Think of (an) unconventional/unorthodox/unusual super power(s).

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forgetaboutme

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The ability to eat an unusual amount of cake.

The ability to smell a slightly ripe orange from a mile away.
 

BlazeTheVampire

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PedroSteckecilo said:
The ability to control elevators! You could hold Wallstreet hostage!
Umm... couldn't you just snip a couple wires? I mean why waste a perfectly good supernatural ability? lol
 

SteinFaust

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infinite respawns on every other tuesday.

the ability to use usb devices by plugging them into my forearm, and then download their abilities. i could then play itunes by opening my mouth like a speaker.

the ability to force people to make turn-based movements for a week, every other week.

the ability to give people HUDs with entirely incorrect information (1/100HP, poisoned, HIDEO-hideo, insert coins to continue)

the ability to make people hear nothing but the annoying arcade voice "RELOAD" and when they try to talk it repeats like when you try to shoot "RE-RE-RE-RE-RELOAD-RE-RE-LOAD"

the ability to change between 1st person and 3rd person cameras.

Rumble Controller boxer shorts (nuff said about that).

falcon punch, but instead of fire, its a falcon made of duct tape.

the ability to moderate people. (edit 'posts', delete account etc)

the ability to designate people as NPCs. (when i become a regular at a store, it's just so awkward to find new conversation topics, it's just easier this way)

the ability to alter taxes (raise, lower, embezzle, remove,...)
 

PedroSteckecilo

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BlazeTheVampire said:
PedroSteckecilo said:
The ability to control elevators! You could hold Wallstreet hostage!
Umm... couldn't you just snip a couple wires? I mean why waste a perfectly good supernatural ability? lol
Because wires can be replaced, this way, you wait until 7:58am when a whole bunch of people are in elevators going to work and then you make them ALL stop between floors, and when they call the firefighters to rescue them, you move the elevator around to keep them from being rescued. I think it'd be awesome.
 

AlissaX70

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The super power of speed reading!
Oh yes. I'll have the bad guys locked up faster than it'll take me to read the morning paper.
 

Zomni42

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The ability to completely nullify other's super powers, regardless of orthadoxity... i'll side with Wgreer25... ALL SHALL HAVE COCACOLA
 

meatloaf231

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The power to make pretty much anything into a milkshake of that object's flavor instantly.

That tree over there? BAM. Milkshake.
 

SteinFaust

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the ability to turn people into overused and hacky game sprites. then i'll watch the flaming ensue!

to force people to do Carmeladansen[sp?] anytime i hand them a writing instrument.
 

SteinFaust

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AlissaX70 said:
SteinFaust said:
to force people to do Carmeladansen[sp?] anytime i hand them a writing instrument.
You're EVIL! EVIL I SAY!
*smile, exaggerated shrug* eh, what can i say? it's funny! annoying, yes, but funny.
now, who would like a sharpie? huh? come onnnnnn, you know you want one.
 

SteinFaust

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the ability to turn everybody's hands into sea urchins. haHA! tell me what you'd do in the bathroom NOW? hahaha you're all boned!
 

MK-Smash

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The ability to change my iris into any color i wish.

The power to see, not hear, what another person is thinking, and to represent their mind in a visual way.

The power to make Nintendo give a shit.
 

SteinFaust

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MK-Smash said:
The power to make Nintendo give a shit.
here's hoping, but this is unconventional superpowers, not the unbending, miraculous powers of a thousand Gods lol.
 

Zombie_King

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Anarchemitis said:
The ability to make Zeppelins appear to distract people. May have advertisements on the side, if you so wish. (Note: Zeppelins, not blimps.)
What kind of Zeppelin? A Led Zeppelin???

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SteinFaust said:
here's hoping, but this is unconventional superpowers, not the unbending, miraculous powers of a thousand Gods lol
How the fock do you have a 300 post count? You joined two days ago!
 

SteinFaust

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Zombie_King said:
SteinFaust said:
here's hoping, but this is unconventional superpowers, not the unbending, miraculous powers of a thousand Gods lol
How the fock do you have a 300 post count? You joined two days ago!
heheh, i joined june 30th. but yeah i do post a lot, because i have a computer at my desk, and it has a MUCH better connect than my 48kbps at home, therefore i can post, ninja and repeat a whole lot better than i could at home. ^_^
 

jebussaves88

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To wear a fedora and not look like a tit.
To handshake people into the next dimension.
To be able to possess John Malkovich
To sit through Meet the Spartans