Things you wish movies would stop doing

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thublihnk

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So many of these are dramatic conventions that exist for reasons that have been explained away by someone on Cracked or TVtropes and let me tell you guys something: 90 percent of these, if done away with completely, would make for movies so fucking shitty you wouldn't even believe it. I'm talking about a world where Transformers: ROTF would get an Oscar.

And people who whine about reboots? You're wrong. You're so very wrong. Reboots can be fantastic things when done correctly and if you paid attention you'd know that. There's nothing wrong with a cover song, and that's all a 'reboot' is. It's a cover song.
 

Kaboose the Moose

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Okysho said:
Someone paid a visit to cracked.com didn't they?
I have ready their various articles, yes. Alas however, I was inspired to write this after a binge movie session that involved all the Die Hard movies and that expendable movie..called Expendables.

Four bottles of Bundaberg Rum later...
 

ajemas

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You have 10 seconds to name a film without any romantic sub-plot or love interest! Hard, isn't it? Why does every movie have to have a tacked on romance in it. We could spend a lot more time focusing on the story and characters, or even just explosions, if all of the love scenes were cut out. I'm not saying that love stories can't have them, but just make sure that they belong.
 

forsinain42

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'STOP PLAYING AROUND, THIS IS REAL LIFE.'
No it isn't, it's a movie and you have just killed the immersion. Ta.

Also, when ANYONE plays a game in a movie its always manically with lots of controller waving. Really annoying.
 

Kaboose the Moose

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ajemas said:
You have 10 seconds to name a film without any romantic sub-plot or love interest! Hard, isn't it? Why does every movie have to have a tacked on romance in it. We could spend a lot more time focusing on the story and characters, or even just explosions, if all of the love scenes were cut out. I'm not saying that love stories can't have them, but just make sure that they belong.
Pan's Labyrinth..that took a disturbingly long time.
 

thublihnk

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forsinain42 said:
'STOP PLAYING AROUND, THIS IS REAL LIFE.'
No it isn't, it's a movie and you have just killed the immersion. Ta.

Also, when ANYONE plays a game in a movie its always manically with lots of controller waving. Really annoying.
I gotta admit, that first one always gets me. Always makes me laugh.

Also, didn't you know? All movies with video games take place in a world where the Wii is the only console.
 

Roxor

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Let's just ban Hollywood from using anything which has been complained about in this thread for the next five, maybe ten, years. Maybe they'll actually get creative for once.
 

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Rofl Harris said:
Immaculately white teeth. Soldiers in war zones who are covered from head to toe in shit and blood, but have still had time between rations to have laser teeth whitening.
This is an ongoing pet peeve of mine, especially on TV. The worst are homeless people and drug addicts who look like they've got a car's worth of dental work in their mouth. In general I hate the whole capped, bleached, porcelain obsession.
 

Jacob Haggarty

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OBLIGATORY LOVE INTEREST.

Anyone remember the Hitman movie? That shit was awful, mostly because of the FUCKING LOVE INTEREST. Agent 47 + love = does not compute.
This has got to be the first thing i agree with on these forums. WHY does everything have to have a slap up love interest thrown in? Its come to the point where i think that i may be having problems with love in general, because eveytime i see something like this, i turn it off or mute it.

Most recent of which has to be assassins creed brotherhood. Desmond and Lucy. It was so cliche: They dont like each other, they make make "witty" remarks about each other, they make friends, they therefore MUST end up in some sort of relationship... which is why i applaud ubisoft from stearing WELL clear of it. It was a nice little move, akin to swiping a £5 note out from the hand of someone saying "GOTCHA!", but this time they replace the £5 with a £50.

Well done ubisoft.
 

Captain Booyah

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Shoehorning a crappy romantic subplot into absolutely any movie, no matter how stupid it is and even if it makes no freaking sense whatsoever. Seriously, it's almost patronizing, like people can't watch any movie unless a relationship is going to come out of it. It's an unbelievably cheap device, and even worse, you can always see it coming: some hot chick strolls onto screen, or some hot guy accidentally bumps into a woman, and BAM -- cliched romance ahoy.

