Things you believed all your life that turned out to be wrong.

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TheNumber1Zero

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I thought that it was actually the 70's when That 70's show was running
I used to think that The Shadow was actually running

I really needed a calender when I was a kid.
 

TheFacelessOne

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I used to think that episodes of TV sitcoms were recorded like the week before, but I always found one problem: The opening of most sitcoms had scenes from different episodes not seen yet, so I was wondering how the hell they did that.
 

Aesir23

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Vault boy Eddie said:
AkJay said:
I used to think Pluto was a planet.
We all did brother, we all did. It turned out to be one big fat LIE!
Elementary schools are full of lies. They teach you things, and then you find out in your adult life that none of it is true! O_O
 

Chewster

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I used to think all rap was terrible, that gays were out to convert me and that I was a special snowflake.

Why I once thought all of this to be true, I'm not entirely sure.
 

Griphphin

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Up until I was six, Alaska was nearly as big as the entire east half of the U.S. Stupid maps and their scaled drawing :mad:
 

Enigmers

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When I was really young I thought that your tongue was nailed to the back of your throat and if you put your finger in deep enough you could feel the heads of the nails.

No idea why.
 

oppp7

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I love how when these threads come up I can never remember something to say, despite having numerous examples.
If it counts, I didn't know about the Cold War until a few years ago. But there was a better one than that...
 

TJF588

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Pyromaniac1337 said:
Bolded parts are the reasons I try not to get into theocratic debates with Atheists unless I know that they've done the research.
Well, I got an OH SHI- from this section [http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/false_prophets/dt13_01.html] of a LEGO rendition of the Bible, in that it pretty much pegs Christianity as wrong from the Old Testament standpoint (aside: light grey text is stuff he put in the pic; actual Biblical quotes are in black).

On a personal note, the Bible can be fucked. up., especially in the OT (marrying the rapist who impregnated you [http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/rape/dt22_29b.html]), though the NT has its own insensitivities (presuming what awl teh Joos sez boot Xianiteez [http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_life_of_jesus/how_the_jews_tell_it/mt28_15.html]) and apparently upholds the batshittery rules of The Law [http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_teachings_of_jesus/on_the_law_of_moses/mt05_17.html]. Of course, disagreeing with any of this and going with what I feel is sound & sane (or at least rubs me well) pretty much auto-damns me [http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/following_your_own_moral_compass/dt29_19.html], it's easier to cast it away as old bunk.

Now, after such inflammatory language, feel free to tell me if any of that's being taken too literally (particularly, every other thing Jesus says seems to come with the "He's saying it to make a point later," condition) or out of context, but the Bible, to me, is just another flawed carryover from earlier times. Sure, there's good points in there, and I wouldn't be surprised if whoever wrote it had a good sense of human natures that effected/affected what was put in (and, depending on how sciencey it would be to discuss it today, whether such inclusions were straightforward about their purposes), but there's too much "lol, no." in there for me to condone the whole damn thing.

And a call out to all Jews and Christians: For your God's sake, the Second Commandment has to be one of the. easiest. rules. any deity ever gave its people ever.. Heck, just use Jeebus or, if you wanna be technical, "Gah", but if you love your God and recognize "God" as its name, then why sling it around as if it's less than the word "damn" in severity (which, ironically, if the weakest of cuss words in riling someone up, while technically being the worst of the lot). I avoid using it often enough (and have now gotten to spouting "secondcommandent" whenever I catch my family members, all Christian, letting it slip), and I don't even adhere to the faith anymore; my line of reasoning is why should I bother bringing anyone's God into things? "Oh my god," itself evokes the likeness of some airhead self-endowed, so why would I get myself more pissed in using even a part of that (though I do/will say, "Godammit" has the right kinda noises for vocalizing pissed-off-ness, part of the reason "fuck" is such an optimal word for that purpose).

Whoa-ho, way too much text, and only feeding the fire, but, eh, I don't post on enough threads, so this one'll have to suffer. Let's see if I can find a scrap of on-topic salvation for this spiel... Eh, this'll do, I guess: I thought Scar's saying "I was the first in line, until the little hairball was born," meant that he was physically up front to see Simba, then turn-faced when the royal ball was brought forth, essentially disrespecting and cold-shouldering(?) the presentation. I get the joke now, but I still like that interp.
 

TJF588

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shewolf51 said:
Elementary schools are full of lies. They teach you things, and then you find out in your adult like that none of it is true! O_O
RELEVANT! [http://www.cracked.com/article_16101_the-5-most-ridiculous-lies-you-were-taught-in-history-class.html]

Enigmers said:
When I was really young I thought that your tongue was nailed to the back of your throat and if you put your finger in deep enough you could feel the heads of the nails.

No idea why.
Well, there's really big tastebuds (that is what those are, right? right!?) back there, so those could feel like nail heads, eh? (Apparently Opera doesn't feel "tastebuds" is a valid word; well eat it, Opera!)
 

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Furburt said:
I used to think I was a total genius, and everyone was below me.

Ha! I'm average at best, probably below. I suck at exams, and I can't expand on opinions to save my life.

I think I'm probably better off without those pretensions.
At least you've got the balls to admit it.
 

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keybird said:
God.

Oh wait, I never believed
Yeah, atheists like to think they were smarter than the mases their whole life. I doubt you were born faithless. Not meant to flame you though, just calling you out.

OP I used to believe that maxipads were simply diapers for women who can't hold it in until I learned the horrifying truth. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.
 

Assassin Xaero

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For a while, I just kind of believe the story of the Trojan Horse, Troy, etc. without really thinking about whether it really did happen or not. Then, after I actually started to think about it, it did seem a little out there, so I looked it up and did find out it was just a story. I know other people have already said this, but I felt the same way with that story as I did about religion. Kinda of just accepted God and all that stuff without even thinking, then when I did think it seemed completely illogical and unlikely.
 

FlyAwayAutumn

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You know how there's a washington in the upper left hand of our country (U.S) and there's a washington D.C to the right? Well I thought the washington in the upper left was the capital and D.C was some rip-off... yea then someone told me I was wrong and I felt REALLY stupid.
 

Assassin Xaero

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Mad World said:
If people could stop attacking other people's beliefs, that would be great.
Seriously? Saying that they don't believe in God or Christianity is in no way attacking anyone's beliefs. If it is, then I could say that people are attacking my beliefs if they believe in Christianity, God, religion, etc.