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Fenby

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Seriously, watch "Against the Dark" starring everyone's favourite self-obsessed middle aged yank, Steven Segal! The plot makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. It truly has to be seen to comprehend how badly it is written.

Hospital+zombies+a bunch of sub-plots that don't lead anywhere+Steven Segal+a £5 budget makes for fun times, at one point you actually see the cameraman's shadow on a door
 

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Jamienra said:
a japanese film called Casshern. After it finished i was the most confused i have probably ever been
Is that tbhe one that has, like, a giant metal lightning bolt that makes a bunch of evil clones or something?

I seem to remember a giant steam-powered robot, but honestly? I THINK my brain turned off halfway through...
 

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Outlander. A Viking boy is left on the shores of the New World after pissing off his ram-horn-wearing father and grows up among them. Said Vikings return when boy is a man, and man vows to kill Vikings. I felt no attachment to any of the characters.

And the Angels & Demons adaptation. I'm a huge fan of the book, so watching the movie felt like a slap in the face. No Kohler, no hassassin, no sense.

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minority report 2 hours of my life i'll never get back
Uhm. That movie's plot was incredibly simple. Can't say I'm a huge fan, but gotta defend it for it's worth.
Agreed, I found that film to be relatively straightforward.
 

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ravens_nest said:
Jamienra said:
a japanese film called Casshern. After it finished i was the most confused i have probably ever been
I'll agree with that. It looked fucking awesome but it makes as much sense as my donut eating bat detector gun... Good film though, oh and it was Korean not Japanese...

My answer goes to the sublimely non-sensical Hitchhikers gudie to the galaxy... It's one of those rare films that thought having an obvious plot was completely optional yet it gets away with it because it's so damn good. Sum up the plot in a sentence, I dare you...
42
 

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Any anime I ever watched. With the exception of Cowboy Bebop they all made absolutley no sense. I mean I would have to watch them twice to get even a clue what the story was.
 

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Gildan Bladeborn said:
Haunted Serenity said:
The Departed...i could't understand why my mother recomened me to watch it...
Wait... how did that not make sense? Say what you like about The Departed (personally I loved it and was quite happy to see a movie that was actually entertaining win Best Picture again after years or boring arthouse 'message' films winning), but it was hardly difficult to follow. Unless you meant you just didn't like it and can't make sense of why your mother did?
I thought it was a good movie, but the two brothers looked really similar. Thus I got confused. I'd probably be able to follow it if I watched it again.
 

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ravens_nest said:
Jamienra said:
a japanese film called Casshern. After it finished i was the most confused i have probably ever been
I'll agree with that. It looked fucking awesome but it makes as much sense as my donut eating bat detector gun... Good film though, oh and it was Korean not Japanese...

My answer goes to the sublimely non-sensical Hitchhikers gudie to the galaxy... It's one of those rare films that thought having an obvious plot was completely optional yet it gets away with it because it's so damn good. Sum up the plot in a sentence, I dare you...
Man named Arthur Dent meets a woman at a party who he's attracted but who ends up ditching Arthur at a party for an alien later met by Arthur when he barely escapes the planet's destruction with another alien who happens to be a writer for an encyclopedic omnibus called "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" and, after escaping the Vogon (who are a race of bureaucratic, horrible-poet aliens who wouldn't save their mothers from a ravenous beast without forms signed in triplicate) Ship end up being saved again by the aforementioned alien named Zaphod Beeblebrox who also happens to be the president of the galaxy and who has also just stolen an improbability drive-driven ship because nothing in the universe is impossible but highly improbable so that he [Zaphod] can acquire the question to "life, the universe, and everything" which happens to have an answer of 42 because an answer without a question is pointless and, while on this whirl-wind adventure ends up trading one of his two heads for coordinates to this planet which manufactures planets, like earth, and is manned by the alien Slartybartfest (or something like that) who shows them the corporation's different planet designs and explains that the Earth was manufactured and can be made again while it turns out that mice have been running the show and need Arthur in order to finish a billion year question-seeking cycle in order to figure out the question to the answer of "42," and all of this comes to some kind of crazy conclusion when Marvin (I think) ends up shooting the entire Vogon army with a woman-commissioned gun which makes others see things from the shooter's point of which, because Marvin is absolutely depressed, depresses the entire Vogon army into submission which allows the last Earthlings consisting of Arthur Dent and the woman at the party to rebuild their planet which essentially negates all of the previous actions but allows Arthur to undergo a character reformation and become stronger.

Okay, so maybe it's not a grammatically correct single sentence... actually, I'm pretty sure it is. However, I think that it is more than one independent clause which is essentially what you were calling a sentence. However, there are an ass-ton of dependent clauses (relative, adverb, etc) in addition to tons and tons of other phrases such as participial. If you really wanted to stop someone who knows too much about English structure for his/her own good, you ought to have specified that he/she use only one independent clause (which would exclude compound and complex (sentences with dependent clauses) structures. I'm pretty sure that the subject in that sentence is Man and the verb is meets and rest (though there may be one other independent clause, oops) is just predicate (stuff that follows the subject if I remember correctly).

Yes, I do have too much time on my hands apparently. But it's also good grammar practice so yay for studying English on forums.
 

