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nativebelle said:
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Catch-22 made no sense to me. I have to write a damn timed essay about it in 4 days time too, so shows my preparation...

I kid, I kid, I know nobody understood that book.

Still kidding, I understand it fine.
To be fair, the bits in catch 22 which make the least sense are the best. Chapter 3 with Orr talking about his apple cheeks and the whore is one of the best parts of any book ever.

I wish I had to write an essay about Catch 22
I actually enjoyed writing the essay. I'm just not looking forward to writing out all 1500 words in an hour.
 

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justhereforthemoney said:
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best scene ever is when he's fucking and shooting at the same time... Epic.
What movie is this from?

OT: Alice in Wonderland did not make any sense until I discovered that the guy who wrote it was on drugs.
Shoot'em up.
 

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chris11246 said:
Have you ever read a book, seen a movie, or played a game where the story made absolutely no sense. I watched this one movie that my dad found in a bin of $5 movies in a store and all I can tell you about the story is that there were guys skiing and I'm pretty sure there was a race involved and I just remember thinking this has to make sense eventually but it didn't.

Have you ever just kept watching, reading, or playing something thinking it has to make sense eventually?
The Twilight series. I want those three days back.
 

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Well there's this game called Modern Warfare 2...

If that game had writers they all must have been incapacitated or semi-so throughout the course of the game's development. Either that or they were farm animals or were intellectually equivalent to a farm animal.
 

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Captain Pancake said:
nativebelle said:
Captain Pancake said:
Catch-22 made no sense to me. I have to write a damn timed essay about it in 4 days time too, so shows my preparation...

I kid, I kid, I know nobody understood that book.

Still kidding, I understand it fine.
To be fair, the bits in catch 22 which make the least sense are the best. Chapter 3 with Orr talking about his apple cheeks and the whore is one of the best parts of any book ever.

I wish I had to write an essay about Catch 22
I actually enjoyed writing the essay. I'm just not looking forward to writing out all 1500 words in an hour.
I'll pretend to be you, no? I've got super fast robot arms and an obsessive love for Yossarian...
 

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a japanese film called Casshern. After it finished i was the most confused i have probably ever been
I'll agree with that. It looked fucking awesome but it makes as much sense as my donut eating bat detector gun... Good film though, oh and it was Korean not Japanese...

My answer goes to the sublimely non-sensical Hitchhikers gudie to the galaxy... It's one of those rare films that thought having an obvious plot was completely optional yet it gets away with it because it's so damn good. Sum up the plot in a sentence, I dare you...
 

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Lost, it went from a plane crash then jumped to monsters and "others," and time travel and a bunch of numbers. Most of which have no explanation at all.
 

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Dune. I had just read the book, and the movie still made no sense to me. They screwed that one up bigtime.

Also, Blade Runner. I still can't say anything about that movie besides "Wha...?"
 

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A good load of my life was spend reading a series called, Philip Jose Farmer's The Dungeon, which was 6 books long and each one written by a different author.
The idea was quite cool and the first few books so good that I stuck with it till the conclusion.
It was only reading the final book and sentences like "the demon spider was Jaques! But I was god, nothing could defeat my weapon "Carry on by jove" shouted Esmilreda the caterpillar" appeared that I realised I didn't have a bloody clue what the hell was going on anymore!
Obviously the final author went to same writing school as Lewis Carroll. Hell, they probably shared drugs together.
 

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Gildan Bladeborn said:
Mr Smile said:
Shoot em up most awesome messy retarded movie ever

man finds pregnant woman

fire fight

woman dead man left holding baby

goes to brothel to give baby to prostitute

man baby and prostitute go on adventure together

naked fire fight

evil guy trys to kill baby to kill politisoin

fire fight

baby and prostetute go live in a tank

fire fight

man kill politisoin jump out plane

mid-air fire fight

man blows docters face off

man blows evil guys innards out

man prostitute and baby live happily ever after

the end
You left out the part where he kills people with a carrot - words cannot describe how ridiculous (and awesome!) that was.
Aww, I was about to mention that. Best kill EVER.
 

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nativebelle said:
Captain Pancake said:
nativebelle said:
Captain Pancake said:
Catch-22 made no sense to me. I have to write a damn timed essay about it in 4 days time too, so shows my preparation...

I kid, I kid, I know nobody understood that book.

Still kidding, I understand it fine.
To be fair, the bits in catch 22 which make the least sense are the best. Chapter 3 with Orr talking about his apple cheeks and the whore is one of the best parts of any book ever.

I wish I had to write an essay about Catch 22
I actually enjoyed writing the essay. I'm just not looking forward to writing out all 1500 words in an hour.
I'll pretend to be you, no? I've got super fast robot arms and an obsessive love for Yossarian...
Sadly, this is a bridge I should cross myself. Besides, it'll be good to convey the moral dilemma of Nately's whore and the surreal chapter when he tries to find her sister in rome.

And let's not forget "the grand conspiracy of lowery field" right?

Thaius said:
Also, Blade Runner. I still can't say anything about that movie besides "Wha...?"
It's supposed to present what it really means to be human. Since the nexus 6's are almost identical to humans besides emotional responses, they die before they can develop said emotions. The fact that they are being "retired" becomes harder to accept when you see the emotional effect Pris' death has on Roy. He goes into a crazed fury after the death of his love, something a machine wouldn't do.
 

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I'm surprised Donnie Darko hasn't been mentioned, that just left me with a: 'That was awesome and depressing, wtf happened?' It made sense after reading 'The Philosophy of Time Travel' on DDs website.
 

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MGS4. Yeah. I went there.

Otherwise, the Borat and Bruno films seemed to be random plot used loosely to stitch together a load of randomly occuring scenes that make no sense whatsoever but just happen to be pretty hilarious. Pretty retarded films, on the whole. Yet still amazingly awesome...
Damn it! Ninja'd to MGS4.
 

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Jamienra said:
a japanese film called Casshern. After it finished i was the most confused i have probably ever been
^^This. Awesome as the film was the ending became confusing.

magnuslion said:
An anime called fooley cooley. ((FL/CL)) it didnt make any fucking sense. the translation was terrible. maybe I needed to be stoned to watch it or something.
You should read the manga of it. That makes even less sence (but is still awesome).

I think Killer7 is the most confusing thing I've ever seen. Again, it's awesome but after playing through three times it's still as confusing as hell. It's meant to be that way though, it's open for viewer interpretation.
 

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TheMatt said:
best scene ever is when he's fucking and shooting at the same time... Epic.
The essence of manliness =D

All he needs to do now is be riding/fighting a bear at the same time
 

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The part in Under the Dome where Julia Shumway touches the alien box at the end. It made no goddamn sense.

The rest of the book was great though.