Things you just "DON'T" do........

[D Erdrick]

Don't cross the streams HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THAT ONE?

And when someone asks if you're a god, you say "yes"!

You don't even look at, let alone go near anything Lovecraftian or Geiger-esque, especially derelict spacecraft.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Don't cross the streams HOW HAS NO ONE MENTIONED THAT ONE?

And when someone asks if you're a god, you say "yes"!

Are you the gatekeeper?

 

[Con Carne]

I gotta go with Movie Bob on this one.
You never F#@$ with Mel Gibson's loved ones in any of his movies lol.

 

[Lazarus Long]

You don't:
1 - Tug on Superman's cape
2 - Spit into the wind
3 - Pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
4 - Mess around with Jim

Alternatively, for those not quite as old as I:
Never:
1 - Give you up
2 - Let you down
3 - Run around
4 - Desert you

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Don't ever, EVER hijack Harrison Ford's plane.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Don't ever, EVER hijack Harrison Ford's plane.

Or rob his bank.

 

[W00ty32]

I've learned that the butt of my gun is more effective at killing than the bullets in the gun. All they are useful for is killing at range.

 

[Sir Rammington Steel]

Don't ever, EVER hijack Harrison Ford's plane.

Or rob his bank.

Or be Natzi around him.

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Don't ever, EVER hijack Harrison Ford's plane.

Or rob his bank.

Or be Natzi around him.

Or challenge him to a sword fight.

 

[Sir Rammington Steel]

Don't ever, EVER hijack Harrison Ford's plane.

Or rob his bank.

Or be Natzi around him.

Or challenge him to a sword fight.

Or not shoot first

 

[SlowShootinPete]

Don't ever, EVER hijack Harrison Ford's plane.

Or rob his bank.

Or be Natzi around him.

Or challenge him to a sword fight.

Or not shoot first

Or order him around, Your Worshipfulness.

 

[Trivun]

You do NOT fuck with the Irish. You just don't, okay?

Mess around with an Irish guy and he'll fulfill the 'drunken Irish' stereotype and down a bottle of whisky before mercilessly beating you to a pulp. And you don't mess with an Irish girl unless you want me to come after you.

[small]I can make your nightmares come true...[/small]

 

[internetzealot1]

You can't go around shooting people in the dick.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Basement. Don't go there.

 

[Seef]

Don't tug on Supernam's cape.
Don't spit into the wind.
Don't pull the mask off the Lone Ranger.
And don't you mess with me!

Also, nevah evah, eveah evah, put watah, in a Habitant soup.

 

[kaziard]

Do not take the bunny out of the box.

Put...the bunneh...back in the bawx

OT you dont make banner angry

 

[DividedUnity]

You do NOT fuck with the Irish. You just don't, okay?

Mess around with an Irish guy and he'll fulfill the 'drunken Irish' stereotype and down a bottle of whisky before mercilessly beating you to a pulp. And you don't mess with an Irish girl unless you want me to come after you.

[small]I can make your nightmares come true...[/small]

Eh no? That doesnt happen. It just ends up calling each other a ballbag and insulting each mothers. Also if someone was to down a whole bottle of whiskey id say itd be pretty easy to best him in a fight no matter how much drink most irishmen claim they can take hahaha

[small]...with a kiss from me to you?[/small]

 

[Phase_9]

You never, ever fuck with Eric Cartman.

 

[Threx]

You just DON'T stare at another mans girlfriend.