Things you believed all your life that turned out to be wrong.

[mokes310]

I used to believe that math was a useful skill in the working world...then I got there and found out that unless you're an accountant, it's pretty much useless.

 

[omega 616]

The cake .... You thought I was going to say it, didn't you?

There were 365 days in a year and 24 hours in a day, both wrong.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I used to believe that math was a useful skill in the working world...then I got there and found out that unless you're an accountant, it's pretty much useless.

THIS! Being pre med, I love to hear the proffesors tell me that it will be usefull to me in a hospital. I work in a hospital, it isin't, at all.

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

That human beings are intelligent.

 

[Mad World]

God.

Oh wait, I never believed

That doesn't mean that He doesn't exist.

Anyway, I used to believe that police and their cruisers sat behind hills, trees and whatnot, waiting for people to speed by and then catching them. I used to believe that police caught every single speeder on the road.

Edit: changed my example to a more interesting one. xD

 

[LordoftheShy]

That if you're nice to people, they'll be nice to you back

 

[Roxas1359]

God.

Oh wait, I never believed

That doesn't mean that He doesn't exist.

Anyway, I used to believe that Santa was the one who brought me presents.

In my heart it is Santa who brings my gifts.

 

[hearty0]

Well I have a strange habit of pronouncing words I haven't heard aloud or didn't make the connection(even though I know they both meant the same thing) in VERY odd ways sometime even for clear words like gratuitous(or gra-chu-us during the development of Gratuitous Space Battles).

Here are some of the ones I can remember:
Ankh(A-nuk)(in this case I knew what word it was, it just always came out like that... until that day I said it in history -_-)
whore(only because I was being goofy and wanted to try and work the w in some how, also during school but only one of my friends could hear me luckily)

There are a bunch of other ones I can't think of, but I hear almost all of them before saying it to someone so I rarely get caught saying the wrong thing. =-)

 

[kalakashi]

That I'm a good person...
Na, kidding, I'm not too bad.

That life is long. Faaaaackin hell, I'm 17 and it's speeding by! And all I've heard is that it gets faster and faster!!

 

[KdS_22]

I used to believe that I could figure out pretty much everyone (motivations, actions, thought processes, etc). Then I got into college and learned that you just can't understand some people.

 

[Julianking93]

Christianity.

Oh wait, I never believed that.

Oh snap!

 

[Shamgarr]

For awhile I thought Texas wasn't part of the US.

Boy did I fell so retarded when I found out the truth.

Haha I'm from Texas, and we like to think of ourselves as from our own country, so don't lump us in with the rest of America.

 

[Mad World]

God.

Oh wait, I never believed

That doesn't mean that He doesn't exist.

Anyway, I used to believe that Santa was the one who brought me presents.

In my heart it is Santa who brings my gifts.

Me, too, my friend... me, too.

Christianity.

Oh wait, I never believed that.

Oh snap!

You've already been beaten to it.

If people could stop attacking other people's beliefs, that would be great.

 

[Aerodynamic]

God.

No Offense to anyone who believes.

 

[ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease]

Parents could admit they can be wrong. It's like "Why can't you accept any other opinion! Do you even f****n respect me!

 

[Mrsoupcup]

I used to enjoy Sonic the hedgehog...... I even respected Sonic Team....

 

[Kuchinawa212]

For the longest time I though the peices of lead jammed in me were going to work there way out by now...but nope! Still stuck in there