Thoughts on Britian?

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In my opinion Britain is full of absolute morons I mean some don't even know what their talking about, and if you call one a moron and give evidence for it they will respond by insulting you in very childish manner. Speaking of childish manners the government must either be run by children or chimpanzees (although a chimp could do a better job than Gordon Brown).
 

Doug

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YoUnG205 said:
I am British and I like to think that I am patriotic, so i was just wondering how do you feel about britain and it's people? what are you're feelings on British stereotypes?
"Oh god, what have we done to ourselves?" - Generally what I think these days - first Labour, then the chavs, then the skin heads, now the economy (or Labour - part 2) and the BN-fucking-P getting face time and sympathy!
trelloskilos said:
Great Britain?

I like it. I'm fond of the roundabouts, the organic way our towns & villages are laid out, the accents (all of them...even the Thames Estuary accent that everyone hates!), the multicultural areas of the big cities & towns, the great british pub, fish & chips, roast beef & yorkshire pud.

I don't like what Nick Griffin & the BNP are trying to turn the country into. Bloody white supremacists who want to chuck out everyone who has a darker skin, or odd surname, all under the pretence of getting rid of scrounging illegal immigrants & neglecting the fact that the chavvy underclass of Vicki Pollard teen single mums getting benefits & council flats, and Bazza Dazza stoners who claim off the dole, are more of a scourge on the UK than a hardworking, taxpaying family like Mr & Mrs Patel.

Patriotism is a wonderful thing, regardless of whether you were born in the UK, USA, Australia, India or darkest Peru. People who love their country contribute to it, regardless of whether they were born there or not. - Nationalism on the other hand, is ugly, and destructive. It masquerades as patriotism, but isn't a love for your country. It's a hatred of every other country.

Sorry...had a bit of a soapbox moment
Well said - also, I fucking hate the chavs, and those idiots who make every single saturday night a no-go zone in the city centres.
 

Chipperz

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BonsaiK said:
I'm Australian.

I don't think about Britain much. Unlikely that I'll ever go there unless someone else pays for it, because I kinda of prefer the hot weather where I am. Although I think girls with English accents are kind of hot, so maybe if I ran into enough money I'd go during the Australian winter...
Ironically, most British guys I know (including me! :D) think girls with Australian accents are hot...

I propose a trade!
 

maninahat

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English girls are too fat. It's not that they are all obese, but i there are a really high proportion of chubby, ugly, mediocre types. There are also too many girls saying shit like "oh my god" right before something mundane like "that's a nice phone." Sure there are "english roses" out there, but they stay indoors. You go out on a night, and the only chicks you'll see will be vomiting in the gutter, crying about their high heels, swearing and getting into fights (more so than guys it seems) or lying on the curb, passed out from alcohol poisoning.

Brits are, like a lot of countries, very fond of the positive stereotypes. They love being told that they have the best sense of humour and comedy in the World, and have a fondness for fair play. But then if you mention their bad teeth or suggest they are stuffy, they go apeshit. Do Brits actually live up to the stereotypes? Some do, some don't. Same everywhere.

Hell, it's the same with Australians. They love the reputation of being great BBQers but don't want to be told that they have terrible comedians.
 

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Radeonx said:
You're forgetting that the Beatles didn't get full worldwide recognition until they toured in America.
They didn't get *American* recognition until they toured in America.

OT: As a Brit myself,...meh. We're alright. On the whole, I prefer American accents to the majority of English accents I've come across. That said, some American accents are atrocious.
 

Silent but Violent

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maninahat said:
English girls are too fat. It's not that they are all obese, but i there are a really high proportion of chubby, ugly, mediocre types. There are also too many girls saying shit like "oh my god" right before something mundane like "that's a nice phone." Sure there are "english roses" out there, but they stay indoors. You go out on a night, and the only chicks you'll see will be vomiting in the gutter, crying about their high heels, swearing and getting into fights (more so than guys it seems) or lying on the curb, passed out from alcohol poisoning.
This is very true. I have yet to meet a nightlife-ing girl over here of any quality at all - but I prefer bookworms and quieter types, anyway.
 

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D_987 said:
Woodsey said:
Of course it is. We're still talking about a collection of countries. It was just the only

example I could think of as its been said in films before (I'm sure).
No - it isn't. You would be defending your planet then yes, but Britain is a collection of countries with different stereotypes - there is no British stereotypes, there are just different countries stereotypes - how many more times do I need to say this?
Hooliganism, binge-drinking, obesity/awful food, self-depricating humour: these stereotypes can be applied to the English, Scottish and Welsh people, so they are British stereotypes. Yes there are differences between the three countries but there are also similarities that are shared that give Britain a culture as a whole, and stereotypes can be derived from that collective culture.
 

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D_987 said:
YoUnG205 said:
I am British and I like to think that I am patriotic, so i was just wondering how do you feel about britain and it's people? what are you're feelings on British stereotypes?
No one is British - your either Scottish, English or Irish...
or Welsh...
 
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cuddly_tomato said:
Sneaklemming said:
Get the Euro pleeeeeaaassee I;m sick of having to deal with two currencies, when theres no rational reason to.
I wish we would. The problem is we have too many idiotic tabloids trying to claim that getting the Euro would amount to sacrificing babies to Belzebub.
Well it involve some baby sacrificing... but also I wouldn't have to to math- so really the pros outweigh the cons
 

Bagaloo

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D_987 said:
No one is British - your either Scottish, English or Irish...
Thats all about personal opinion: how you perceive your national identity.
British is a valid classification, because we are all supposed to be a happy family (the U in UK).

Having said that, I get the feeling that there are so many people with bitter feelings that wish we were all completely seperate that it not much of a united kingdom anymore.

OT: Britain has its ups and downs. I quite like the weather here (says a lot about my personality), I like tea and scones (I'm English), I love the countryside and we have some pretty nice cities as well (currently living in Brighton, 'tis a fun place).
 

darkless

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D_987 said:
No one is British - your either Scottish, English or Irish...
I hope you mean welsh not Irish, since we are an entirely different country.
 

ae86gamer

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I like Britain and I hope I can visit there one day. Many people who I talk to on here are from Britainland. :D
 

Doug

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Jenkins said:
D_987 said:
YoUnG205 said:
I am British and I like to think that I am patriotic, so i was just wondering how do you feel about britain and it's people? what are you're feelings on British stereotypes?
No one is British - your either Scottish, English or Irish...
or Welsh...
Nope, only the English, Scots, Welsh, and Northern Irish.
 

ZombieGenesis

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It's brilliant, what can I say?
Many people always say "If I could I'd live in...", but I would always choose to stay right where I am. We have our problems, but the English spirit is bonkers funny.
 

Sparrow

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England is awesome. Wales is pretty cool, and from what I've seen of Scotland it looks awesome as well. No clue about Ireland though.

And I am in no way bias because I'm English either.