It's everywhere, but a good example I can think of is Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes last year. There was literally no reason for Holmes to want to do the horizontal tango with Irene Adler (and vice versa) other than to cram in some romance, because oh no! The movie wouldn't have had any otherwise. That really ruined the whole thing for me.
 

diebane

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Scenes that repeat themselves. The only example I can think of right now is when the elves and dwarfes have an argument about who gets the ring, and Frodo looks at it a couple of times and each time the reflection of the same dwarf doing the same movements is seen.

Pretty sure I've seen this in a couple of movies, not just LOTR.

mfG diebane
 

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Kaboose the Moose said:
You've been reading your "cracked" haven't you.

OT: The action sequel where the main character who was likable in the first one is now feeling old, but by the end of the movie has solved his problem. In the sequels, they will never mention the "character feeling too old" story.
 

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I don't expect movies to be completely realistic. I like suspending my disbelief for the sake of something looking cool but there are some things that just make no sense. Furthermore, you find that, on top of being completely stupid, these tropes are in every single movie.

The three major ones for me:


Cocking a gun to intimidate someone

So the bad guy has his gun to someone's head, trying to get him to talk. Dude won't talk, so the bad guy cocks his gun. Oooh, dramatic

But think about it. It either means that:

1) The gun wasn't ready to fire before, thus the earlier threats had no real weight behind them, or

2) The gun was ready to fire before, thus the action is completely redundant (it's even sillier when they "pump" a shotgun to show that "shit is going to go down" because that just ejects the shell..a perfectly good shell)

So what's the point? I get that there's the intimidation factor, but come on, if the dude isn't already intimidated with a gun in his face, cocking it isn't gonna do much.

Worse than when it's being used to intimidate is when the person had every intention of firing and only waited to cock the gun at the last moment to look cool.

But even if you want to ignore how stupid it is, it's still completely played out. It seems like every movie or TV show that involves guns does it at some point. It may have been dramatic once, but its done to death.


Knocking people unconscious with a hit to the head

Do you know what happens when people get blunt force trauma to the head? The cerebral cortex can become bruised - contused, axonal injury due to stretching can occure, or in the worse case, they can die.

Oh, but not in movie world. Get hit on the head and you just take a nice little nap. Every time, because nobody ever swings hard enough to kill or soft enough to do nothing. And after you wake up, the only lingering health problem is a bit of a headache.

And again, this is something that happens all the time. Often several times in one movie.


Shooting things makes them explode

Mythbusters ruined this one for me.

It doesn't matter if you have a barrel full of gasoline. Shooting it isn't going to make it ignite. A bullet is a small piece of metal going really fast. There is no fire involved past the firing process. It won't ignite anything. Maybe, maybe, there's a slim chance that it could spark and that spark will cause ignition, but that's unlikely at best. You can't shoot something combustible and reliably expect it to explode.

For a long time I have been willing to suspend my disbelief far enough to allow for the big fiery movie explosions over realistic explosions because they're cooler to watch, but the time has come now. I cannot idly watch as commonsense takes a back seat with Hollywood action movies. If it has to be an unrealistic explosion, at least come up with better ways to deliver it.


Yes, I know it makes me a total nerd to be faffing about with trivial things like these, but I don't care. Any time I see any of these three things, it makes my left eye twitch. Oh and don't even get me started with turning every production into 3-fecking-D. Life is already in 3D, if you can't be arsed to put some realism into your explosions then don't add "realism" via 3D and have me fork out more money and spend 120mins wearing goggles that nap on the bridge of my nose.

Are/is there any similar things that you experience in movies that you have gotten irked about?
Finally some one said what HAD to be said, thats why movies suck No creativity.
 

ReservoirAngel

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Throwing in totally fucking arbitrary action sequences.

I'm looking at YOU Michael Bay! The Island is my favourite example of this. It had such an amazing idea behind it, but then got forced to drink lead paint and retard itself towards the 3rd act by the pointless inclusion of the random excessive car chase sequence when it just didn't need it all.
 

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sgwee said:
or if you do, choose good ones. like pixar, whats up with an open season two, and a monsters inc 2, wheres my Incredibles two!
Incredibles was Dreamworks, I believe.

OT:The painfully awkward, shoehorned romance.