords are wielded by magic people and the swords them selves are made of mega 1337 metal that can do anything.
Back stabbing people will cause them to slide 10 metres (Team Fortress 2)
Nuclear explosions can blind you temporarily (Supreme Commander)
Eating glowing mushrooms recharges your battery (MetalGear solid 3)
Eat your sandwhich in a secluded place (Team Fortress 2)
Always sap the sentry befor killing the engineer (Team Fortress 2)
Nuclear explosions can blind you temporarily (Supreme Commander)
Eating glowing mushrooms recharges your battery (MetalGear solid 3)
Eat your sandwhich in a secluded place (Team Fortress 2)
Always sap the sentry befor killing the engineer (Team Fortress 2)