Helicopters don't really do anything except explode
NEVER say, "I'll be right back." or you won't be
NEVER say, "I'll be right back." or you won't be
Things that Hollywood have taught us.
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If your from Ireland your either ex-IRA or part of the New-IRA... And you hate the British... And your also a complete drunk.
If your from Scotland, your fat, wear a kilt, play bag pipes, constantly drunk... And hate the English.
If your Welsh... Your English.
If your English... Then your either Evil, snobby, rich or Roman/Greek... or any other famous historical nationality.
If your from the far north of England... Your Scottish or Irish.
If your from Scotland, your fat, wear a kilt, play bag pipes, constantly drunk... And hate the English.
If your Welsh... Your English.
If your English... Then your either Evil, snobby, rich or Roman/Greek... or any other famous historical nationality.
If your from the far north of England... Your Scottish or Irish.
Stealing a car is very easy.
No-one other than you and your companions speak while in a crowded area.
The black guy will die first.
If you're team is down at half-time, a rousing speech by the coach and using each team members individual skills will help you win by the smallest of margins, right before full-time.
Evil is dumb, and every evil person will be defeated by the good guys, even if the bad guys are superior in every way.
All people are sexy, except for people who are intentionally not sexy, like the geek or the fat girl.
If you have a name and a face, you will survive longer than the faceless, nameless mooks.
No-one other than you and your companions speak while in a crowded area.
The black guy will die first.
If you're team is down at half-time, a rousing speech by the coach and using each team members individual skills will help you win by the smallest of margins, right before full-time.
Evil is dumb, and every evil person will be defeated by the good guys, even if the bad guys are superior in every way.
All people are sexy, except for people who are intentionally not sexy, like the geek or the fat girl.
If you have a name and a face, you will survive longer than the faceless, nameless mooks.
If you want to stay alive, stay away from the main character. Everyone around him will die in a horrible manner.
Never say anything along the lines of "You're dead!" because more often than not, "they" won't be, but you will.
If you look at a building and think it would look cool if it blew up, stay away from it. Matter of fact, the safest place to go is the place that would look completely lame if it blew up, like a shed.
Never say anything along the lines of "You're dead!" because more often than not, "they" won't be, but you will.
If you look at a building and think it would look cool if it blew up, stay away from it. Matter of fact, the safest place to go is the place that would look completely lame if it blew up, like a shed.
You will survive that 100 foot jump off the bridge.
If you drive fast and recklessly you will always be safe.
It is possible to fire an RPG accurately from a moving car.
Hot brass running down the back of your shirt is no problem whatsoever.
If you drive fast and recklessly you will always be safe.
It is possible to fire an RPG accurately from a moving car.
Hot brass running down the back of your shirt is no problem whatsoever.
No matter what, the biggest badass in the room can take a grazing shot unflinching. However when the love interest goes in to clean and bandage the wound, the biggest bad-ass in the wound will flinch at her delicate touch.
No prior training or certification is required to operate heavy machinery or any sort of vehicle at all.
No matter how poor the main character, they will always be able to afford the bare essentials be it gas, beer, food, etc...
Male leads almost never need to woo a love interest. They are almost always able to bed the love interest within a few days. This is especially common in action films. It seems the only people who need to work at relationships are the male leads in romantic dramas or romantic comedies
Most cars in Hollywood will never run out of gas and very rarely will they need to be gassed up.
Police officers and Sargent's almost always die three days before retirement
No prior training or certification is required to operate heavy machinery or any sort of vehicle at all.
No matter how poor the main character, they will always be able to afford the bare essentials be it gas, beer, food, etc...
Male leads almost never need to woo a love interest. They are almost always able to bed the love interest within a few days. This is especially common in action films. It seems the only people who need to work at relationships are the male leads in romantic dramas or romantic comedies
Most cars in Hollywood will never run out of gas and very rarely will they need to be gassed up.
Police officers and Sargent's almost always die three days before retirement
This and the nice guy always get's the girl, unless this is one of them ironic hipster filmsPhenom828 said:
People act like blocks of wood in real life.
If you're a grunt of a major villain, you're probably mute and are going to die.
If you're a grunt of a major villain, you're probably mute and are going to die.
Shooting someone's limb is an appropriate way to stop and disable them for questioning.
Single hand wielding an assault rifle is an efficient time saver and multi-tasking technique.
For the protagonist to beat the previously unbeatable he just has to decide he's not gonna take it anymore.
The necessary tools/equipment/elements are always handy for all your problem solving needs.
Single hand wielding an assault rifle is an efficient time saver and multi-tasking technique.
For the protagonist to beat the previously unbeatable he just has to decide he's not gonna take it anymore.
The necessary tools/equipment/elements are always handy for all your problem solving needs.
Don't forget the black guys!Gigaguy64 said:
...Well the new House on Haunted Hill shredded that one but whatever.