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Sovvolf

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Jazzyjazz2323 said:
Sovvolf said:
Guns don't recoil, can send people flying and the hero using them as entered the infinite bullets cheat... and God Mode.
Unless your Clint Eastwood then you take to counting your bullets methodically as a way to scare bad guys into backing down.
Give Clint a meddle... He Averted the trope...


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A badass attitude and a pistol is a far more effective combo than years of combat training and an assault rifle.
Unless your up against The Punisher...
 

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-If you're in a car chase, the back window will always be shot out. Always.
-Animals can talk, no matter what animal, and they all speak plain English. Humans can't understand them most of the time, however.
-The quiet girl always gets the male protagonist.
-Any skill can be passed down through genes.
 
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If you're in your late 20's/early 30's you can totally pass yourself off as 18

Everything will be OK so long as Kurt Russell is with you

Post-apocalyptic worlds are actually awesome
 

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Hudson_sir_he said:
Post-apocalyptic worlds are actually awesome
That's arguable now Private. They are only awesome if your a bad ass American born Australian or Kurt Russel... Otherwise, it's a bit shit given that your dead, dying or looking for food and shelter while being Killed/Raped/Tortured by the local arse holes that survived.
 

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Enemies are as accurate as my dead grandfather and the good guy can snipe the ON button on a radio from 10 miles away.
 

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Hudson_sir_he said:
Everything will be OK so long as Kurt Russell is with you
Sorry but thats false. They tried that and he got raped by Christmas Critters!

-Ugly people are a myth. everyone is an underwear model, they just wear stupid clothes.
-Explosions don't actually hurt people they just kind of push you (thanks Unskippable)
-The biggest dickhead won't get killed until there is only three people left.
-Everyone is a professional singer and dancer
-Always listen to the janitor. He is very wise.
 

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During sex the vagina seems to be located around the stomach area.

Skirts may bend or outright defy the laws of gravity depending on the age rating of the movie.
 

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During the bullet time, stats of protagonist and antagonist are swaped, well besides the Matrix.
 

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If something is exploding nearby, the only way to avoid death is jumping toward the nearest cameraman. Otherwise, you turn into styrofoam and charred bits of pork.

Martyrs are just lazy rebels - they only die when they get 'tired of running'.

If you lose a kung fu battle, or are poisoned in Japan / China, you bleed from your mouth until death. This of course doesn't mean that you choke to death on your blood, because you will be too busy telling the guy that killed you how he has no honor / will be defeated by your son.

Smoking a cigar means you're someone's boss - it also means you're an ass.
 

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That the best person in the FBI/CIA that has the most skill, experience, brains, know everything tech, be able to use any gun (and fix it), and is clearly rich from the massive apartment he owns in NYC, will be, AT MOST, 26 years old.
 

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Women don't need any muscle mass to beat up a trained combat dude, they can do it purely on cleavage power.
Relationships ALWAYS end up with one of the pair either dying or cheating. No one ever has had a happy relationship
If you drop something and excuse yourself from the group, to go and retrieve it? Your fate is up to whether you are the protagonist or not. If you aren't, you die. If you are, everyone else dies, and you find their bodies later.
 

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-the girl in school that is an ugly geek needs only to change cloths (in glee the ugly geek still wears the right close and people call her a geek whats up with that i'm ok with calling her wierd because she is strange but ugly why.)to be hot but as we all know looking good and wearing the right close changes your personality and turns you into a dick.
-people that hate each other fall in love.
-and guns never jam or break
 

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All men who work in the computer department are complete and total nerds that still live with their moms, have no social skills what so ever and have bad haircuts. If they are female they will wear glasses and be in love with the male protagonist.

All encryption, no matter what level, can be broken in about 15 seconds with a few short commands typed into the keyboard OR 2 clicks on a mouse.

No computer runs Mac OS, Windows, or Unix variations. If they do its a version that has never been seen before or ever been available to the general public.

Guns in the hands of the bad guys are wildly inaccurate even at point blank range. However the same gun held by the hero can be shot behind the back, upside down, blindfolded while underwater in outer space with astonishing accuracy.
 

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People show how good they are at playing video games by randomly hitting the buttons on the controller.

Using the A/X button to fire... Despite the fact that the R trigger as been the default button(?) for doing that for a while now.

Using N64 controllers to play a PS2/Xbox game (40 Year old virgin, I'm looking at you).

Talking about reaching an high score... While playing games that don't have a score meeter.

Talking about being on level 3 when they are on level 1.

Playing on a console that isn't plugged in.

Playing on a retro console that is no longer commonly played... While playing modern games.

Playing a console exclusive... On the wrong console...

This list could go on and on and on.