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Lazarus Long

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Just today, Jedi Outcast beat me up, took my lunch money, and pantsed me in front of everyone. I am now ready to nuke Nar Shadaa from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 

Littaly

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Sniper Team 4 said:
So I like to think I play games pretty well. I can get through some L4D missions on Expert, head-shot people from across the map, beat Ninja Gaiden I & II, got all the star in Spec Ops, and other stuff that seems pretty challanging.
Ah but there is a key difference here. The games you listed are games that require reflexes and control, LEGO Batman is an old-skool type of hard, it's the one that requires you to think. Not that there's anything wrong with not being able to manage "thinking games", I hate them too, I don't think I got through a single moment of Monkey Island without a walkthrough.

The people who are good at that sort of game are often kids who are not swimming in video games like the rest of us and thus have both patience and motivation to get through, or older players who are hardened veterans from their childhood days.

I have a friend who is exceptional at that kind of gaming, and he's been playing games for as long as I can remember. I remember when we were kids and I had trouble with some game on my N64 and he came over. He used to say "oh it's easy, have you tried doing that?" and I would say "are you kidding, that's crazy, no way the game is that complex", after a few minutes of bickering he'd basically force me to try his idea and in 90% of the cases he's be right ^^
 

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Can anyone explain to me the appeal of "Lego whatever" games? I mean, I loved Lego when I was a kid, I played with it all the time, but taking an awesome universe like Star Wars or Gotham City and dumbing it down to little blocks and plastic figurines I just can't understand. It's for kids, yeah, but somehow I feel it's not just kids that play those.

If you take the time to make a game about Batman, why not use this time to make it awesome, as the source material is?

Anyways, hard games, right. Well, if a game is just too damn hard I skip it (is there any other option?). That rarely happens though, not because I'm uber-leet, but because most of the games these days come with an adjustable difficulty setting, which I'm not ashamed to use if necessary.

And fighting games? I love them, but only against a human player. What fun is it to play against an opponent you know blocks your blows not because he sees them and reacts to them, but because you yourself pressing the strike button send the signal and tell the goddamn machine to block. It's like a training dummy that's wired to your brain and whacks you on the head when you just THINK about hitting it.
 

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Final Fantasy I - I kept forgetting or not knowing where to go next.

[small]I'm gonna blame it on the fact that I wasn't taking the time to... really, really read the text... >.>[/small]
 

Woodsey

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The Lego games give me literal headaches, and they never seem particularly well designed to me either.
 

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I love games that stump me like this. Although when I just fail at jumping over something simple and I think I can't, that sucks. Like in Virtua Quest I didn't know that I could jump over the fence and go through the back. I even tried a couple times but it didn't work. So I was wondering around the level for quite some time.
 

AlphaOmega

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I am awful at Point and Click.
I beat The Dig (great game) this week, but I have been working on that for like 20hours :/
 

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LordNue said:
shewolf51 said:
Legend of Zelda and the Phantom Hourglass. That game has some of the most obscure solutions to puzzles I have ever seen.
"Close your DS" pissed me off to no end. I did everything I Could think of, then closed my DS because I had to do something and came back and it was solved. I almost threw the fucking thing at the wall. It's such a simple but stupid puzzle.
Sorry but that made me LOL, it reminds me of the time I spent hours and hours trying to figure how to pull or lift a log out of the way in Golden Sun (can't remember which one) and you just had to push it..... DOH!
 

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Z(ombie)fan said:
Project Eden.

I couldnt walk two steps without an online strategy guide.
My brother was playing that game as a very small child. After two hole hours of running around the starting area, he broke down into tears.
He sadly did not know what an FAQ or Walkthrough was.
 

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reg42 said:
The Hercules Action Game is a lot harder than I remember. Not hard, but harder than I thought it was.
Holy shit now and forever. XD

Seriously, Hercules on PS1 was awesomely fun but awesomely hard XD
 

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Pokemon Ruby. I just beat the second gym leader, travelled to the route with the cycling road and I was stumped. I was supposed to get to the city with the 3rd gym leader but I didn't have a clue to how to get there. I wondered around, overleveled my pokemon team. Got bored, started a new game and got stuck at the same route again.

I was stuck at this point for literally a week. Then I was just running around aimlessly and then I found out you were able to go under the cycling road bridge. That may not seem like a big deal to you but in the previous pokemon games, you couldn't go under buildings and stuff so I had no idea. I got owned by a freaking bridge. A FREAKING BRIDGE. Not even Norman or Steven were as much as a pain as that bloody freaking bridge.
 

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portal.

but i have a good reason!
i don't have a mouse so i used the control pad on my laptop.....it took me a few (dozen) tries to link 3 portals together AND look the right way.
 

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LordNue said:
Oh and not quite similar but extremely embarrassing I once got stuck in the water temple, got lost and even read an FAQ that didn't help. Before I looked at my in-game map and realized I'd missed a single tiny ass room that had the small key I was missing. I had never felt like a bigger retard before.
You're not alone there, mate. Although my biggest problem would have to be in OoT, trying to get the goddamn water level right
 

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God of War: Chains of Olympus. I kinda missed this whole in the wall because of the camera angle and was stuck for about a week before looking it up. I felt ashamed. It was in the sun temple.
 

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reg42 said:
The Hercules Action Game is a lot harder than I remember. Not hard, but harder than I thought it was.
The one from LucasArts where you played as Herc, Jason (Shepherd with sling) or BLonde with bow?
 

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PayneTrayne said:
reg42 said:
The Hercules Action Game is a lot harder than I remember. Not hard, but harder than I thought it was.
The one from LucasArts where you played as Herc, Jason (Shepherd with sling) or BLonde with bow?
I don't think so. It's this one.