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I'm surprised Donnie Darko hasn't been mentioned, that just left me with a: 'That was awesome and depressing, wtf happened?' It made sense after reading 'The Philosophy of Time Travel' on DDs website.
I must have been one of the few people to actually understand it first time round... But yes I'm suprised as well, the film is essentially one massive WTF after another... It's also one of my favourite films of all time now...

Jamienra said:
See I tried that already; what's the plot of this film? 42... Doesn't work see hehehe.
 

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AquaAscension said:
Mammoth-like snip.
Kudos for taking the time to write all that... Despite knowing all of that anyway and that you would never find a human capable of saying that as a sentence, I still congratulate you...

Please help yourself...

 

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2010: Odyssey Two. The book.

When Dave Bowman's pure energy form began scooting around Earth, I had no idea what was going on. I kept reading, and then it made sense.
 

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Guy32 said:
Gildan Bladeborn said:
Haunted Serenity said:
The Departed...i could't understand why my mother recomened me to watch it...
Wait... how did that not make sense? Say what you like about The Departed (personally I loved it and was quite happy to see a movie that was actually entertaining win Best Picture again after years or boring arthouse 'message' films winning), but it was hardly difficult to follow. Unless you meant you just didn't like it and can't make sense of why your mother did?
I thought it was a good movie, but the two brothers looked really similar. Thus I got confused. I'd probably be able to follow it if I watched it again.
... What brothers? I'm pretty sure one of us is confused because I don't remember any of the characters in The Departed being related to one another - methinks you're thinking of a different film entirely. The one I'm talking about is the 2006 Scorsese crime drama.
 

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Well there's this game called Modern Warfare 2...

If that game had writers they all must have been incapacitated or semi-so throughout the course of the game's development. Either that or they were farm animals or were intellectually equivalent to a farm animal.
*sigh*This again. Alright, what didn't you understand? It wasn't presented in the best possible ways, but the story is coherent, I assure you.
 

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A book called "Frozen Fire". Nice ideas and a good plot at first, but it was badly orchestrated and ended up just rambling randomly on, before coming to the stunning conclusion that was that nothing had changed at all.

Just brilliant. It didn't even explain why half the things that happened did.
 
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yeah...Family Guy...probably the most inchoherant, unfunny show i have ever had the displeasure of watching but hell, this shit is like twilight anymore, you cant leave your goddamn house without having someone be like OMG I LUV FAMILY GUY LULZ GIGGITY GIGGITY! and it's fucking annoying, anything that happens in that show is compleatly fucking random and no matter what happens it has no goddamn effect whatsoever on what happens in later episodes, it is just just a clusterfuck of ideas thrown together by a couple of semi-retarded 12 yr olds with bad mouths and dirty minds for their age
 

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Mr Smile said:
Shoot em up most awesome messy retarded movie ever

man finds pregnant woman
(carrot through bad mans head)
fire fight

woman dead man left holding baby

goes to brothel to give baby to prostitute

man baby and prostitute go on adventure together

naked fire fight

evil guy trys to kill baby to kill politisoin

fire fight

baby and prostetute go live in a tank

fire fight

man kill politisoin jump out plane

mid-air fire fight

man blows docters face off

man blows evil guys innards out

man prostitute and baby live happily ever after

the end
Isn't that Shoot 'Em Up? Sounds similar.
 

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StonkThis said:
Mr Smile said:
Shoot em up most awesome messy retarded movie ever

man finds pregnant woman
(carrot through bad mans head)
fire fight

woman dead man left holding baby

goes to brothel to give baby to prostitute

man baby and prostitute go on adventure together

naked fire fight

evil guy trys to kill baby to kill politisoin

fire fight

baby and prostetute go live in a tank

fire fight

man kill politisoin jump out plane

mid-air fire fight

man blows docters face off

man blows evil guys innards out

man prostitute and baby live happily ever after

the end
Isn't that Shoot 'Em Up? Sounds similar.
read top line
 

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RossyB said:
"The Reallity Dysfunction" by Peter F. Hamilton. I picked it up on a whim as I wanted a decent sci-fi to read.
It literally threw you in the deep end and the first 4 chapters gave me headache. There was no explanation, no backstory or anything. You were just expected to sit down, shut up and enjoy the ride.

It did turn out to be the most awesome sci-fi book/series I have ever read.
Terrible ending though...
Terrible ending... HOW VERY DARE YOU! (Although I do agree about the first 4 chapters being one long WTF moment.)
 

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The Dark Tower Series by Steven King
Great Books, plot only makes sense if you DONT think too hard

The Game Earth Defense Force 2017
Let me Try to summarize this

Aliens Show Up

Giant Ants Show Up At the same time

people dont think the aliens brought the ants

you start killing ants

ants start shooting acid

you kill them

people realize its the aliens

alien ships go down

giant spiders show up

more fighting

robotic dinosaur that shoots fire shows up and is killed by one guy

mechs show up

another robotic, fire breathing dinosaur shows up

it is killed

red ants show up

Giant-er robot dinosaur that breaths fire and has giant lasercannons for arms shows up

it is killed

2 more show up

they are killed

more large insects and robots are killed

the mothership is killed

success

thats the best i can do
correct me if i fucked up anywhere