Things you believed all your life that turned out to be wrong.
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That you can't get pregnant from oral sex.
...or, rather, that someone able to be pregnant can't get pregnant from orally sexing someone who can get someone who can get pregnant pregnant.
Whatever, LINK: http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/can-you-get-pregnant-oral-sex-one-out-zillion-chances-yes-more-you-know
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...or, rather, that someone able to be pregnant can't get pregnant from orally sexing someone who can get someone who can get pregnant pregnant.
Whatever, LINK: http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/can-you-get-pregnant-oral-sex-one-out-zillion-chances-yes-more-you-know
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This for Seymour Guado, though my friend picked up on it instantly. Aside from Pokémon, the only RPGs I'd played were the Golden Sun games, so I wasn't apt to the clichés. It kinda saddens me, though, that he could I.D. that so quickly; I was expecting (or at least reasoned, I guess) that it would be one of this intentional misguidings, but no, by the book.Internet Kraken said:
It's not a lie...these scientists are just racist against pluto because he doesnt act like all the other planets in the solar system. It's been a planet for gods know how many decades. I feel its earned the right to still be called one reguardless of size of orbit.Vault boy Eddie said:
I used to believe that all Americans were Christian, and that I was the only person in the states who didn't understand why God was invisible. Also why, if you were all-powerful and going to create something, would you shape it in your own damn image?? I'm not here to debate Christianity, just saying I used to think everybody bought it, that's all.
The new planetary body definition is in debate, and will likely be overturned within a few decades. [http://news.discovery.com/space/planet-definition-doesnt-apply-beyond-the-solar-system.html]Vault boy Eddie said:
Well for a while it wasn't part of US, so u weren't that far off... It's better than Nebraska, anyway.
Suppressors quiet pistol calibers far more efficiently than rifle calibers. Sniper rifle suppressors are less about noise and more about muzzle flash, as the rifle is to be intended to be used at long range, where the noise is simply "in that direction."
Maybe they walked into there mother's room one morning and saw Pluto sexing up there mothers and eating there Lucky Charms.jasoncyrus said:
Actually if you take the context of the question correctly, what the actually accusation is not infact believing in god is wrong, but the fact that you are believing in a (as yet unproven to exist) fictional character created in a (as far unproven to be true) fictional book written by a bunch of over enthusiastic cult leaders. (thats what all religions that say you can only be that religion, start off as).Pyromaniac1337 said:
It's like believing in Santa (although in actually santa HAS been proven to exist in the past)
I never understood how saying you don't like something or you don't like to partake in something offends one, We choose what we believe in, no matter what we do it doesn't affect others who do like that certain in anyway.Pyromaniac1337 said:
All three times, it's the same homophone, and all three times you got it wrong. Siding with one kind in the hopes of nailing it did not pay off for you.Vault boy Eddie said:
Ah, here's one: Assuming people pronounce the "l" in "salmon". It sounds too stupid that way, though, so I'll still try to work it in, the few times I say it, though I try to destress(?) it as much as I can. I also try to work in the "dn" blend in "Wednesday". Oh, and "pimiento", I've just heard it as "pimento", and only upon reading it on an Oscar Meyer package did I notice that "i"; that'll be a bit difficult to break myself from, but, eh, it's a gradual process, only so many words at a time.
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Except when you're voting on something morally divisive. Proposition 8, anyone? (Was that California's, or my local Florida's that was "8"?) Then there's dealing with people who exercise their beliefs onto you or your environment, and it's only more dangerous the more fanatical the person is, as some stances just don't properly allow for the contrary to be tolerated; this extends beyond labeled religion, mind.Aerodynamic said:
Damn I just noticed. Living such a big period of my life in Puerto Rico has ruined my writing in englishTJF588 said:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ninja'd. But I still second this.AkJay said:
Also that humanity isn't that bad. But Over the past few years, as I have gotten older... Boy was I wrong.
You sir predicted the future and it came to be. You will now tell me the lotto numbers or I will eat your heart to absorb your superpowers!ProfessorLayton said:
We really can't prove whats right or whats wrong in this case, Deeply sorry if I offended you, But I never found religion right on my terms, On your terms however it may be a completely different story.Pyromaniac1337 said:
It may come as a surprise to you, but most atheists have done more research than your average theist. There are separate issues that need to be addressed, in order:Pyromaniac1337 said:
1. Was there a person by the name of Yeshua bin Yusef living in approximately 1 CE? (Probably, but that's because Yeshua and Yusef were very common names.)
2. Was this person recognized as a prophet at the time? (Possibly. Then again, there were hundreds, if not thousands, of "prophets" at that time.)
3. Did this person perform miracles? (Almost certainly not.)
4. Was this person the son of the Abrahamic deity? (The Abrahamic deity would have to exist, first, so probably not.)
You may find the history of the Essenes enlightening. Apparently, the name "Jesus" is a corruption of "Joshua" (as in the prophet); the Essenes believed their "Teacher of Righteousness" was the successor of Joshua. Add a few hundred years and some oral history, et voilà, you have the story of Jesus.
